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12 Years a Slave

12 Years a Slave
This list was started on 16th November 2013 by Adam
There are 11 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd February 2015

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Nothing's more satisfying than spanking an obnoxious racist.
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  • 16th March 2014 by agentdc7
    Oddly enough, that guy plays the exact same kind of annoying character in Cowboy and Aliens.
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Posted, 16th November 2013
by Adam
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Before traveling with two strangers, always tell at least one person where you're going and with whom.
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    Posted, 16th November 2013
    by Adam
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    As a slave in New Orleans don't, under any circumstances, trust any white people. Oh, hi Brad Pitt.
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    • 16th March 2014 by agentdc7
      Because he is Canadian/
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    Posted, 16th November 2013
    by Adam
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    There's at least one circumstance where being hung might be preferable to being saved.
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      Posted, 16th November 2013
      by Adam
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      The person who sneaks out at night to "see" you won't notice when you haven't properly bathed in months.
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        Posted, 16th November 2013
        by Adam
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        The only thing worse than an lecherous slave owner is his jealous wife.
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          Posted, 16th November 2013
          by Adam
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          Nothing's more badass than being a Northern lawyer sent to free Southern slaves.
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            Posted, 16th November 2013
            by Adam
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            Michael Fassbender does a great Christian Bale impersonation.
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              Posted, 16th November 2013
              by Adam
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              The really annoying obnoxious son of the sheriff from Cowboy and Aliens makes an appearance here as the another really annoying obnoxious slave driver.
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                Posted, 16th March 2014
                by agentdc7
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                If there's something wrong, it's wrong with the instruction.
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                  Posted, 16th March 2014
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                  First Best Picture Oscar winner with Arabic numerals in the title, rather than Roman numerals or a spelled-out number.
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                    Posted, 3rd February 2015
                    by zikzak393
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