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World War Z

World War Z
This list was started on 24th June 2013 by kvn8907
There are 119 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 16th March 2016

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Injecting yourself with an unknown virus or toxin will not only have any serious side effects, but won't kill you outright. And just how you survived that lethal injection won't be mentioned or talked about through the rest of the movie .
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  • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
    The zombies will not come after you after you recover!
  • 7th July 2013 by ScottyFavor
    And you'll never look sick, despite not knowing the correct dosage to inject yourself with and having major surgery 3 days before
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Posted, 29th June 2013
by Wolfgang34
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Everytime Brad Pitt shows up somewhere there is havoc.
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    Posted, 12th September 2013
    by Blendwerk42
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    Zombies are attracted to the sound of footsteps, not the sound of a giant cargo plane landing.
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      Posted, 26th September 2013
      by bourbonphantom
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      We have a wall. We don`t need any towers, killzone, trenches, no mans land, killzone or anything like that to have a safe distance to the zombie hordes.
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      • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
        I thought that was goofy, no one even noticed the zombie build up until it was too late!
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      Posted, 12th September 2013
      by Blendwerk42
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      Zombie skeletons can still move without muscles and tendons.
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        Posted, 7th October 2013
        by catmunch1
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        Don't oil your squeaking bike before sneaking past zombies.
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          Posted, 7th October 2013
          by catmunch1
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          Zombies are afraid to eat sick people! They might get sick or food poisoning.
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            Posted, 7th October 2013
            by catmunch1
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            Zombies hate karaoke as much as living people.
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              Posted, 24th June 2013
              by kvn8907
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              It is apearently possible to fly with a military transport plane from New York to South Korea without having to refill gazoline. It is also possible to refill the very same plane in a minute with enough gazoline to fly from South Korea to Jerusalem.
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                Posted, 2nd July 2013
                by Longobongo
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                Zombies are attracted to sound, but only the sound made by the living. Other zombies can make all the sound they want and be ignored.
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                  Posted, 10th February 2014
                  by afterooster
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                  Fly your helicopter low enough to the wall so zombies can jump on it.
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                    Posted, 3rd July 2014
                    by catmunch1
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                    People with no firearm training are more dangerous to themselves than to others.
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                      Posted, 24th June 2013
                      by kvn8907
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                      There are no viruses that can live in dead bodies. Ever.
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                      • 12th December 2013 by hustyx
                        Well, so much for Red Dwarf viruses.
                      • 5th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                        Not quite - there is a specific parasite who kills his host and keeps the body alive for some time until he found another one. Some parasite from Amazonia who lives in fishes if my memory serves me right. Anyway, it isn't a virus so snip that.
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                      Posted, 24th June 2013
                      by kvn8907
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                      It may only take 10 seconds for a person to be changed into a Zombie, but hacking off a bitten limb 9 seconds after being bitten will stop the process.
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                      • 9th July 2013 by Alaurien
                        just like in "The walking dead" serie.....Rick took some time to cutting Hershel's ankle
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                      Posted, 24th June 2013
                      by kvn8907
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                      Some random guy with a hood and a gun who just pops out of nowhere knows everything about pharmaceutical medicine and drugs.
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                      • 5th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                        He propably runs a Meth-Lab nearby.
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                      Posted, 29th June 2013
                      by Wolfgang34
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                      Brad Pitt is the only person in the world capable of deducing that zombies avoid sick people.
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                      • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
                        Not even the sick guy the zombies ran around couldn't figure it out!
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                      Posted, 26th September 2013
                      by bourbonphantom
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                      Too bad they didn't use a loud speaker with a nuke under it.
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                        Posted, 7th October 2013
                        by catmunch1
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                        Is anyone else sick and tired of running, overpowered zombies? Or people turning in zombies in 12 seconds?
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                          Posted, 12th December 2013
                          by hustyx
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                          Zombies' leaping attack is freaking quick. Your turn, speed of light.
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                            Posted, 12th December 2013
                            by hustyx
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                            It's polite to put down your crowbar before entering a room full of deseases samples.
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                              Posted, 12th December 2013
                              by hustyx
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                              Zombies can...smell terminal illness?
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                                Posted, 10th February 2014
                                by afterooster
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                                Peter Capaldi is a Doctor who works for the World Health Organization making hm Dr. W.H.O
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                                  Posted, 14th June 2014
                                  by john2012
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                                  Zombies can be killed by bullet damage but falling from a 200 foot wall onto the ground, concrete, or parked vehicles slows them down about as much as being hit by a water balloon.
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                                    Posted, 15th July 2014
                                    by KGator
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                                    Apparently zombies can detect the difference between a human and a zombie through some uncanny ability. But apparently that only works if they see you first. Otherwise you can sneak by them without alerting their special "zombiesense".
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                                      Posted, 15th July 2014
                                      by KGator
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                                      One way to stop a Zombie apocalypse is to remove the teeth of an entire nation. It'll also boost sales of soup.
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                                      • 5th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                        I wonder what the did with the teeth afterwards? Trinkets?
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                                      Posted, 24th June 2013
                                      by kvn8907
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                                      Nuclear weapons aren't terribly effective against Zombie hordes.
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                                        Posted, 24th June 2013
                                        by kvn8907
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                                        A bite can turn a person into a Zombie in 10 seconds flat.
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                                        • 16th March 2016 by Garga
                                          Unless you are in South Korea which turning takes 10 minutes.
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                                        Posted, 24th June 2013
                                        by kvn8907
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                                        Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one. And if you're about to become one, the gentlemanly thing to do is suicide.
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                                          Posted, 24th June 2013
                                          by kvn8907
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                                          You either fight monsters or live long enough to see yourself become one. If "live" is the right word, that is.
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                                            Posted, 24th June 2013
                                            by kvn8907
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                                            Whatever is making people turn into Zombies isn't transferred by blood, that's for sure.
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                                              Posted, 24th June 2013
                                              by kvn8907
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                                              On an aircraft carrier, water and jet fuel sometimes get mixed up, it seems.
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                                                Posted, 24th June 2013
                                                by kvn8907
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                                                Always take a minute to drink a soda
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                                                  Posted, 9th July 2013
                                                  by Alaurien
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                                                  Brad Pitt always finds the time to watch the zombie apocalypse while running for his life.
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                                                    Posted, 5th August 2013
                                                    by Creamlord666
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                                                    Brad Pitt's family can stay onboard the ship as long as he finds a way to deal with the zombie apocalypse. When they thought he died, they didn't hesitate to drop his family to a human refugee camp even if they are one healthy woman and two healthy girls wich could be important someday when you want to repopulate the earth - or do the dishes for all the soldiers.
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                                                      Posted, 5th August 2013
                                                      by Creamlord666
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                                                      If the Zombie Apocalypse is happening, the best thing to do is rape.
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                                                        Posted, 12th September 2013
                                                        by Blendwerk42
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                                                        In Wales the batteries in cellphones are magical recharged!
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                                                        • 13th September 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                          It has to do with Ley-Lines. Wait what happens when you enter Stonehenge with your smartphone XD
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                                                        Posted, 12th September 2013
                                                        by Blendwerk42
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                                                        The US Navy don`t like civilians.
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                                                          Posted, 12th September 2013
                                                          by Blendwerk42
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                                                          Resident Evil 4 and 5 are not so bad.
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                                                          • 12th December 2013 by hustyx
                                                            Games or movies?
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                                                          Posted, 12th September 2013
                                                          by Blendwerk42
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                                                          the helicopters the border guards no one noticed the horde of zombies climbing up the wall
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                                                            Posted, 14th September 2013
                                                            by Holla
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                                                            Zombies can chew through combat boots immediately.
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                                                              Posted, 26th September 2013
                                                              by bourbonphantom
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                                                              Once again, America saves the world.
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                                                              • 12th December 2013 by hustyx
                                                                Brad Pitt, to be perfectly concrete.
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                                                              Posted, 26th September 2013
                                                              by bourbonphantom
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                                                              Scientist in a research building can't out wit zombies to get them out the building.
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                                                                Posted, 7th October 2013
                                                                by catmunch1
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                                                                Zombies don't bother with sick and homeless people, because the former know the latter are screwed anyway.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                  by hustyx
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                                                                  You will dream about a zombie from five minutes ago in a specific camera angle, even though you LIVE in the movie, thus you COULDN'T HAVE SEEN the movie and said angle. Unless you are Deadpool and breaking the fourth wall, of course.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                    by hustyx
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                                                                    Your family will patiently wait and watch you fighting zombies. Even your daughters, who run significantly slower than you, and should have already made a run for a rooftop.
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                                                                      Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                      by hustyx
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                                                                      It's pretty redundant to use your helicopters to monitor the situation OUTSIDE a wall, when you can show them to people inside the city and do some stunts to look like tough guys.
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                                                                        Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                        by hustyx
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                                                                        When you are being eaten by zombies, utilize "Taking you with me" tactic and pull out the pin. And by "you", I mean not only zombies, but everybody.
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                                                                          Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                          by hustyx
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                                                                          I suppose it's too much to ask soldiers from the ship for 10 men armed to the teeth to come to W.H.O. building and shoot the B wing up. Better send 3 people, one of whom is missing a hand and another one who was stabbed to a hip.
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                                                                            Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                            by hustyx
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                                                                            Jerusalem is not so safe now, eh? This only proves one thing -> try to remain happy despite any disaster that has come and sing joyfully. Life will show you.
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                                                                              Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                              by hustyx
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                                                                              Lieutenant General Robert Brewster degraded to a mere captain after he was shot and died in Terminator 3.
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                                                                                Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                                by hustyx
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                                                                                As long as they can't sense you anymore, zombies behave like "special people", even trying some dance creations when passing by you.
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                                                                                  Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                                  by hustyx
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                                                                                  Military knives can turn into lightsabers and cut off a hand in one swing from a moderately strong person, if the plot requires.
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                                                                                    Posted, 14th December 2013
                                                                                    by hustyx
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                                                                                    Not only will zombies ignore the terminally ill, they will go to great lengths to avoid even touching them.
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                                                                                      Posted, 10th February 2014
                                                                                      by afterooster
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                                                                                      You can fully dress an amputated limb on an overcrowded plane in the middle of a zombie pandemic without rousing any sort of suspicion or even concern.
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                                                                                        Posted, 10th February 2014
                                                                                        by afterooster
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                                                                                        Zombies love Pepsi.
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                                                                                          Posted, 10th February 2014
                                                                                          by afterooster
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                                                                                          It is lucky that Brad Pitt figured out that the zombies won't eat sick people, because all the terminally ill people that would have shown up simply walking unmolested through hordes of zombies to safe havens . . . probably wouldn't tip anyone off.
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                                                                                            Posted, 15th July 2014
                                                                                            by KGator
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                                                                                            When creating a temporary government on a naval fleet make sure you are as far into the ocean away from land as possible. That way your helicopters will burn through their fuel at a much faster rate on their trips inland. Aircraft fuel is made from saltwater right???
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                                                                                              Posted, 15th July 2014
                                                                                              by KGator
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                                                                                              Zombies are racist, they only like their kind and attack everybody else.
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                                                                                                Posted, 15th July 2014
                                                                                                by catmunch1
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                                                                                                This movie would suck less if it was more about fighting the zombies like the part in Israel and less about Brad Pitt and his whiny family
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                                                                                                  Posted, 20th July 2014
                                                                                                  by smartguy360
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                                                                                                  Zombies retain enough cunning and intelligence to stow away quietly on airliners. They can even control their spasms when hiding.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 9th March 2015
                                                                                                    by KDubbz
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                                                                                                    Helicopters can't shoot at a pile of zombies attacking a wall.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 27th March 2015
                                                                                                      by Caballo66
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                                                                                                      Guns can be effective against Zombies, but only if there are less than 80 of them and you have plenty of bullets.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 24th June 2013
                                                                                                        by kvn8907
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                                                                                                        If you don't care about getting hurt, somehow that prevents you from getting hurt. Falling 200 feet is still survivable simply if you have no concept of pain.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 24th June 2013
                                                                                                          by kvn8907
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                                                                                                          Israel has been building walls for centuries. But there's nothing like threat of global pandemic to kickstart wall-building.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 24th June 2013
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                                                                                                            Zombies are a very discerning group of people, it turns out.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 24th June 2013
                                                                                                              by kvn8907
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                                                                                                              Zombies look like video game characters.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 16th July 2013
                                                                                                                by Pizzaman
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                                                                                                                A short draft of an Ant-Man movie was crammed in a blender with a lazy book-review of World War Z.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th August 2013
                                                                                                                  by Loyd Mongo
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                                                                                                                  The Navy Seals are like a hammer. Everything is a nail to them.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th September 2013
                                                                                                                    by Blendwerk42
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                                                                                                                    Give the Belarus pilot your cellphone he will do as he is told.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th September 2013
                                                                                                                      by Blendwerk42
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                                                                                                                      Only the people who move survive.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th September 2013
                                                                                                                        by Blendwerk42
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                                                                                                                        Soldiers will instantly take orders from you if you just tell them that you are from the U.N.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th September 2013
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                                                                                                                          The concussive force of a grenade required to rip open the side of a plane is not enough to instantly kill everyone on board.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 26th September 2013
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                                                                                                                            Zombies can't swim in the ocean.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th October 2013
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                                                                                                                              Zombies seem to enjoy skydiving from top of an appartment building. Without a chute, nonetheless.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                                                                                by hustyx
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                                                                                                                                When a zombie bites metal bar, it sounds like Popeye eating his spinach.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th December 2013
                                                                                                                                  by hustyx
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                                                                                                                                  Virologists are very lousy cargo door runners... or the one did it on purpose to save mankind from his stupidity
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                                                                                                                    Looks like zombies in the movie don't even want to eat flesh, as they show no desire for it. I guess they just like killing and infecting. Selfish bastards.
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                                                                                                                                      Yeah, they only seem to bite and move on to the next. Maybe it's a chomp and chew virus.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                                                                                                                    When in dormant state, zombies are twitching uncontrollably, making themselves great and unpredictible sentries.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                                                                                                                      A little Mexican boys from appartment buildings are either infected with a serious desease, are secretly leaders of zombies, are improbable survivalists or are freaking teleportation experts. The appartment apparently had only one exit and zombs were already knocking on the door.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th December 2013
                                                                                                                                        by hustyx
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                                                                                                                                        US Navy prefers urine to desalination.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th April 2014
                                                                                                                                          by RumeursRTru
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                                                                                                                                          Rotten, stinking zombies will only eat fresh non tainted flesh.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th June 2014
                                                                                                                                            by catmunch1
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                                                                                                                                            Zombies are picky eaters.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd July 2014
                                                                                                                                              by catmunch1
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                                                                                                                                              Zombies are racist against the terminally ill.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                Zombies are attracted to humans through sound, smell, etc. Unless there is a chain link fence between you and the zombie of course. Because none of the infected zombies in the WHO lab seemed to care that there was a town full of people right next to them who were not infected yet right outside the fence.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                  A zombie can bang his head on a window with out attracting other zombies.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                    Tripping on a ramp instantly kills you.
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                                                                                                                                                    • 29th October 2014 by catmunch1
                                                                                                                                                      I think the gun shot killed him.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th October 2014
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                                                                                                                                                    Beware - North Korean zombies might well give you a very nasty suck....
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                                      Play Kim Kardashian's voice over the loudspeakers in an endless loop. That'll make the zombies rip each other apart.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                        When in doubt blame the Jews....
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                          In 20 years they'll be alot of hot N. Korean/Jewish Chicks
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                            Let the Muslims in and they start singing...blame it on them too
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                              CIA guy took 3 minutes to take a tooth out when he could have just used a hammer
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 27th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                Black dude could not keep his family on the boat....even now a black man can get no respect
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                  Let's drive to another major city because the country would be far too dangerous
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                    You can get a monster Winnebago out of a chaotic mass of destruction with no problem and no one else jumping in.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 27th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                      If you're going to pick a random disease to inject yourself with, the first one is usually the right one.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 18th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                        Keep your finger off the trigger. You could trip and shoot your stupid head off.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 18th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                          Being impaled by a metal shard will not bother Brad Pitt that much.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 18th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                            You can have a movie take place in South Korea by just using a random airport during a rainy night full of American soldiers and calling it South Korea. Now that South Korea is in the movie, let's move onto another country to get their ticket sales.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 18th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                              No, it's NOT OK to karaoke you dumb bitch!
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                If you open the rear cargo door of a Belarus Airlines jet liner right after take off, nobody will notice it and the cabin won't lose pressure.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                  HIV and cancer hospitals should hire a few Zekes to sniff the hell out of uncertain cases.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Zombie fingers move on their own and don't need the muscles in forearms. In fact you can their whole bodies to ash and those fingers still twitch.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Nothing shows peace of mind like drinking a refreshing can of Pepsi. Pepsi: More ounce to the bounce!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Rotting flesh gives you more speed and greater power.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Teeth come out with a crunch when you pull them out with your bare hands.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                            They told us building those walls serves a humanitarian purpose and we called them land grabbers... Shame on us!
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Idiot studio execs buy the rights of bestselling books to make movies based on their titles, not contents and effectively prevent Idiot execs from other studios to do the same.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                movement is life. Staying put is death. Unless you are WHO scientists or live in Wales generally.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sometimes what you think is Mother Nature's greatest strength is actually it's greatest weakness. Or something... Anyway, Mother Nature is a BITCH!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't ever listen to the ex-CIA agent which you arrested for arms trade. It's Brad's job to listen to him.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      How dare North Koreans fight Zombies with American weapons! That should be illegal, right?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Too bad Zohan went to New York and wasn't in Jerusalem when Zombies attacked the city.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          When you are the only smartypants in the world that reached to this conclusion and are able to simply say ''Zombies avoid terminally ill people'' on the phone to your UN buddy, tell him ''I don't have time to explain'' and repeat it several times, ask him something else, hold your phone, go to the pilot, knock, wait for him to unbuckle and come to door, talk to him and give him your phone. You couldn't possibly take 2 seconds to tell your theory, could you?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Air plane curtains separating different sections are really really sound proof. If a carnage is happening on the other side, you can't hear a thing this side.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              WHO doctors don't trust Israeli female soldiers explaining the situations to them but totally trust ex-UN super investigators if they sport a hippy haircut.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                The ''TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM'' scene is so full of stupid stupidity I think I'd better leave it alone and learn something else instead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you go to a dangerous mission to save the humanity during a Zombie apocalypse, your wife will cheat on you with Matthew Fox but their affair will be cut off the final movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    WHO scientists are so clumsy, they'll prick their hands while work on dangerous virus specimens. I bet they were 100 times more careful if the specimen was ''the prick-eating fungi''.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th March 2016
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