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There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Blood
This list was started on 22nd December 2009 by Anon
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th July 2012

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Need money and influence? Start a church!
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    Posted, 22nd December 2009
    by Anon
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    Better make sure your milkshake is not gone before you sell your land.
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    • 24th December 2009 by Anon
      His milkshake chases boys outta the yard.
    • 24th December 2009 by Adam
      This is probably the best learning we've ever added.
    • 23rd December 2009 by brownox
      Otherwise....
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    Posted, 22nd December 2009
    by Anon
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    If someone comes out of nowhere and says he is your brother, it is best to be more than a bit suspicious.
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      Posted, 22nd December 2009
      by Anon
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      Twins do not need to be onscreen at the same time to be considered twins.
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        Posted, 22nd December 2009
        by Anon
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        Don't embarrass an oil man.
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          Posted, 22nd December 2009
          by Anon
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          If your dad is a selfish egomaniac, then you should be as discreet as possible when you tell him you want to start a rival company.
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            Posted, 22nd December 2009
            by Anon
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            Bowling pins are deadly.
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              Posted, 22nd December 2009
              by Anon
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              Be careful in what you say, because sermons can return to you like a boomerang many years later.
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                Posted, 24th December 2009
                by Anon
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                Never warn the guys down below with a simple "look out below!" when something heavy falls down the shaft.
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                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  Men of faith enjoy hearing that they put on one goddamn helluva show!
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                    Posted, 2nd January 2010
                    by Anon
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                    11
                    It never hurts to wear your shame and humiliation to the dinner table.
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                      Posted, 2nd January 2010
                      by Anon
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                      It is probably not a good idea to bring one's son to an oil rig.
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                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Never offer to buy an oilman out.
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                          Posted, 23rd December 2009
                          by Adam
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                          14
                          I'm finished!
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                            Posted, 23rd December 2009
                            by DeadComedian
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                            Oil rigs are fun for the whole family, even the young 'uns.
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                              Posted, 24th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              16
                              If someone tells you they're an oil man, you'll agree.
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                                Posted, 24th December 2009
                                by Adam
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                                17
                                All success in life depends on making a deal with Union Oil.
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                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                  by Adam
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                                  18
                                  If you listen hard enough, you can almost hear Dick Cheney laughing a satisfyingly power-mad laugh.
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                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    A multi-million dollar empire is completely safe in the hands of an unstable oil-man.
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                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      20
                                      Never manipulate an oil-man's feelings.
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                                        Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        21
                                        You know the good Lord's working through you when He's bringing His almighty left hook/slap.
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                                          Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          22
                                          You'll wish you never instructed your own son in the family business.
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                                            Posted, 23rd September 2011
                                            by Olifromsolly
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                                            The Lord is expected to alert people, especially Eli, of any approaching economic problems.
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                                              Posted, 6th July 2012
                                              by Cherith Cutestory
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