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Monsters University

Monsters University
This list was started on 9th July 2013 by Alaurien
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th May 2016

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"You've been jealous of my looks since the fourth grade, pal," is just an expression.
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    Posted, 6th November 2013
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    Some bullies will spend their time putting pics of your team..on all the walls and ground...just to humilliate your team.
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      Posted, 9th July 2013
      by Alaurien
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      Kids will think that a small, green, one-eyed creature is cute.
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        Posted, 9th July 2013
        by Alaurien
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        Who cares if you're told not to touch something and the consequences of doing so would be incredibly painful... A philosophy major has no room for your pathetic "logic". One must touch the urchin to know the urchin.
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          Posted, 4th October 2013
          by Des
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          No amount of studying, hard work, or mastery of technique... can make up for simply not having the right physical appearance for the job.
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            Posted, 4th October 2013
            by Des
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            Just scaring is not enough...you must get good grades.
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              Posted, 9th July 2013
              by Alaurien
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              Randy was just a nerd who used to bake muffins.
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                Posted, 9th July 2013
                by Alaurien
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                You can ascend from messenger to a scarer :D
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                • 12th April 2014 by agentdc7
                  Climb the corporate ladder.
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                Posted, 9th July 2013
                by Alaurien
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                If a lady says she's gonna listen to some music don't judge her thinking she'll listen to ballads or else....
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                  Posted, 9th July 2013
                  by Alaurien
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                  Now we know why snowman was vanished.
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                  Posted, 9th July 2013
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                  No amount of studying, hard work, or mastery of technique... can make up for simply not having the right physical appearance for the job.
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                    Posted, 4th October 2013
                    by Des
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                    If you make noise in the library, the librarian will kick you out. Unless someone else also makes noise. She has a very short attention span.
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                      Posted, 12th April 2014
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                      Snails take an entire semester to run to class. They will also fail to realize several days pass by and they don't need to eat.
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                        Posted, 12th April 2014
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                        We're OK!
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                          Posted, 12th April 2014
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                          Now we know why Randall is always squinting.
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                            Posted, 4th September 2014
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                            Don't tell students know there is some physical requirement to graduate. Let them study hard and waste all that time and after the final exam which they pass brilliantly let them know they do not have the right physique for that particular field.
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                              Posted, 26th March 2015
                              by Garga
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                              In the Monster universe Education and university degree is everything. Companies aren't interested in uneducated individuals who are fantastic in their field. Bill Gate's equivalent monster doesn't have a chance.
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                                Posted, 26th March 2015
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                                They tell you everything humans touch are toxic. When you go to human universe, just forget it and touch everything in the room to set traps and you'll not be poisoned. All's good but make sure to forget that when you start working in Monsters Inc and a human child accidentally enters your universe.
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                                  Posted, 26th March 2015
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                                  If you were scared of the monsters in your closet when you were a child and that monster paid you visit every damn night, now that you are an adult is the time to forget it completely and not believe your own child when the poor kid tells you about a monster in his or her closet that comes out every night.
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                                    Posted, 26th March 2015
                                    by Garga
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                                    In Monster University either no one is interested to check the equipment before a test to make sure it's not tempered or all the audience in the arena were blind so Sulley could temper with the 6th gauge in front of their eyes.
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                                      Posted, 26th March 2015
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                                      A child scare simulator will activate by simple snap or saying BOO but not when you scratch the bed or make any other noises.
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                                        Posted, 26th March 2015
                                        by Garga
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                                        Be sure to bring an important personal object into the classroom where it can easily be knocked over.
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                                          Posted, 13th May 2016
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                                          None of the staff on campus objected to letting the students paste every wall and ground with a strange photograph.
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                                            Posted, 13th May 2016
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                                            You can lay on the floor like a bear rug and nobody will recognize you.
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                                              Posted, 13th May 2016
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                                              Librarians are allowed to throw students out the window for making the slightest noise.
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                                                Posted, 13th May 2016
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                                                Some universities accept students who are taller than any of the buildings on campus.
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                                                  Posted, 13th May 2016
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