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The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger
This list was started on 9th July 2013 by john2012
There are 50 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th February 2016

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Tonto: "Not Jack Sparrow"
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    Posted, 9th July 2013
    by john2012
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    The San Francisco carnival will inexplicably hire an elderly, kooky Native American to pose for hours on end in their wax museum... just because.
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    • 26th March 2015 by john2012
      Maybe he thought it was the museum where Ben Stiller worked.
    • 9th February 2014 by agentdc7
      That part really confused me. I thought he had magical long life for some reason and pretended to be a statue until the boy appeared.
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    Posted, 15th October 2013
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    The horse was the most intelligent one of the bunch!!
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      Posted, 24th January 2014
      by TiffYG2133
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      The American Flag had 37 stars in 1869, not 50.
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        Posted, 24th January 2014
        by TiffYG2133
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        Kemosabe: "Bad Actor"
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          Posted, 9th July 2013
          by john2012
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          John Carter called and said thanks for getting him off the biggest box office bomb #1 spot.
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            Posted, 9th July 2013
            by john2012
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            On an unrelated note ticket prices at all Disney Theme parks will go up 10% next year.
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              Posted, 9th July 2013
              by john2012
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              A bag of fresh peanuts for a dead mouse: fair trade.
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                Posted, 3rd August 2013
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                Generations X & Y really know and care what "TONTO and some Lone Ranger" are.
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                  Posted, 24th August 2013
                  by Loyd Mongo
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                  You know you're in trouble when the title character is an incompetent buffoon who can't even tie his shoes without the help of Johnny Depp's stock weirdo character for 95% of the movie.
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                    Posted, 26th August 2013
                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                    A really old Johnny Depp will grow a Native American nose.
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                      Posted, 9th February 2014
                      by agentdc7
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                      Trains carry comically tall ladders just in case you need them.
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                        Posted, 9th February 2014
                        by agentdc7
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                        When sitting in a train, don't toss a child's rag doll unless the window is closed.
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                          Posted, 6th February 2016
                          by Garga
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                          "Hey Arnie Hammer, Thanks." Taylor Kitsch.
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                            Posted, 9th July 2013
                            by john2012
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                            They should have had Woody play the Lone Ranger and Buzz Lightyear play Tonto. Would have made more money.
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                              Posted, 9th July 2013
                              by john2012
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                              200 million in special effects can not overcome a bad story.
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                              • 9th September 2013 by Creamlord666
                                Jonny Depp was one of the special effects.
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                              Posted, 9th July 2013
                              by john2012
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                              Because of this movie Disney is seriously considering putting the brakes on Pirates of the Caribean 4.
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                              • 25th August 2013 by john2012
                                Thanks, I forgot about that Pirates 4 disaster.
                              • 1st August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                You meant Pirates of the Caribean 5 where Jonny gets 100 million bucks for playing an egocentric, narcistic and lunatic character - like his real-life counterpart
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                              Posted, 9th July 2013
                              by john2012
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                              Weirdo Johnny Depp character trait this time? Feeding the dead raven he wears on his head. Oh, and 15 lbs of white makeup once again.
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                                Posted, 6th September 2013
                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                Johnny Depp likes to wear weird hats, in and outside of movies.
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                                  Posted, 9th September 2013
                                  by Bebop Man
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                                  Johnny Depp is Native American.................at least he claims to be.
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                                    Posted, 9th February 2014
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    A white horse is either stupid, or acting like he is stupid. Turns out he is actually stupid, even though he is smarter than the entire cast.
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                                      Posted, 9th February 2014
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Since Gore Verbinski is directing, there is probably a skinny pirate-I mean cowboy that has a fetish for cross dressing.
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                                        Posted, 9th February 2014
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        If you survived 2 gunshots and are supposedly back from the dead, the wounds will not hinder you whatsoever.
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                                          Posted, 9th February 2014
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          When nature is out of balance, rabbits will act like crazy zombies.
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                                            Posted, 9th February 2014
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Everyone wants to touch ivory, especially in the shape of a saloon girls leg.
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                                              Posted, 9th February 2014
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              If a raid is about to happen and you stand outside a shelter and you happen to be black, you are probably going to die.
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                                                Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                If you shot someones gun and the bullet ricochets all over the place and kills the 2 bad guys, that is a great shot. What? That was a warning shot? In that case, not so good.
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                                                  Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  When horses get dehydrated they do not slow down and rest. They will keep walking normally and suddenly collapse and die.
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                                                    Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Being unable to be killed does not include being unable to be shot.
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                                                      Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Sterilize a needle by making urine on it.
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                                                        Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        If nature is out of balance CGI scorpions will crawl all over your face and not sting you.
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                                                          Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          If you lasso a hand cranked Gatling gun and pull it into another direction, the Gatling operator will continue firing for you.
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                                                            Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            People have a tendency to fire revolvers faster when they are off camera.
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                                                              Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              If you have dual revolvers, you have infinite bullets.
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                                                                Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                To disconnect a train, pull the stake out from the top. However, if you want to simply shoot the top, it will slide out the bottom too.
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                                                                  Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  If you sit face to face with a woman while on a horse, you must kiss her immediately.
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                                                                    Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    A head first dive from 200 feet into the water will not kill you, the coals landing on top of you and drowning you will.
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                                                                      Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      If you create a lever out of a comically tall ladder, use your awkward stares to make it rotate.
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                                                                        Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        If you are going to leap 50+ feet onto another train, make sure you land on a pile of silver rocks to break your back-I mean fall.
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                                                                          Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          Having a gun fight with a whole load of train passengers in between is very heroic.
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                                                                            Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Train cars can rely on momentum to keep on going and never stopping.
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                                                                              Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              I'm a spirit walker. I can't miss. That doesn't count all the previous times I failed to kill anyone in the film with a gun.
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                                                                                Posted, 28th February 2014
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                Bird cannot tell time.
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                                                                                  Posted, 5th February 2016
                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                  There ain't no rail road without saloon girls doing the heavy lifting.
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                                                                                    Posted, 5th February 2016
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    An Ivory prosthetic leg is a great place to conceal a really powerful gun or a cannon.
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                                                                                      Posted, 5th February 2016
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      All bad situations can be worse, like when you develop an itch during the said bad situation.
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                                                                                        Posted, 6th February 2016
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        Magic horses can climb barns to the roof.
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                                                                                          Posted, 6th February 2016
                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                          You definitely need a guide to go where the river begins because you cannot possibly follow the river upstream.
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                                                                                            Posted, 6th February 2016
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            Reveal your evil hostile takeover plan which depends on arrival of a trainload of silver rocks to San Francisco, to the board members who have the power to stop the mentioned train from ever reaching there. Nothing goes wrong, pinky promise!
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                                                                                              Posted, 6th February 2016
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              Whenever and wherever Tom Wilkinson goes, he'll eventually bump into some kind of masked vigilante.
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                                                                                              • 6th February 2016 by Garga
                                                                                                Batman, fat Green Hornet and now the Lone Ranger.
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                                                                                              Posted, 6th February 2016
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