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Thor: Dark World

Thor: Dark World
This list was started on 7th November 2013 by Ku7uk
There are 59 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 22nd February 2016

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The Asguardian army like to bring knives and tiny shields to a fight against an army armed with laser guns and dimension-ripping grenades.
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    Posted, 7th November 2013
    by Ku7uk
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    An army that has been in suspended animation for over 5000 years, is still more technically enhanced than the Asguardian's who defeated them all that time ago.
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      Posted, 7th November 2013
      by Ku7uk
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      Thor has an invisible pair of handcuffs on him at all times.
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        Posted, 7th November 2013
        by Ku7uk
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        Dark Elves can learn to speak English instantly if it serves the plot. So can the Asguardian's I suppose.
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          Posted, 7th November 2013
          by Ku7uk
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          Odin's throne chair can miraculously re-appear at the end of the film, even though it was ripped apart by a dimension grenade earlier.
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          • 20th February 2015 by PurpleTabby
            Except remaking the Rainbow Bridge!
          • 9th February 2014 by agentdc7
            It is magic. They probably have a spell for everything.
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          Posted, 7th November 2013
          by Ku7uk
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          When an Alien spacecraft invades Earth with an entire army, all the Humans will do is send two MIG fighters to intercept it, and that's it. They don't need the army, police or Shield. These things have a tendency to sort themselves out on their own.
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          • 2nd December 2013 by catmunch1
            And he wont ask the Avengers for help, even though they fought aliens together defending Earth recently.
          • 1st December 2013 by howler
            Sorry, but it was bugging me. Those were Eurofighter Typhoons. Had to clear that up.
          • 24th November 2013 by Creamlord666
            One of the officials was secretly an aesir worshipper and praised to Heimdall (who sees all) so send Goldilocks Hammer support.
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          Posted, 7th November 2013
          by Ku7uk
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          Scientist Interns like to throw shoes and car keys into teleportation holes, and not something that might have actually helped them - like a video-camera dangling on a piece of rope.
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            Posted, 7th November 2013
            by Ku7uk
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            Loki is a more entertaining Captain America than Captain America was in his own movie.
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              Posted, 18th November 2013
              by XenomorphSB
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              Shield the palace, but not the building producing the shield.
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                Posted, 2nd December 2013
                by catmunch1
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                Technology left adrift in the coldness of space for 5000 years will still work fully when you turn it on and will not suffer from age derogation.
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                • 15th November 2013 by bourbonphantom
                  Or from collisions with asteroids, which are constantly floating around it.
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                Posted, 7th November 2013
                by Ku7uk
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                Knocking down pretty much every column holding a building up, it still not enough to make the building fall down.
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                  Posted, 7th November 2013
                  by Ku7uk
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                  A floating truck which looks cool will have no logical reason or purpose, until the very end when a floating car is used to help impress a girl. There is no explanation for why it floats, and why only cars seem to float and nothing else does.
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                  • 21st June 2014 by Meushell
                    Lol. I forgot about the floating truck and was wondering how the guy picked a car up.
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                  Posted, 7th November 2013
                  by Ku7uk
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                  When going to a restaurant with Natalie Portman on a hot date, its a good idea to only have three choices on the menu and then to order the meal that gives you fish breath.
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                    Posted, 7th November 2013
                    by Ku7uk
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                    Nobody can hold Thor's hammer up except for Thor himself, and a dinky coat rack in a London apartment.
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                    • 9th February 2014 by agentdc7
                      I think nobody can "move" Thors hammer.
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                    Posted, 15th November 2013
                    by bourbonphantom
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                    Loki survives numerous attacks in The Avengers, arrow exploding in his face, getting shot point blank with the Destroyer weapon, etc. So Thor is supposed to believe that a mere impaling is going to kill his brother?
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                      Posted, 15th November 2013
                      by bourbonphantom
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                      Good thing the Elf leader only created one unstoppable, powerful, super strong monster elf.
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                        Posted, 2nd December 2013
                        by catmunch1
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                        Too bad Asgard didn't use the giant, silver, face shooting ray gun robots from the first Thor movie to defend Asgard.
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                          Posted, 2nd December 2013
                          by catmunch1
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                          Odin will use every person in Asgard to defeat the dark elves, even though he can vaporize them instantly with his spear.
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                            Posted, 2nd December 2013
                            by catmunch1
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                            It takes a crazy human to invent a machine capable of changing the law of physics and control teleportation holes in the fabric of space. Of all the people, in all the galaxy, older than time itself even. He was the only one able to invent this, having never even seen the anomaly to know if it even exists. He also invents a handheld remote control to send the ship into, which would have been more useful to send the ship into earlier in the fight.
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                            • 2nd December 2013 by catmunch1
                              I guess Tony Stark and the other Avengers where going to sit the end of the world out this time and not help.
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                            Posted, 7th November 2013
                            by Ku7uk
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                            If all the enemy scout ships are destroyed apart from one that makes it through the energy shield, you can be sure that it will be that ship the enemy leader is on.
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                              Posted, 7th November 2013
                              by Ku7uk
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                              A car left parked in London overnight will have all its windows smashed in and be sprayed with graffiti, as that's what happens to any car left in London.
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                                Posted, 7th November 2013
                                by Ku7uk
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                                Through the entire restaurant sequence, all I could think was, "Have you tried turning it off and on"
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                                  Posted, 1st December 2013
                                  by qwkslvr
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                                  The dark elves seem to be a lot like the Romulans from Star Trek.
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                                    Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                    by catmunch1
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                                    Aliens invade the Earth and the avengers are no where to be found. Thor fights them alone since it's his movie.
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                                      Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                      by catmunch1
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                                      Odin really doesn't seem to powerful or he's just lazy as hell.
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                                        Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                        by catmunch1
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                                        Thor can take out entire armies with his hammer, and then has a hard time killing a few bad guys later with it.
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                                          Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                          by catmunch1
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                                          Odin thinks humans are no better than goats.
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                                            Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                            by catmunch1
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                                            There are black and white dark elves! maybe hispanic or asian dark elves too!
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                                              Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                              by catmunch1
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                                              There was an extra dark elf.
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                                                Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                by catmunch1
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                                                The elves made it to Asgard, Earth, and other places in a spaceship. Thor couldn't make it to Earth for two years with out the bi-frost.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                  by catmunch1
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                                                  Natalie Portman got Thor's mother killed, Asgard torn up, turned Thor into a traitor, Loki freed, hundreds of guards killed, London tore up.
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                                                    Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                    by catmunch1
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                                                    Blunt weapons are harmless, you will get blasted away hundreds of meters but you will be perfectly fine
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                                                      Posted, 7th February 2014
                                                      by wuhugm
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                                                      When you finally see your girlfriend again after a 2 year absence, you get a slap to the face. After a 2 day absence, you get a kiss.
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                                                        Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        If you save an annoying girls life, she will fall in love you with you. Now make out with her. Right now.
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                                                          Posted, 9th February 2014
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Dark Elves and Asgardians can breath the atmosphere on any planet.
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                                                            Posted, 10th February 2014
                                                            by sahalan
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                                                            Old men can think better when they (un)dress and act like creepy old men.
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                                                              Posted, 10th February 2014
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              To take out a prison cell wall, all you have to do is touch it.
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                                                                Posted, 7th November 2013
                                                                by Ku7uk
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                                                                The dimension grenades seem to be more dangerous and more powerful than the dark energy.
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                                                                  Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                                  by catmunch1
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                                                                  Dimension grenade technology, good thing the elves didn't mount it on missiles or use with any other advanced weapon.
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                                                                    Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                                    by catmunch1
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                                                                    The queen had a huge funeral, no one seemed to care about the hundred guards that died.
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                                                                      Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                                      by catmunch1
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                                                                      Earth's atomic weapons seem more powerful than anything in Asgard.
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                                        by catmunch1
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                                                                        Thor will turn down and dump a beautiful woman in Asgard, and thank her for her sword.
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd December 2013
                                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                                          Odin decides to vaporize a couple of dark elves with the flick of his wrist, after they killed about 100 guards in a long fight.
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                                                                          • 9th December 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                            That's why he is king. Loki understand this kind of logic pretty good.
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                                                                          Posted, 3rd December 2013
                                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                                          Piercing weapons can easily kill anyone, even if they are Asgardians
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                                                                            Posted, 7th February 2014
                                                                            by wuhugm
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                                                                            Dark Elves and Asgardians can breath the atmosphere on any planet.
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                                                                              Posted, 10th February 2014
                                                                              by sahalan
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                                                                              When stranded on a foreign and hostile world, the first cave you find will be the one with the portal back to Earth in it
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                                                                                Posted, 20th December 2014
                                                                                by TheBurningKnight
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                                                                                Nothing says ''Scientific mind'' better than beating your device when it shows something strange.
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                                                                                  Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                  In order to be a strong, independent woman you have to be plain rude to every man in sight; from your date and looser intern to the king of an alien race.
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    Asgardians perform better in defeating their enemies when the enemy outnumbers them and has far more ships. If the enemy attacks them with a single ship they're screwed, despite defeating the same enemy 5,000 years ago when they had hundreds of that ship.
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                                                                                      Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      Asgardians are lousy in hiding things.
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                                                                                        Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        If you're capable of making powerful laser spears which evaporate enemy, make just one spear and arm your soldiers with swords instead.
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                                                                                          Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                          You can strongly believe that the Dark Elves are completely destroyed despite seeing one of their ships escaped the battle 5000 years ago.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            Some of the 9 realms of the Norse mythology consist of only ONE village. You save that, you saved it all.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              You may be a brilliant scientist and a strong woman but you'll weep and cry and stay in your room and don't shower because you haven't heard from your crush, because you're a woman. sigh... Some things never change.
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                                                                                                Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                Some restaurants' menus are consist of only 3 kinds of food. Their manager probably was an airline executive.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd February 2016
                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                  If a human is infected by an ancient force of evil, leave her to human doctors on Earth, because they have vast experience of dealing with such illness 24/7. Odin is such a rational thinker.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd February 2016
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