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The Counselor

The Counselor
This list was started on 29th October 2013 by bourbonphantom
There are 12 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th December 2013

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Always carry wire cutters.
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  • 27th November 2013 by indubitably
    Love this "learning" because it is exactly what I thought after witnessing what happened to Brad Pitt...
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Posted, 29th October 2013
by bourbonphantom
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A vagina pressed against glass resembles an algae eater.
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    Posted, 29th October 2013
    by bourbonphantom
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    A blowjob from Rosie Perez is only worth $20.
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      Posted, 29th October 2013
      by bourbonphantom
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      Even when you are feeling absolute dread, nervousness, and desperation, you still have the patience to listen to philosophical musings of people who are clearly not going to help you in any practical way...
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        Posted, 27th November 2013
        by indubitably
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        Always cast Javier Bardem for the role with the bad hairdo.
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          Posted, 28th November 2013
          by Creamlord666
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          Should have been titled "I Don't Know" since that's what constitutes the dialog of the second half of the film.
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            Posted, 3rd December 2013
            by bourbonphantom
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            7
            DVDs are horrifying.
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              Posted, 29th October 2013
              by bourbonphantom
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              8
              Instead of sitting there like an idiot, the septic truck driver could have backed up over the guy with the bullet through his leg.
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                Posted, 29th October 2013
                by bourbonphantom
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                Before decapitating someone it's important to get their attention with bright lights.
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                  Posted, 29th October 2013
                  by bourbonphantom
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                  10
                  Never trust a woman with a gold tooth.
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                    Posted, 29th October 2013
                    by bourbonphantom
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                    11
                    Court appointed attorneys do very little work.
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                      Posted, 29th October 2013
                      by bourbonphantom
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                      12
                      Cameron Diaz screwing your car is apparently a memory you'd rather forget.
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                        Posted, 24th December 2013
                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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