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Pompeii

Pompeii
This list was started on 2nd March 2014 by Meushell
There are 15 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd April 2016

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Rome was evil. All Romans were evil.
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  • 3rd April 2016 by john2012
    They all spoke with perfect English accents instead of Italian. I mean "Heya Luigi, do Mountain, she's a blowing upa, lets get out of here." would have been more realistic.
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Posted, 2nd March 2014
by Meushell
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Citizens of Pompeii were not Roman (and therefore, not evil).
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    Posted, 2nd March 2014
    by Meushell
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    Pompeii had a harbor.
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      Posted, 2nd March 2014
      by Meushell
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      When an agitated horse returns home, people quickly forget about the missing rider.
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        Posted, 2nd March 2014
        by Meushell
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        If a gladiator is due his freedom after one last fight, Romans will find a way to screw him over.
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          Posted, 2nd March 2014
          by Meushell
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          A Roman Senator is willing to risk dying just to kidnap and force a woman into marriage.
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            Posted, 2nd March 2014
            by Meushell
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            When a volcano is erupting, Roman guards would rather waste time messing with slaves than escape.
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              Posted, 2nd March 2014
              by Meushell
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              As hot ash approaches, a horse will stand there while two people argue on whether or not to keep running.
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                Posted, 2nd March 2014
                by Meushell
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                Two people can hold a kiss while hot ash burns them alive.
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                  Posted, 2nd March 2014
                  by Meushell
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                  A pyroclastic flow is damn fast when you try to outrun it, but it is painfully slow when you need some time for a dramatic goodbye scene.
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                    Posted, 21st August 2014
                    by mainguy
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                    This movie is like Titanic, only shorter, with romans and more ships.
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                      Posted, 21st August 2014
                      by mainguy
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                      Jacobus Bauerus!
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                        Posted, 21st August 2014
                        by mainguy
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                        You Villa sits on the sea but you don't have any boats and no access to sea. So much for Roman's being Great Builder.
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                          Posted, 3rd April 2016
                          by john2012
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                          Jackus Bauerus Jerkus
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                            Posted, 3rd April 2016
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                            It's like Gladiator,but with a volcano.
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                              Posted, 3rd April 2016
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