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Babel

Babel
This list was started on 24th December 2009 by Anon
There are 191 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 30th August 2012

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When you get lost in a desert, wander aimlessly like you're Moses.
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    Posted, 24th December 2009
    by Anon
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    When driving, you do not have to look where you are going when you are doing sign language with your daughter.
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      Posted, 8th June 2010
      by thugz4real
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      Apparently small Mexican children LOVE to see chickens have their heads ripped off. I'd bet they'd also love to see an Ozzy Ozbourne show!
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        Posted, 8th June 2010
        by thugz4real
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        If you're Brad Pitt, people in Morroco will refuse to take money after they help you.
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          Posted, 8th June 2010
          by thugz4real
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          Japanese tourists can fly into Morocco with a high powered rifle and leave without it. No problem.
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            Posted, 8th June 2010
            by thugz4real
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            Mexico needs to join the 20th century and realize decapitation in not amusing to children or adults.
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              Posted, 8th June 2010
              by thugz4real
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              Morrocan police will shoot children for no other reason then for them just running away.
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                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                The Morrocan air does strange things to bullets. If you shoot at a bus coming straight toward you from above, the bullet will enter the bus from the side.
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                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                  by thugz4real
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                  If you're a father in nowadays Japan, you don't need to waste money on your daughter's underwear.
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                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                    by thugz4real
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                    When stranded in the desert, it's best to wait just far enough away from the road so that you can't intercept passing cars.
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                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      If you are going to a morroco restaurant only ask for coke and take your own ICE!
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                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                        by thugz4real
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                        If the people in Morroco don't understand you, you have to scream louder at them and maybe they will.
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                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                          by thugz4real
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                          A Mexican wedding is never complete unless you shoot some rounds in the air.
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                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                            by thugz4real
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                            If a creepy old woman offers you something to smoke, you generally shouldn't accept it. unless you have a bullet in your neck, then it's okay.
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                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                              It's more important to pee than to keep alive.
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                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                Japanese people have a very strong sense of decency and righteousness, only a strong few of them flash their whoo-whoos at random people.
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                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                  All the men in Mexico still dress like cowboys but the women are incredibly modern dressing compared to their significant others.
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                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    If you have a shoulder wound and need a pee, go in your pants.
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                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                      Moroccan fathers really like slapping their kids about.
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                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                        If you are wandering in the desert, it is really hard to trace your tracks in the sand.
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                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                          If you are wandering in the desert, make sure that you tear your dress and tights. And wail.
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                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                            by thugz4real
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                                            If you are rejected by a detective after offering your body on a plate, be sure to write him a note that NO-ONE ELSE WILL EVER SEE!
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                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                              by thugz4real
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                                              If you are sweltering inside a bus, kick up a fuss about having the a/c on rather than leaving the bus to find a cool, shaded spot.
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                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                by thugz4real
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                                                If you are dependent upon medication, leave it at the hotel and in no circumsatnces take it with you.
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                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                  Don't go walking in the desert in high-heeled shoes.
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                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                    When you can't travel 4 hours to a hospital, travel 1 hour to the nearest underdeveloped village and wait there for 10 hours.
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                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                      If u successfully mislead a Moroccan detective by giving him directions towards a wrong address he will come back and cut of your balls.
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                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                        Never sit on tourist bus in Morocco without a bulletproof jacket.
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                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                          If you bring two american children to a mexican wedding, no one will ask who they are and why you're bringing them.
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                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                            It's tough to be deprived of hearing, more so than you'd think.
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                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                              Moroccan children instinctively know exactly how to load, aim and shoot a rifle.
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                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                When attempting to shoot a jackal, standing up and opening fire without any sense of direction will not generally work.
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                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  Contrary to the rest of the world, Japanese teenage girls are not even slightly self-conscious about their bodies.
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                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                    Further confirmation that only fat, selfish bigots wear fanny packs.
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                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                      Getting shot in the shoulder while you're asleep does not wake you up. In fact, it makes you more lethargic.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                        Morocco has no larger towns - just small villages!
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                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                          Make sure the guy that gives you a ride across the border is armed, completely hammered and likes decapitating chickens.
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                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            When you notice one of your sons is a lousy shot, you should tell him to go out into the wilderness with a high powered rifle.
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                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                              White kids love it when mexican couples shove wedding cake in each other's faces.
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                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                When your a deaf japanese girl and you go clubbing, you gotta pretend you hear the music and dance.
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                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                  When you are given a goat in Morocco, you have to wear it as a scarf. 'Cause in Morocco goats can't walk.
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                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                    If an English speaking person gets shot, it's world news. If a non- English speaker gets shot nobody cares.
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                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                      Across the globe the world is plagued by stupidity. And that makes for a great theme for a movie. That is if you want to win awards at all.
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                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                        When in Morrocco, don't eat the ice but always share an opium pipe with a haggard old crone.
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                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                          Smoking opium makes you look REALLY old.
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                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                            When negotiating for a gun - throw in a goat. It's a sure-fire deal clincher. But make sure it's not lame or otherwise you'll have to carry it home.
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                                                                                                Morrocan goats can graze on dirt and rocks.
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                                                                                                  No one thinks to offer opium before they inflict horrible pain upon you, rather than after.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                    Deaf Japanese teenagers always have dads that let them go out and about in a big city by themselves.
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                                                                                                      There's only 1 phone per village in Morocco.
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                                                                                                        Don't go to Morrocco on holiday unless you speak the language, or in fact don't go at all.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                          If your mom commited suicide by shooting herself in the head, tell the cops she jumped off the balcony.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                            If there are two morrocon brothers, one will wear traditional clothing and the other will wear american clothes.
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                                                                                                              Morroco and Mexico look very similar. Just one big desert.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                tl;dr ^^^ If you vacation somewhere in BFE then take a satellite phone with you in case something goes wrong....like someone getting shot!
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                  Japanese cats can let you know when your doorbell rings. Nice if you happen to be deaf.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                    Never hire a mexican nanny, for she will kidnap your kids and take them to mexico.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                      If a Moroccan offers you something for 1000 units, negotiate by halving that and throwing in a goat.
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                                                                                                                        If you're a border cop and have stopped a potentially drunk driver, it's a smart thing to tell him to move his car out of the way on his own power.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                          Don't give your youngest son a rifle. He'll just use it to shoot a disgruntled American wife, get your oldest son killed, and then smash it to bits against rocks.
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                                                                                                                            American kids will sleep through all kinds of yelling and shouting, but once you are halfway through a highspeed chase they will wake up and start crying.
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                                                                                                                              Deaf-mute asian chicks will take any random pill from someone they just met as long as they are someone's cousin - no questions asked.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                Never, ever carry a cellphone when traveling between the US and Mexico, or in any foreign country.
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                                                                                                                                  A Border Patrol Agent will NOT believe that a very Mexican looking middle-aged woman has a blond niece and nephew.
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                                                                                                                                    Mexican women who have lived in the US for 16 years know only ONE person they can call to help them out in a jam.
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                                                                                                                                      Cans of Coca-Cola in Morocco have strange writing on them.
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                                                                                                                                        A 5-shot bolt-action Winchester rifle can be fired a dozen times without reloading.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                          Never remove lead bullets from wounds before you stitch them up.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                            If you watch the movie a 2nd time with no subtitles it makes just as much sense.
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                                                                                                                                              When requesting assistance from a foreign official, it's best to invade his personal space and scream profanities (in English!) to his face.
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                                                                                                                                                When parading stark naked around a Japanese apartment at night, don't bother turning off the lights or closing the blinds.
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                                                                                                                                                  It's very dangerous to shoot at buses full of people, because the consequent events may be made into a film as boring as this one.
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                                                                                                                                                    If you're Brad Pitt realise you run funny when you chase after a bus.
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                                                                                                                                                      Moroccan kids have ability to curve bullets.
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                                                                                                                                                        Sound of a rifle will scare off jacals, but not goats.
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                                                                                                                                                          Japanese cops have exquisite manners, but Moroccan and American ones don't.
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                                                                                                                                                            Nothing like a rifle wound to shake a spoiled American tourist lady out of a hissy fit.
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                                                                                                                                                              The youngest of children are expert marksmen.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                Rotund old men aren't always jolly.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                  Children can understand a foreign language even if they don't show any visible signs of actually speaking it.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                    Road trips + children + adults behaving badly = category 5 crapstorm.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                      Trips to foreign lands are much more exciting when you're accompanied by an anal retentive spouse.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                                        Cameras are supposedly everywhere in Japan, yet no guy has one when the cute Japanese girl has blown your mind at the local hangout.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                          You can trust the intoxicated, gun packin' guy to safely drive home your mom and the young kids she's watching.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                            Always show Mexico in a great light by showing bugs on meat, zebras, prostitutes, and plenty of people packed into one car.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                              There's always a "voice of reason" who's telling everyone that they're gonna get slaughtered in a foreign land.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                American diplomats and politics are always powered by proud jingoism!
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                  There's no such thing as the "ugly American", and they will never visit your country by the busload.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Playing on a swing after you've just popped some pills and chased it down with alcohol will not make you nauseous.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                      You should pray that you never meet the border guard officer with the stick up his arse.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Telling people to more or less stfu and gtfo in the middle of nowhere isn't always the best advice you can give.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Cop a feel before you make the right decision.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                            When shot/dying in a Moroccan village, don't get up to travel on the bus that is heading for civilization; wait for an ambulance.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              When there is nothing more a bunch of tourists can do for your shot wife, scream at them for wanting to leave.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                If you wanna have sex, don't simply come onto someone in a club...try and get ur dentist, and then a cop. In the highly likely chance that this won't work...lose any remaining self respect by standing on a high-rise balcony naked.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  The Americans and the British are the most obnoxious people to ever graze the planet...especially if they're in a foreign country.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can go to Mexico and come back without a passport, especially if you're an illegal.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Moroccan children are better at shooting than the police.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Japanese girls need to learn to groom their bush with hedge trimmers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          When a hunter gives you his rifle as a token of appreciation, it's a bit rude to sell it to a farmer and his foolish kids.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Never wander in the desert after dark.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              You need to give your illegally-in-the-U.S. maid a permission slip to watch your kids.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                In Morroco, only ambulances can take injured people to hospitals. For some reason, tour buses, police SUVs, and cars will not work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you ever need a firearm, get a Japanese friend first.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Being married to or sentimentally involved with Brad Pitt in movies often means misfortunes and catastrophes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Japanese doormen are workaholics.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When you attend a mexican wedding expect the childrens entertainer to do unusual things like kill a chicken in a violent and scary way for the kids - no card tricks or balloon bending from these people!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Never show your muff to strangers without shaving first.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When a policeman comes in a car to tell you that there is no ambulance coming, don't ask him to give you a ride to the hospital, just shout at him instead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If Moroccan children shoot at a bus, the american media informs all over the world they are terrorist in Morocco.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Cells phones are just a myth, nobody uses them, actually.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Out of a busload of tourists not one has the smallest medical training, so a living mummy or a veterinarian in a shithole village is still better.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Adult japanese guys all look like older transvestites.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Surprisingly in Japan, no one wants to meet the real hairy monster.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Curiously, out of all the teenaged Japanese boys around, deaf-mute girls will usually pick to do their dentist or a police officer instead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Never shoot anyone. You'll connect yourself to God knows how many more people, give them trouble, and cause a global catastrophe all at the same time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Don't drink and drive, especially when you're an illegal immigrant crossing back over the US border.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              In Morocco, when someone gets shot and need a doctor you go get the vet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Always show your gratitude to your Japanese hunter friend by flogging his prize rifle for 500 Tugnuts and a lame goat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's cool for deaf kids to do drugs and go to raves because, well, they're deaf.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Morocco is an international hunting destination.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The groom at a Mexican wedding will dress like a line dancer from 1987.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Moraccan Ice is fuel for arguments.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The Deaf Japanese Womens Vollyball Association uses blind referees.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            In Japan, it is easy to get ecstacy and get high in the streets.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Children in moroccan village's usualy run after busses full of tourists.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • 8th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                that seems to be something kids do in a lot of places...and dogs too
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Japanese dentists have a problem with their eyes. They usualy have to put their entire head into your mouth to see your teeth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Morrocon police still think it's necessary to point 10 guns at a child even after he's given himself up, moments after they seen him destroy his weapon.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Morrocon children can spend a whole day in a desert and be fine, but mexican women get lost 20 feet from the main road.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Young morrocon girls look like gypsies.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If a dozen police are shooting at you, it's a good idea to make a run for it. And don't even think of trying to surrender, even after your kid has been shot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One stupid mistake like shooting a rifle at the bus in Morroco isn't necessarily a good idea for a premise to lift a story through 143 minutes. Especially when after 60 minutes some drunk Mexican does his mistake to push the plot fruther.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A terrorist attack is when a single stray bullet wounds an american tourist in a muslim country.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Leave la pistola en su casa when attending a wedding.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ALL Japanese men are gay.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Doormen at Japanese high-rise apartments work 16-hour shifts.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Deaf-Mute Japanese girls LOVE to high-five each other.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Japanese Police Lieutenants are VERY young.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Moroccan policemen in remote villages wear VERY elaborate uniforms but drive beat up old Toyotas and are completely USELESS in a crisis.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A Moroccan tour bus guide will NEVER accept a cash tip, even if he is instrumental in saving your wife's life.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you're a mexican nanny who has lived in and around americans for 16 years always revert to speaking spanish when trying to explain yourself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            All japanese schoolgirls must wear miniskirts, preferably without underwear - if that fails, just go nude.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Some American couples on vacation will find themselves in the middle of a desert before they get around to discussing whether they should drink the water.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The Border police won't ask for a letter of permission if you want to take American children into Mexico, but will ask for one of you want to bring them back.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Watching a movie (depicting vast land) can be so tiresome at some point.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Always blame the "terrorists".
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Some police will never shout, "stop in the name of the law!"; but they will always open fire when you're running away, especially if you've got two kids with you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Japanese girls are all nymphos, American women are all slightly racist, American men are brave, Mexican women are fat, Mexican men drink too much and only think about partying, Arab families are incestuous and monogamous.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you illegally cross the US/Mexican border, and you're being chased by the border patrol, you must leave your aunt and two kids to die in the desert.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes don't find another nanny or babysitter, but smuggle the kids to a drunken shindig in Mexico. After all in a city of six million people, there can't possibly be any kind of baby sitter service.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Moroccan people who live by themselves have HUGE incest problems.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Moroccan police shoot unarmed children, but allow armed children to shoot at them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's ok to make out with your wife while she's peeing in a bedpan after she's been shot in Morocco. But only if your infant son died of SIDS.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Don't hire a passionate yet dumb nanny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Brad Pitt's kiss makes women piss their pants.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        11year olds are good snipers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It doesn't matter if they are trying/going to save your life, anyone coming at you with a needle and thread when you have a bullet wound should be treated like a witch doctor psychopath.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mexican tradition apparently calls for middle aged women to get their freak on in the middle of their son's wedding.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              When a Mexican nanny learns that her charges' mother has been shot, is going into surgery, and may be near death, she will immediately take those children out of the country and render them incommunicado for the next 24 hours, thereby ensuring that (at the very least) she will lose her job.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When a tour group of Westerners sees one of their group shot and in life-threatening circumstances, no member of the group will show any regard whatsoever for the well-being of the victim. They will instead leave her to die, citing vague fears about the surroundings and the need to take their medicine.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When Morrocan police investigating a shooting encounter persons of interest who try to flee, they will open fire with intent to kill and continue to fire even after the suspects are pinned down, ensuring they will never discover the perpetrator. However, when they eventually get some return fire from a 13-year-old novice shooter, the Morrocan police will cease fire, cower behind cars, and wait for the suspects to surrender.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Moroccan goats are tough: they can survive on nothing, they don't care if you bring them back before they can actually graze, they don't pay attention if you're shooting just a few inches from their furry ears.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      When you drive through a border checkpoint, drunk and with a gun in your waistband, the most urgent thing is to ditch any middle-aged women and children with you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Teenage japanese guys all look like transvestites.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you have a freshly dead kid, just leave the other two with their mexican nanny and give yourself a holyday treat. but be sure not to go someplace fun, like copacabana or cote d'azur, go to this really crappy part of marroco where people shoot stuff for fun. then your b*tch wife won't be p*ssed at you for not giving a s*it about your kids.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If you make a film in 4 different languages and release it worldwide, don't bother to hardsub it, just assume that eveyone will understand all Spanish, Berbic (Moroccon), and Japanese at the same time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you are a drunk illegal Mexican and happen to be crossing the border in the middle of the night, it is a good idea to joke about the identity of the two white kids you got curled up it the back seat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you are a Mexican woman living in the states don't bother to learn enough English to explain yourself when you do very stupid things.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  American people are so bad at learning other languages that even if they have been spoken to in Spanish since they were infants, they wouldn't be able to speak a word of it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Moroccan policeman like to stand in the open while shooting at terrorist suspects who they know to be armed. They never seek cover behind their jeep and invariably get shot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Instead of speaking their mother-tongue, illegal Mexican immigrants and Hispanic US cops speak to each other in broken English. This inevitably leads to misunderstandings and car chases.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        For Japanese dads, it is quite normal to see their daughters standing stark naked (hairy monster and all) on the balcony. That's why they never say anything like "What the hell are you doing?" or even "What's going on here?" or "Why are you standing stark naked (hairy monster and all) on our balcony?"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Japanese hunting enthusiasts are particularly fond of Morocco or any other country that's thousands of miles away from Japan with a barren landscape, little vegetation and no animals to shoot at apart from goats, jackals and tourists.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When taking a coach tour in Morrocco, make sure you take one that shows you the most desolate, barren, god-forsaken parts of the country. They are excellent for spotting rocks, goats and young boys with high powered hunting rifles.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              American Border Patrol agents are unable to spot car headlights or a flashlight if they are not on a paved road, even if they are the only light sources for tens of miles.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If stranded in the desert by a car, there's no way that it would leave tracks for you to follow back to the road and only a fool or a communist would think there was.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you can't be bothered decided what the Japanese girl wroite in that piece of paper, don't worry about it. In art house cinema you let the audience decide for themselves.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When in a dirty outside North African "restaurant", your biggest concern should be how fatty the food is. Not (for instance) whether you are eating goat testicles.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      When you need to go shout at some Moroccan villagers for being foriegn, never ask the oldest crone in the village to keep pressure on you wife's bullet wound as she will invariably wander off to 'shoo' off some children or fire up the crack pipe.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Moroccan air ambulances do not carry paramedics, medical equipment or even stretchers, so you will need to fashion one out of wood panels and camel dung.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you are an american, and you are injured in a foreign country, you will be picked up by a red-cross helicopter. The crew of the helicopter will wear an american uniform, even on the other side of the world.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If a Moroccan man does everything he can to help you and your injured wife, short of cutting off his own hand, you should, when you become frustrated at the locals' inability to help, tell him "f*ck you!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Border cops are incredibly nice people because, even though they'll treat Mexicans, particularly helpless and kindly old Mexican women in wedding dresses as though they are mass murderers who just trampled on the grave of Mother Teresa, if they see a blonde child in the back seat, they'll call them "sweetie."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It's okay for a tour guide and driver to drive away and leave an injured tour member in a foreign place. Take them to a hospital, nah just leave them there with hardly anyone who speaks English and primitive medical care at best.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Even though you've just given the border patrol agent all the passports and your driver's license and your registration, and your picture has been taken by a video camera, it still makes sense to run because they will never find you later.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    If your wife is suicidally depressed, live on the top floor of an apartment building and keep guns in the house. If afterwards your daughter is also depressed, dont move from said apartment building.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      In Japan it's perfectly acceptable for a group of teenagers to stand around in broad daylight in a busy public place doing Ex and drinking Whiskey straight from the bottle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The greater the foliage, the greater the number of full-frontal female shots you are allowed before being slapped with an NC-17 rating.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Only subtitle foreign dialog when you feel like it, and assume that just about any time the language is written on a sign, or in a note or letter, the audience will be able to figure it out on sight.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Having downloaded the movie, I wondered why the torrent didn't include subtitles.
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