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Wrath of the Titans

Wrath of the Titans
This list was started on 3rd April 2014 by agentdc7
There are 36 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 29th November 2014

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When you hold a wooden door to shield you from a fire blast, do not worry about getting your fingers roasted. They will protect themselves.
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    Posted, 3rd April 2014
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    A creature that breathes fire is also susceptible to burning itself.
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      Posted, 3rd April 2014
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      Why is Zeus so stupid in these movies?
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        Posted, 3rd April 2014
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        When a giant Cyclops chases you, it will swing at the trees rather than at you.
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          Posted, 3rd April 2014
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          When you are hiding and you think the monster chasing you is gone. It is NEVER gone.
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            Posted, 3rd April 2014
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            Even elder Cyclops need a walking stick. I mean walking tree.
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              Posted, 3rd April 2014
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              Hephaestus sounds just like Davy Jones, because he was Davy Jones.
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                Posted, 3rd April 2014
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                Magic weapons make welding sparks.
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                  Posted, 3rd April 2014
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                  Slowly closing doors move even slower when they are off camera.
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                    Posted, 3rd April 2014
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                    The Minotaur is a weakling.
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                      Posted, 3rd April 2014
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                      Bubo sits there and does nothing again to remind us of an older and better film.
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                        Posted, 3rd April 2014
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                        Fire apparently is a good weapon against monsters that popped out of a volcano.
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                          Posted, 3rd April 2014
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                          If your purpose is to open a magic door, you will die immediately after you open it because you no longer serve a purpose in the plot.
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                            Posted, 3rd April 2014
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                            If you charge at Kronos with the Spear of Triam, he will open his mouth so you can kill him. Are all gods this dumb?
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                              Posted, 3rd April 2014
                              by agentdc7
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                              I don't get why all the gods except Hades, had to die in this movie. And I mean all, even the great Zeus. Well, I guess they were Serious abt not wanting any more remakes.
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                                Posted, 1st May 2014
                                by Leslie101
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                                The only difference between this movie and god of war is that Hades survived.
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                                  Posted, 1st May 2014
                                  by Leslie101
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                                  You know, for gods, they sure look pretty small, and powerless somehow. I was even expecting to see kronos the size of the big show.
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                                    Posted, 1st May 2014
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                                    I can't remember the last time I killed a god. Well, when u have dumb luck at your side, I guess anything is possible.
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                                      Posted, 1st May 2014
                                      by Leslie101
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                                      Kratos: What the hell?! So I go on a quest, go through hell and back... literally, to kill Ares, But u... Worthington: Hey Hey. Unlike you, I refused to be a god, so I could get married, have a child, that I would one day bring to watch me fight Ares, So he can distract him at the last minute, allowing me to kill him. Call me crazy but that's worth calling a quest don't u think?
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                                        Posted, 1st May 2014
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                                        In ancient Greece, Siamese twins were more common than the modern times.
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                                          Posted, 28th November 2014
                                          by Garga
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                                          The aforementioned ancient Siamese twins were much more aggressive than their modern counterparts.
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                                            Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                            In ancient Greece, given the right conditions, everybody could become generals and heroes; Didn't matter if you were fisherman or thief, there was always a good chance.
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                                              Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                              All demigods have daddy issues.
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                                                Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                by Garga
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                                                Hephaestus built the Tartarus, started from outside and continued towards inside. Then either: 1- There was no Tartarus prior to building and H built it by placing materials there, or 2- The Tartarus was a mountain and H built it by carving the mountain. The thing I didn't learn is: 1- How did he manage to bring in the materials needed to building, or 2- How did he throw away the debris of the carving
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                                                  Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                                  Bubo is a good friend of Mr. Hephaestus.
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                                                    Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                                    Andromeda must have payed a handsome fee for her Plastic surgery.
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                                                      Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      Hades is no longer a hunchback and his laryngitis is cured now.
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                                                        Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        Perseus took their father away from his brother Ares by not going to their home and not seeing their father. wtf!?
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                                                          Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                                          The most important thing is to do nothing.
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                                                            Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                                            Nothing, is something Agenor can do well.
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                                                              Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                                              How creepy and nasty of Perseus to have a baby with his own great grandmother?
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                                                                Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                After killing the Kraken, Perseus and family moved to Australia and only came back to Greece to bury Io. Hence the accent.
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                                                                  Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                                                  Kronos has got himself a large supply of molten lava to splash around while he mumbles.
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                                                                    Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    Andromeda hasn't got a shred of self respect. She proposed to Perseus ten years ago which he rejected her to hook up with his foremother Io; and after ten years and a son, now that his lover is dead Perseus suddenly kisses her without any build up or showing any kind of attention beforehand and she's very happy and accepts him. She should be ashamed of herself!
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                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                      There are actually some women in the world who do not care about neither money nor power and prefer their husbands become fishermen instead of ruling gods.
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                                                                      • 28th November 2014 by Garga
                                                                        That's absolutely true, but they have to be ageless/immortal to do that!
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                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2014
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                                                                      If your main actress and the hero's love interest doesn't come for the sequel, kill her off screen and pretend she is no more.. if your actress doesn't come either, replace her with somebody else and pretend nothing happened.
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                                                                        Posted, 29th November 2014
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