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The Last Stand

The Last Stand
This list was started on 25th April 2013 by agentdc7
There are 22 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 2nd October 2015

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Arnold can teleport onto a bridge.
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    Posted, 25th April 2013
    by agentdc7
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    Arnold is feeling old.
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      Posted, 25th April 2013
      by agentdc7
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      If you need to catch a speeding Corvette ZR1 before it reaches the border, don't EVER bother using spike strips.
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        Posted, 25th April 2013
        by agentdc7
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        Arnold is the sheriff.
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          Posted, 25th April 2013
          by agentdc7
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          If you ordered a bacon cheddar omelet with extra cheddar, there's no reason to go home when danger is present.
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            Posted, 25th April 2013
            by agentdc7
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            In true old school action movie fashion, the one character who really just wants to leave town is the first one to die.
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              Posted, 27th April 2013
              by AshBlaze
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              Rear wheel drive muscle cars have no problem driving through cornfields.
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                Posted, 25th April 2013
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                If you need to catch the Chevy Corvette, you must only use a Chevy to give chase. Probably a Camaro.
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                  Posted, 25th April 2013
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                  If you park your car in the fire zone, don't be surprised if bad things will happen to your car when you get back.
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                    Posted, 25th April 2013
                    by agentdc7
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                    If you don't know how to shoot a .45 properly, it will punch you in the nose.
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                      Posted, 25th April 2013
                      by agentdc7
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                      If you slice up and stab Arnold's legs repeatedly, he can still walk fine.
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                        Posted, 25th April 2013
                        by agentdc7
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                        Lewis Dinkum plays Johnny Knoxville.
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                          Posted, 25th April 2013
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                          If you want to blockade the street with a light pole, it's time for a Jackass stunt.
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                            Posted, 25th April 2013
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                            If the car your hiding behind gets hit by a rocket, you'll be perfectly okay so don't move.
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                              Posted, 25th April 2013
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                              15
                              Don't underestimate old ladies that accuse you of trespassing.
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                                Posted, 25th April 2013
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                                If you tackle someone off the roof, shoot them in the head too just because.
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                                  Posted, 25th April 2013
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                                  If the person you're looking at suddenly starts receiving gunfire, run towards them for cover instead of hiding in the building right behind you.
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                                    Posted, 25th April 2013
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    A flare gun can be very deadly, especially when you wear a belt of shotgun shells.
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                                      Posted, 25th April 2013
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      It's just adding insult to injury, when you find your car has been completely shot up and destroyed, and then the town sheriff calls you a "shmuck" for no reason.
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                                        Posted, 27th April 2013
                                        by AshBlaze
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                                        You get off his property now, and Harry Dean Stanton won't fill your ass full of buck-shot.
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                                          Posted, 27th April 2013
                                          by AshBlaze
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                                          Morons quite often fly jet planes around the Nevada desert with no lights on at a speed of 197MPH
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                                            Posted, 9th June 2013
                                            by Splicer
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                                            Specialized corvettes that can do 200mph with also be super fuel efficient. Never need to got to the gas station to fill up.
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                                              Posted, 2nd October 2015
                                              by agentdc7
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