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Iron Man 3

Iron Man 3
This list was started on 1st May 2013 by James H
There are 93 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 12th August 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

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The Iron Man Suits are build with the Theme "ONE SIZE FITS ALL". Regardless if you are an in-average-shape Billionaire, a skinny Female CEO, a small Henchman, a husky President or an in-shape Colonel.*That is one flexibel Helmet*
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  • 7th December 2013 by hustyx
    Except when Tony's words deny it to poor black guy.
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Posted, 1st May 2013
by James H
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Mandarin couldn't figure out Stark's address untill he announced it in media.
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    Posted, 8th June 2013
    by qwkslvr
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    Stark has all types of armor suit weapons for any situation, but he never ever thought about equipping his house with any sort of defense system from even straight forward missile attacks. Especially after publicly inviting people to attack him.
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    • 7th December 2013 by hustyx
      After the terrorist invitation, I would sleep in that suit.
    • 12th May 2013 by qwkslvr
      That from a guy who till recently made his living from building missiles.
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    Posted, 5th May 2013
    by agentdc7
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    If Tony Stark needs to use a car, even if it's not his, it is most likely an Audi.
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      Posted, 6th May 2013
      by agentdc7
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      Tony's excuse for not being Iron Man 75% of the movie is that his Mark 42 suit needed to be recharged even his chest reactor was capable of doing so but he switched to a random car battery so he could find some time to display his PTSD.
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      • 25th August 2013 by agentdc7
        Yes. This one really bothered me. It makes his chest piece seem really irrelevant besides the shrapnel we all know.
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      Posted, 13th August 2013
      by Creamlord666
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      Even his Mark 42 suit was a prototype and its main feature was to dissamble, fly to Tony and assemble on him, the other suits suddenly displayed the same feature wich made the latest invention terribly obsolete.
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        Posted, 13th August 2013
        by Creamlord666
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        The best thing to do, after you threaten a terrorist on TV and have given him your home address, is to wear your only suit that is still a Prototype and has no charged weapons. WHY, you ask? Because it has a cool kinetic/electromagnetic way of putting it on.
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          Posted, 1st May 2013
          by James H
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          Rather than engaging enemies that could tear your suits up one-after-another, wouldn't it be easier to just have Jarvis fire the unibeam at every single one using every one of your suits?
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            Posted, 7th May 2013
            by IcyNeko
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            Apparently, none of the computer-controlled suits can take the command, "Catch Pepper." Tony has to do that, himself.
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              Posted, 7th May 2013
              by AshBlaze
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              None of the multitude of suits were able to blast their way out of the rubble under Stark's house until the plot needed them.
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                Posted, 4th June 2013
                by bourbonphantom
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                Bras and pants are NOT flammable.
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                • 8th June 2013 by qwkslvr
                  Not in PG-13 movies, they aren't. Just like Hulk's impossibly stretchy pants.
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                Posted, 5th June 2013
                by agentdc7
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                Iron man had all those suits that can fly by themselves, but didn't want to use them against the missile in the beginning.
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                  Posted, 23rd June 2013
                  by qwkslvr
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                  The greatest gift for Christmas is desperation.
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                    Posted, 4th May 2013
                    by Redshirt1
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                    It makes sense to reward the kid who helped you with a better (potato) gun and a classic Mustang!
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                    • 25th August 2013 by agentdc7
                      Extreme Makeover Tony Stark edition.
                    • 17th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                      Hehe, Tony blew up all his suits - otherwise the kid would have get one instead.
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                    Posted, 17th August 2013
                    by Mogipbob
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                    When you have 30something Iron Man suits fighting at the same time, they will all act as if they have 1/30th the power of an actual Iron Man suit to give the Extremis thugs a chance.
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                    • 27th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                      Yeah, thats a good observation since Tony fought one without a suit for 10 minutes and survived but his combined army of badass-suits couldn't stand 5 minutes without breaking apart one by one.
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                    Posted, 25th August 2013
                    by agentdc7
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                    Apparently S.H.I.E.L.D. only cares about its normal Agents. But if somebody from their AVENGERS dies/gets killed, they don't even bother to start an investigation.
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                      Posted, 1st May 2013
                      by James H
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                      The only thing that is holding the new MK42 together is body of the person wearing it. If you Autopilot the IRON MAN SUPER SUIT it can be dismantled by a mere truck.
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                        Posted, 1st May 2013
                        by James H
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                        Dr. Bruce Banner is NOT that kind of Doctor.
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                          Posted, 1st May 2013
                          by James H
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                          If you ditched a strange, crippled smart-guy in the past, he will come back as a pretty healthy psychopath.
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                          • 7th December 2013 by hustyx
                            Duh, yeah, have you seen incredibles?
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                          Posted, 1st May 2013
                          by James H
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                          As a Villain you know exactly were the Hero is going to hide, even if the Hero got there because of an apparent mistake of his A.I. computer because the Location was picked earlier for future Investigation.
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                            Posted, 1st May 2013
                            by James H
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                            Once you are dead people in bars and little kids will not recognize you anymore even if you are a famous superhero and they are holding a newspaper with your face on it in their hands.
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                              Posted, 1st May 2013
                              by James H
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                              Fortune cookies are not Chinese.
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                                Posted, 4th May 2013
                                by Redshirt1
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                                You know you have too much money when you can can casually take apart your home in order to make way for a giant stuffed bunny.
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                                  Posted, 4th May 2013
                                  by Redshirt1
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                                  Tony Stark's official name is "You Know Who I Am."
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                                    Posted, 4th May 2013
                                    by Redshirt1
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                                    Pepper did a bunch of sit ups since she knew she was going to be wearing a sports bra at some point.
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                                      Posted, 5th May 2013
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Mark 42 rockets are not strong enough to bust through a crusty wooden garage door.
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                                        Posted, 5th May 2013
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Never ignore nerds or geeks with creative ideas; they come back at you with a vengeance.
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                                        • 5th June 2013 by agentdc7
                                          And Incredibles.
                                        • 12th May 2013 by qwkslvr
                                          I think they should have learn't that in batman forever.
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                                        Posted, 6th May 2013
                                        by scannerhead
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                                        One of Jarvis' main operating systems is a setting for "smart-ass".
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                                          Posted, 7th May 2013
                                          by AshBlaze
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                                          You'd think Trevor would just stay in character around strangers.
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                                            Posted, 7th May 2013
                                            by AshBlaze
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                                            Some women are so demanding that they won't stay with you unless you stop being a cyborg.
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                                              Posted, 4th June 2013
                                              by bourbonphantom
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                                              Robert Downey Jr. must have been pretty envy since Ben Kingsley was the way better Sherlock Holmes than him, otherwise I cannot explain why they turned the Mandarin - IRON MAN'S MOST POWERFUL ENEMY - into a babbling, drug-adiccted low-life actor halfway through the film.
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                                                Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                Maya Hansen hasn't aged a day since Sylvester '99. She must have developed an Extremis night creme.
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                                                  Posted, 20th July 2013
                                                  by Creamlord666
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                                                  Lego-Suits can't withstand sudden impacts.
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                                                    Posted, 13th August 2013
                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                    The Mandarin is a joke. Literally.
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                                                      Posted, 20th August 2013
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      No one on earth would be interested in your super-smart computer, who acts almost like human, and would care only about an iron suit that can fly and destroy things.
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                                                      • 27th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                        True! Everyone thought the suit/arc-reactor was his greatest invention but in fact he already made one - Jarvis. The hamemade AI with a wicked sense of humor controls every circuit around Tony including his smartphone but no one showed the slightest interest yet to buy/borrow/steal it.
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                                                      Posted, 22nd August 2013
                                                      by randy
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                                                      If you have the extremis, you can punch through Ironman suits like paper. That would mean you are stronger than Thor himself. And that would mean Pepper Potts is now stronger than Thor. 0_o
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                                                      • 10th October 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                        Yeah, the Iron Man suits in this movie were utterly useless compared to the first models.
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                                                      Posted, 9th October 2013
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      The dictators and terrorist leaders you see on TV are only scapegoats. They actually are British actors with a drug problem who sit in a fancy villa with minimal security watching soccer games in there bathrobes.
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                                                      • 5th May 2013 by agentdc7
                                                        I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cringe at the twist.
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                                                      Posted, 1st May 2013
                                                      by James H
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                                                      If you are an important character in the movie it is easy for you to just drive up to the House of Tony Stark, and you also are the only one that thought of that....Stupid paparazzi in their helicopters. As a price for being so smart you get instant access to the House.
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                                                        Posted, 1st May 2013
                                                        by James H
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                                                        Happy Hogan loves Downton Abbey.
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                                                          by James H
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                                                          Happy Hogan loves Badges.
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                                                            Posted, 1st May 2013
                                                            by James H
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                                                            If the Villain knows exactly where the Hero is he will set up a meeting *for the Hero* with the only informant in town, tell her to bring all the information she has, have an on-location spy bump into the Hero, let the Hero meet the informant, give out the information to the Hero....just to have the on-location spy attack him and ask for the information back.
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                                                              Posted, 1st May 2013
                                                              by James H
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                                                              If you are a Sidekick Hero...only save the main Hostage...don't bother to comeback and help your Hero Mentor defeat the Superpowerd Villians and save the other Hostage which is a close Friend to you as well. Why? Because he is Iron Man and he doesn't need help.
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                                                                Posted, 1st May 2013
                                                                by James H
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                                                                The Vice President does not plan on sending F-22's.
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                                                                  Posted, 4th May 2013
                                                                  by Redshirt1
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                                                                  Only Tony Stark can turn Christmas ornaments into grenades.
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                                                                    Posted, 4th May 2013
                                                                    by Redshirt1
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                                                                    Guy Pearce likes to show off his Big Brain.
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                                                                      Posted, 4th May 2013
                                                                      by Redshirt1
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                                                                      We'll never know what happened to that first mouse.
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                                                                        Posted, 4th May 2013
                                                                        by Redshirt1
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                                                                        If your dad says he's going out for scratchers, he ain't coming back.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2013
                                                                          by Redshirt1
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                                                                          Giant bunny arms look like boobs.
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                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2013
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            All clothes have good fire resistance. Especially the pants.
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                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2013
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              When you are as rich as Tony Stark, you never put locks on your door.
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                                                                                Posted, 6th May 2013
                                                                                by scannerhead
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                                                                                Extremis virus gives you super strength, the ability to regrow lost limbs, burn things, and breathe fire like a dragon. And you also gain amazing speed, athleticism, and reflexes if the plot needs it.
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                                                                                  Posted, 6th May 2013
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  If a terrorist claims credit for a bombing by saying "I.. I.. I did that". This means that he really didn't do it.
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                                                                                    Posted, 7th May 2013
                                                                                    by IcyNeko
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                                                                                    Ya know, the magnetically controlled suit might work a little better if Tony just stood still while trying to put it on.
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                                                                                      Posted, 7th May 2013
                                                                                      by AshBlaze
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                                                                                      Why Tony Stark hasn't made an invisible suit is beyond me - He could still wear one and no one would notice!
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                                                                                      • 20th February 2015 by PurpleTabby
                                                                                        Also, it would be very difficult to have the suit invisible but himself not. In the TV show, (not related very much but it still has Tony + char.) he has a stealth suit meant to blend in and be invisible and listen in on conversations.
                                                                                      • 11th August 2013 by JoeKerr
                                                                                        You answered your own question. You really think Stark wants people NOT to notice?
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                                                                                      Posted, 9th August 2013
                                                                                      by Creamlord666
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                                                                                      When you imprisoned the man who dropped you 14 years earlier for a hot girl while drunk, don't think about removing his arc reactor still housing in his chest. Either you want to kill him immediately then he wouldn't need it anymore or you want to keep him alive a bit then a car battery would suffice. You should know what Tony Stark is capable of after you were the one behind his first kidnapping right Killian?
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                                                                                        Posted, 13th August 2013
                                                                                        by Creamlord666
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                                                                                        Rhodey always wanted a golden suit.
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                                                                                          Posted, 13th August 2013
                                                                                          by Creamlord666
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                                                                                          Honestly, some guards hate working in Killian's mansion. They are so weird.
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                                                                                            Posted, 21st August 2013
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            When you finally obtain an iron man suit, don't bother to kill or imprison its previous owner (colonel James Rhodes) and just leave him on the spot with almost no guards. There is no way he will escape and hinder your plans. Not a chance.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd August 2013
                                                                                              by randy
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                                                                                              Everyone thought Igor was a Hulk-Buster Suit. Including me.
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th August 2013
                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                Guy Pearce really really wants you to know he's the real Mandarin because he has some random dragon tattoos to try to make up for Trevor Slattery.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 25th August 2013
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                                                                                                  When your suits gets controlled by a russian supervillain once and you get kicked out of your suit (literally) by another supervillain next, you might consider taking another job instead of Warmachine/Iron Patriot. What do you think Rhodey? Flight assistant maybe?
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                                                                                                    Posted, 27th August 2013
                                                                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                    Iron man suits are equipped with wrist blades that pop out of nowhere just in case.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 28th August 2013
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                                                                                                      Tony Stark's worst enemy isn't the Mandarin - it is Tony Stark!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 5th September 2013
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                                                                                                        Kids scare the shit out of Iron Man.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 5th September 2013
                                                                                                          by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                          The Mandarin, the arch-nemesis of Iron Man that had groundwork laid dating back to the first movie, was actually a geeky, buffoonish scientist who was butthurt that notoriously womanizing, partyboy industrialist Tony Stark stood him up to go get laid on New Year's Eve.
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                                                                                                          • 12th October 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                            Yeah, it was a pain to see how they combined Extremis, AIM and the Mandarin into one plot/person to entirely fail completely in every aspect of these three themes. Its like the idea of mixing chicken sweet & sour, Gong boa and double-fried pork in a china restaurant as one single menu to save time and money in hopes the guest will swallow it anyway but only thing would happen is the guests will flodding the restroom shortly after from moronity overdose.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 11th October 2013
                                                                                                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                          There is disturbingly many shoulder-to-shoulder hits, IMHO.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 7th December 2013
                                                                                                            by hustyx
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                                                                                                            When a boy befriends with Tony Stark, he will become cartoonishly annoying sidekick, who also likes to change clothes (reminded me of the Mask).
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                                                                                                              Posted, 7th December 2013
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                                                                                                              I still like the suitcase suit from IM2 better than the remote controlled.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 7th December 2013
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                                                                                                                Ben Kingsley keeps lapsing into a coma just like Grandpa Simpson and he too behaves -------------------------------------- normally.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2013
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                                                                                                                  When he was being fried, couldn't Colonel Rhodes tell the suit to open and close again immediatelly, or better - selfdestruct?
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th December 2013
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                                                                                                                    When freefalling, people will hear perfectly, when Iron-Man talks to them.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th December 2013
                                                                                                                      by hustyx
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                                                                                                                      New Iron-Man suit is no match for a speeding truck. Or fire. Or water. Or an old garrage door.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th December 2013
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                                                                                                                        If reporter asks you about some terrorist don't become over excited and threaten the said terrorist. If you did despite my warning, at least be smart and don't give your home address.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                          Comparing new Iron Man suits with the old ones is like comparing new products with the products of the 60s and 70s. The older ones are much more robust and durable. The newer ones will just be turned apart even by hitting the Grille of a truck.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                                                            A 40 feet steel container will explode upon falling no matter whats in it.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                                              After seeing this movie, every time someone pinches my hand, I see colourful flashes and hear ding-dong noises.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                                                There were a lot of people in Mandarin's mansion and all of them were so loyal that nobody spilled the beans, not even the hookers.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                                                  The person who just acquired some ability or super power is always able to beat the most experienced and powerful one. Works every time.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                                                    If you inject Extremis to yourself, you'll gain the ability to heal and regroe the severed limbs, your clothes will become indestructible and even the chewing gum in your pocket is immune to anything, from extreme heat to explosion.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                                                      Do not expect your CEO girlfriend to understand and tolerate your anxiety attacks after you almost died in an alien invasion.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                        Try your best to not having an anxiety attack while you're asleep. Your girlfriend not only won't try to calm you but also won't let you catch your breath. Tinker that!
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                                                          Some companies have a forehead of security.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                            You have to a tech genius to turn your handheld 180 degrees in your hand so the front camera faces your subject.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st March 2015
                                                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                                                              A crater is somehow looks like a giant wormhole in New York city.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                Guilt tripping Tony Stark doesn't work.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                  A small injection device can contain 1,200 CCs of Extremis. Now that's some special drug.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                    When you your enemy's lair single handed, make sure to throw away your homemade zapper gloves and other gadgets before finishing what you came for.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                      All women need something to complain about to their man. They'll panic if they realize they have almost the same problem as their man have (which they used to complain about).
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                        The people who say progress is dangerous don't have a chestful of shrapnel.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                          If your chest is full of shrapnel, you only think about tinkering yourself when your girlfriend becomes a glowing firedrake.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                            When nothing you do proves you love your girlfriend to her, she's always complaining and mad at you and eventually you have to destroy your life's work, your best creation to please her, now what do you call that woman and how do you evaluate yourself?
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                              Stark makes non-lethal weapons to attack the Mandarin's hideout, but leaves unconsious guys in the fountain to drown.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th August 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                Jarvis did not detect the attack on Tony's house and deploy defenses.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th August 2015
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