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(500) Days of Summer

(500) Days of Summer
This list was started on 23rd December 2009 by Adam
There are 48 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th July 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

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Always invite your ex who still has feelings to your engagement party - and don't tell him it's your engagement party, it'll be a pleasant surprise for him.
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    Posted, 23rd December 2009
    by Adam
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    Girls are seasonal.
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      Posted, 23rd December 2009
      by Adam
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      Ikea is the perfect date spot.
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        Posted, 23rd December 2009
        by Adam
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        The girl who breaks up with you because she doesn't believe in serious relationships will always marry the next guy she meets.
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          Posted, 23rd December 2009
          by Adam
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          Your much younger sibling is always incredibly precocious about male-female relationships.
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          • 18th October 2010 by Khenarthi
            In the coming of age rom-com, it's a MUST!
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          Posted, 23rd December 2009
          by Adam
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          If a relationship with one girl holding a name of a season doesn't work, then move onto another girl with a name of a different season.
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            Posted, 26th December 2009
            by SimplyMe
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            Smashing plates is surprisingly theraputic.
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              Posted, 3rd January 2010
              by Halfsh0t
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              You gotta worry for the guy if later on in his life he ends up dating girls named Winter & Spring....that would just be too weird!
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                Posted, 3rd January 2010
                by TiffYG2133
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                Feeling like Han Solo is the best feeling possible!
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                  Posted, 18th December 2010
                  by Stasis
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                  After sex it's totally cool to preform a dance number to Hall and Oates.
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                  • 18th December 2010 by Stasis
                    Best part of the movie was that whole sequence.
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                  Posted, 18th July 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  After a girl breaks up with you, it feels like she took a shit on your face.
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                    Posted, 21st February 2011
                    by TheWizWalid
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                    Just because a girl enjoys watching pornography with you doesn't mean she's your soulmate.
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                      Posted, 23rd December 2009
                      by Adam
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                      You can always find people who want to be architects sitting on a hillside bench sketching the buildings for fun.
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                        Posted, 26th December 2009
                        by SimplyMe
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                        The greeting card business is the perfect place to find your soul mate who isn't your soul mate.
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                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                          by Vampiremoon762
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                          It's a free country!
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                            Posted, 3rd January 2010
                            by K2
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                            Your little sister is always good for advice on your love-life.
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                              Posted, 4th January 2010
                              by HermanoBluth
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                              Shower sex is possible.
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                                Posted, 4th January 2010
                                by Rapt0r9
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                                Always check for a Chinese family in your bathroom when playing in your make believe IKEA bedroom.
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                                  Posted, 9th January 2010
                                  by The Superior
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                                  The greeting cards business is lying to us!
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                                    Posted, 10th February 2010
                                    by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                    If you look at your reflection, hopefully Han Solo will wink back at you.
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                                      Posted, 14th February 2010
                                      by K2
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                                      Shower scenes in porn movies are doable ;)
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                                        Posted, 23rd December 2010
                                        by novlau
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                                        Jenny Beckman is a bitch.
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                                          Posted, 3rd January 2011
                                          by Becky
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                                          Dream girls always disappear when you wake up.
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                                            Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                            by Adam
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                                            The best person to have a casual relationship with is the guy who makes lovey dovey faces at you all the time and has a different interpretation of The Graduate than you.
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                                              Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                              by Adam
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                                              Non-committal girls like to play house in IKEA....
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                                                Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                by SimplyMe
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                                                Guys will run out of the porn section of a Video Store if a girl walks into it.
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                                                  Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                  by The Superior
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                                                  There is actually someone out there whose favorite Beatle is Ringo Starr
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                                                    Posted, 18th August 2010
                                                    by Manny
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                                                    This is a story of boy meets girl. This is not a love story.
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                                                      Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                      by SoraKari
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                                                      Summer is Sid and Tom is Nancy.
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                                                        Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                        by SoraKari
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                                                        Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card.
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                                                          Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                          by SoraKari
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                                                          Robin got hung up over an average looking chick
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                                                            Posted, 24th July 2014
                                                            by smartguy360
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                                                            The girl he meets after he gets over his ex is way hotter than his ex
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                                                              Posted, 24th July 2014
                                                              by smartguy360
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                                                              Katy Perry can act!
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                                                              • 10th February 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                                                hadn't noticed how Zooey Deschanel does look a bit like Katy Perry.
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                                                              Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                              by Adam
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                                                              "Here comes your man" by The Pixies is the perfect duet for you and the girl you crush on, but haven't spoken more than five sentences to.
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                                                                Posted, 31st December 2009
                                                                by Halfsh0t
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                                                                Guys will run out of the porn section of a Video Store if a girl walks into it.
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                                                                  Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                  by The Superior
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                                                                  Always wait to the next season to get a girl...
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                                                                    Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                    by NotTheBirdRobin
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                                                                    Always wait to the next season to get a girl...
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                                                                      Posted, 7th January 2010
                                                                      by NotTheBirdRobin
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                                                                      The movie "The Graduate" is the go-to for inspiration for a relationship. Did Tom forget that the main character slept with his fiance's mother?
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                                                                        Posted, 30th November 2010
                                                                        by Bebe Bluff
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                                                                        They used to call me Anal Girl. I was very neat and organized.
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                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                                          by SoraKari
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                                                                          People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
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                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                                            by SoraKari
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                                                                            Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life.
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                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                                              by SoraKari
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                                                                              PENIS!
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                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                                                by SoraKari
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                                                                                I Love Us.
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                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                                                  by SoraKari
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                                                                                  Rachel knows more about PMS than Tom does.
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                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                                                    by SoraKari
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                                                                                    There's only two kinds of people in the world. There's women, and there's men. Summer Finn was a woman.
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                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2011
                                                                                      by SoraKari
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                                                                                      Penis!
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                                                                                        Posted, 26th June 2011
                                                                                        by SoraKari
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                                                                                        If you have a complicated relationship with a girl and you both work in the greeting cards industry, when she breaks up with you, you WILL end up taking it out on the cards you're writing. Yeah, because **** you, whore.
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                                                                                          Posted, 23rd August 2012
                                                                                          by Movie Genius
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