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Star Trek
This list was started on 28th November 2009 by Anon
There are 168 learnings for this movie
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The Things I Learned . . .

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Only true friends purposely give each other illnesses.
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    Posted, 28th November 2009
    by Anon
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    If at first you don't succeed, hack the program and try again.
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    • 13th October 2014 by zikzak393
      It's the only way to beat the "no win scenario". As Kirk once famously said, "I don't like to loose".
    • 30th November 2009 by Anon
      Its the only way to graduate.
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    Posted, 28th November 2009
    by Anon
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    Vulcan schools look like giant 'Whack A Mole' games.
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      Posted, 4th December 2009
      by animejunkie
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      The most advanced universal translators can successfully translate Vulcan and Romulan languages into Federation standard English but cannot handle thick Russian accents.
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      • 17th May 2013 by IcyNeko
        That's a wery good point
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      Posted, 4th December 2009
      by animejunkie
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      Nokia hasn't updated their annoying ringtone in 300 years.
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        Posted, 4th December 2009
        by animejunkie
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        Vulcans don't ever change their hairstyle. Ever. From 7 to 107 years old.
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        • 16th November 2010 by k1ngv1rus
          It's illogical to them
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        Posted, 4th December 2009
        by animejunkie
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        Do not talk about a Vulcan's mother.
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          Posted, 28th November 2009
          by Anon
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          If you wear a red shirt, it is your destiny to die pathetically and/or in irony.
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          Posted, 28th November 2009
          by Anon
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          The Beastie Boys will survive the test of time.
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            Posted, 29th November 2009
            by Anon
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            Iowa is as boring in the future as it is now.
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              Posted, 4th December 2009
              by animejunkie
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              Even starships can get "Blue Screen Of Death" problems.
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              • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                Microsoft is still around and kicking ;). They just had to change their name for... "legal" reasons.
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              Posted, 4th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Kirk's awesomeness gives him immunity to all forms of STDs, human and alien alike.
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                Posted, 1st December 2009
                by Anon
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                The temperature difference in a starship is such that men will have to wear long sleeved shirts and trousers while women feel more comfortable in short sleeves and mini skirts.
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                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                  by animejunkie
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                  It's acceptable to cheat on an academy test as long as you save the world shortly thereafter.
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                  • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                    Try "save the known universe" ;).
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                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                  by animejunkie
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                  The USS Enterprise is a stick shift.
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                  • 13th October 2014 by zikzak393
                    And has an emergency brake.
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                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                  by KhakiBlueSocks
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                  You can apparently invent something profound by someone from the future telling you what it is that you did.
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                  • 7th December 2010 by NateSean
                    Actually, if history is any indicator Scotty will still have to tell that guy about Transparent Aluminum.
                  • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                    No, the more profound thing we have learned is: There's no such thing as time paradoxes!
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                  Posted, 28th November 2009
                  by Anon
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                  Fencing is a form of advanced combat training.
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                    Posted, 28th November 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Make sure the parking brake isn't set before going to warp.
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                    • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                      Because we all know there's no such thing as inflation--multi-billion? Try trillion.
                    • 23rd December 2009 by brownox
                      Aquiring a position where you are operating the controlls of a multi billion dollar starcraft doesn't require you have a rudamentary understanding of how to operate them.
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                    Posted, 30th November 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Sometimes being a little behind the rest of the fleet isn't always a bad thing.
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                      Posted, 1st December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Even if your red shirt is a red space suit, you're still the first to die on an away mission.
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                        Posted, 4th December 2009
                        by Fearkiller
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                        Women with green skin are easy.
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                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                          by Anon
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                          When all else fails: Eject the warp core.
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                            Posted, 1st December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            Safety on mining-ships isn't important so you need no rails on platforms over a giant abyss.
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                              Posted, 4th December 2009
                              by animejunkie
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                              Anti-Virus software is not turned on when running Academy exams.
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                                Posted, 4th December 2009
                                by animejunkie
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                                In Vulcan, the politically correct term for "human" is "disadvantaged."
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                                  Posted, 19th January 2010
                                  by JumpinJack
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                                  Doctors are not physicists.
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                                    Posted, 1st December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Lens flares make everything look futuristic
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                                    • 8th March 2010 by Anon
                                      They do make the film look good but if you were to make a drinking game out of them along the lines of "take a shot every time there is a lens flare" you just may end up with alcohol poisoning by the end of the movie.
                                    • 23rd December 2009 by brownox
                                      Abrams himself said he overused them. I personally think they the film look really cool.
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                                    Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Let's not kid ourselves, getting to see the Romulans destroy seven federation ships in two minutes would have been pretty awesome.
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                                      Posted, 18th January 2010
                                      by jimbob
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                                      While humans developed over 6500 different languages, Romulan can be boiled down into three dialects.
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                                      • 20th January 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                        I thought it was 4 different dialects...hmmm...maybe I'm wrong!
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                                      Posted, 19th January 2010
                                      by JumpinJack
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                                      When a cadet who wasn't on the crew manifest suddenly announces over the PA that he's taking over as Captain, nobody in a crew of 800 actually questions it.
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                                        Posted, 19th January 2010
                                        by JumpinJack
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                                        Hot girls always undress in front of each other.
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                                        • 29th June 2011 by john2012
                                          I guess Victoria's Secret still exist in the 24th Century or when ever it is.
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                                        Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                        by Zach Ford
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                                        The fastest way to a promotion in Starfleet is to bust onto the bridge of a ship you shouldn't have been on in the first place, and tell the Captain he's wrong.
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                                        • 25th April 2011 by Marsh
                                          Well.. if you can infiltrate a ship, reach the bridge, and have time to tell the captain he's wrong without being caught and detained; I can imagine the military wanting you to stick around if it turns out you're right. Though they might assign you to a security specialty rather than command.
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                                        Posted, 19th January 2010
                                        by JumpinJack
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                                        Messing with people's pets gets you landed in the astronomical equivalent of Antarctica.
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                                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                          by Red
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                                          The best test subject to use is the top brass' beloved dog; what's the worst that could go wrong?
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                                          • 24th December 2009 by kvn8907
                                            Maybe you can't. It's there FOREVER! O.O
                                          • 30th November 2009 by Anon
                                            Fixed it. :D
                                          • 30th November 2009 by Anon
                                            Oops, wrong tab. >>' How do I get rid of flubs such as this?
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                                          Posted, 30th November 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          After suffering from a nasty divorce that has left you broke, enlist in Starfleet.
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                                            by animejunkie
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                                            In a parallel universe, Chekhov does not have a hairstyle like a Beatle.
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                                              Posted, 4th December 2009
                                              by Fearkiller
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                                              Any lifeform that has a tattoo is evil.
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                                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                by Zach Ford
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                                                The planet Vulcan bears a striking resemblance to the town of Bedrock.
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                                                  Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                  by brownox
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                                                  A 275 year old, '65 Vette still has enough guts to outrun a cop on a flying space bike.
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                                                    Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                    The Utopia Planitia space yards near Mars where the Enterprise was built is a reference to Mars, Iowa - population 2,336.
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                                                      Posted, 7th January 2010
                                                      by TuCats
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                                                      In the distant future we will still have gasoline. So scrap your Prius and go buy a Hummer!
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                                                      • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
                                                        ... at $5000 a Gallon. Have fun with your hummer ;).
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                                                      Posted, 7th January 2010
                                                      by Bassmint Stile
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                                                      An entire time line can change, an entire planet gets destroyed, species are wiped out, but Kirk **MUST** command the Enterprise.
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                                                        Posted, 9th February 2010
                                                        by Marcus
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                                                        An eye for an eye, a planet for a planet.
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                                                        • 28th December 2009 by DuneGig
                                                          Makes the whole world blind...and homeless.
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                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Black Holes save galaxies.
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                                                        • 10th December 2009 by Anon
                                                          Its apparent true in real life, as there's a gigantic black hole at the center of almost every regular-shaped galaxy in the universe, and one of the reasons a galaxy existed in the first place.
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                                                        Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        After pressing rewind and forward umpteen million times on the DVD, you still can't catch exactly what Uhura's first name is...
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                                                        • 22nd February 2010 by JumpinJack
                                                          Subtitles! It's Nyota... don't ask me, that's what it says... LOL
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                                                        Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                        by Lady Athenis
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                                                        Hicks from Iowa can hack and reprogram a Vulcan computer program.
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                                                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                          by bookfreak
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                                                          Having an alien slug latch onto your brain stem apparently does not compromise your lefty sharp-shooting skills.
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                                                          • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                            Of course, I thought he was dead after that happened - turns out I was wrong when Kirk went to rescue him.
                                                          • 11th March 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                            That's because Captain Pike is made of awesome.
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                                                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                          by bookfreak
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                                                          If you get caught in bed with the roommate, hit on the other girl as you're getting dressed and leaving.
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                                                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Jack Daniels and Budweiser will stand the test of time, right alongside Vulcan Sunrises.
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                                                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                              by Silver
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                                                              Always remember to tell something McCoy doesn't know. Because one, he doesn't want to know something he already knows, and two, it'll make him remind you that he's a doctor and not something else.
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                                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Half-Vulcan, half-human and required to guard your innermost feelings at all times to present a logical, emotionless facade in front of everybody so that you can keep their respect doesn't mean you can not get some nookie in front of everyone in the transporter room before you beam down to your certain death.
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                                                                  Posted, 7th January 2010
                                                                  by EF
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                                                                  Hi, I'm you in a different reality from the future.
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                                                                    Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    A thunderstorm in space is like a balloon inflated inside-out inside a vacuum cleaner. It doesn't exactly make sense, but at the same time, who knows?
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                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      It's possible to drill to the core of a planet and create a nice, neat hole.
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                                                                        Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Black Holes are enormous Time Travel portals.
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                                                                          Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                          by Fearkiller
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                                                                          Always check under your bed.
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                                                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                            by stitchpatch
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                                                                            No matter how "suave" you are, the Vulcan will wind up with the girl anyway.
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                                                                              Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                              by Vampiremoon762
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                                                                              The next time jump will involve warping into the future's past to save Romulus from impending doom to keep Nero from warping into the distant past, so that the present could be as it was before Nero came from the future.
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                                                                              • 8th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                They have to stop on the way and bring shatner back as Kirk too
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                                                                              Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              Winona Ryder is still getting work somehow.
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                                                                                Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                                by WatcherAngel
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                                                                                goes to show the beasty boys will still be famous in 200 years
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                                                                                  Posted, 9th December 2009
                                                                                  by eotaku
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                                                                                  "Beam Up" technology can zap you across the universe onto a ship traveling faster than the speed of light, but humanity still likes to use good ol' spaceships.
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                                                                                    Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                    by brownox
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                                                                                    Even if you are a red bug creature, you should not expect to survive in Star Trek.
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                                                                                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                      Uhura's first name is Nyota....its NYOTA!!! Hows that Kirk???
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                                                                                        Posted, 22nd February 2010
                                                                                        by Parth
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                                                                                          Posted, 3rd June 2011
                                                                                          by RoC77
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                                                                                          Or maybe I just can't do it like Gaston.
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                                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                            Dumb hicks from Iowa do not only have sex with farm animals.
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                                                                                              Posted, 29th November 2009
                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                              Dont beam into the water treatment area, you'll likely end up flushed.
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                                                                                                Posted, 29th November 2009
                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                The Vulcan nerve pinch is the solution to everything, even world hunger. Questioning its methodology is futile.
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                                                                                                • 3rd December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                                  *facepalm*
                                                                                                • 1st December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                                  I've solved many a problem with that technique.
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                                                                                                Posted, 1st December 2009
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                                                                                                If you're Vulcan, it's perfectly natural to date a human as long as your father marries one.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                                  by Fearkiller
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                                                                                                  Kirk is sleeping his way across all the colors of the rainbow, or at least trying. The guy keeps getting stuck on green.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                    Andorian Shingles are the pits!
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                                                                                                    • 5th June 2010 by Mariabfoxy
                                                                                                      so boring i want to die
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                                                                                                    Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                    In a new Universe Kirk is still the womanizer. Some things never change.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd December 2009
                                                                                                      by Rattrap Primal
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                                                                                                      The water treatment release will stay open long enough for the Scotsman to fall out no matter how far away he is from it and will shut as soon as he falls out.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                                                        by The Superior
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                                                                                                        Kirk has real hair.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2010
                                                                                                          by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                          There is no common sense in the design of Romulan ships.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 18th January 2010
                                                                                                            by jimbob
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                                                                                                            When in doubt, try the Slusho mix drink...it's good.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 24th January 2010
                                                                                                              by KhakiBlueSocks
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                                                                                                              If your roommate has lung-worm and you know how to drive, it's perfectly reasonable to take the helm of a starship without telling anyone; even the commanding officer.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 24th January 2010
                                                                                                                by KhakiBlueSocks
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                                                                                                                Twenty third century astronauts will confuse a black hole for a lightning storm in space when they are staring at one.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 18th February 2010
                                                                                                                  by Parth
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                                                                                                                  Three years at the Academy, and Kirk apparently doesn't bother to look up the student records to find out Uhura's first name.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th March 2010
                                                                                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                    This movie should have been named "Star Trek XI: Everyone Beats The Crap Out of Kirk".
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                                                                                                                    • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
                                                                                                                      That's funny 'cause it's true.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                    Captain Pike is the biggest badass in the entire film. Especially when, threatened with a brain-altering space slug, he responds to Nero's interrogation with nothing more than name, rank and serial number.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                                                                      by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                      When you're in a fist fight strangling your opponent to death, take a minute to make sure he doesn't have your gun.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 23rd July 2010
                                                                                                                        by SPCAndyJ
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                                                                                                                        When a giant unknown ship comes out of nowhere, destroys a fleet, & starts drilling into your planet, the Vulcan leadership would rather see how everything pans out instead of taking the closest shuttle and getting the hell out of dodge....
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd June 2011
                                                                                                                          by RoC77
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                                                                                                                          Ok so in the 23rd century or whatever Earth has absolutely no way to shoot down a big drill just a few feet from the Golden Gate Bridge. And why would you drill over water which will dissipate the energy beam.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                                                                            by john2012
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                                                                                                                            Would the cliche girl at the bar like a cliche pickup line?
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                                              Spock doesn't look the same without his eyeshadow.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                Never(!) sit in the chair.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by Jyanchan
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                                                                                                                                  Whatever you do, if someone fails to save your planet from a natural disaster, just remember: that black hole through time can't save them, either.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by ThunderRollin
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                                                                                                                                    Dogs can traverse series.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                                                      You always break your stallion before riding it in the Kentucky Derby.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                                                                        by KhakiBlueSocks
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                                                                                                                                        No matter which incarnation, Captain Kirk is STILL the coolest white man ever to walk the Earth.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                          Scotty's attraction to the "ample nacelles" of the Enterprise isn't actually creepy in a parallel Star Trek universe... if you'll pardon the engineering parlance.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 19th January 2010
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                                                                                                                                            Vulcan stoicism is taught, not innate.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                              At least in the alternate universe, Starfleet has more than one ship ready to launch from the vicinity of Earth at any given time. That's more than I can see for three different occasions in the prime universe motion pictures *alone*.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 13th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                If a guy accidentally kills your family and planet and you are both then sent back in time to before that happens, it's much more logical to just kill his family and his planet rather than prevent the deaths of your family.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                  Spock, the Vulcans, and the Federation can all be blamed for failing to prevent a natural disaster as trivial as a supernova.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th December 2011
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                                                                                                                                                    Wait a minute, Thor was Kirk's dad?
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th June 2013
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                                                                                                                                                      Tiberius is the worst name.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 4th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                        Even in the movie, ensign "Ricky" is still sacrificed.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                          Green means sexy, but disposable.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                            You can give the character development, but Uhura will still always be just a switchboard operator in space.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th November 2009
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                                                                                                                                                              Anti-Virus software is not turned on when running Academy exams.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                Kirk is capable of being a prince in little girl movies, and saving the world.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                  Everyone knows that it's really Nurse Chapel and Spock forever!
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                    Star date: 242 1168 3572...4503....6PQ94 ----- OH JUST FORGET IT!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • 5th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                                                                                                      Your Face!
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                                                                                                                                                                      Only a poser like yourself would post something like this. FAIL
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                    Apparently, there is a Grand Canyon in Iowa that I missed in my visits there.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                      Kirk and Spock forever!
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 31st December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                        Leonard Nimoy autographed Spock ears are lamer than Navi costumes. At least that's what Ben Stiller says.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Bruce Greenwood is awesome.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            There was a great earthquake in 2012 that caused a quarry (if you want to be particular about it) to be formed in Iowa.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Despite having the name Pavlo-Andreavitch Chekov (note the V's), it's impossible for Russians to pronounce "Victor"
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                Romulans will be so annoyed that someone failed to save their planet in time that they will overlook the fact that even if that person had deployed the black hole in time, the planet would because one big ice-ball due to no heat source.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  JJ abrams can make any nerdy franchise look sexy and awesome for everyone's enjoyment.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th January 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Chekov can do that!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Watch out. McCoy may throw up on you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                        One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Bones doesn't need a doctor, he IS a doctor.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Spock is out of his Vulcan mind.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Little Spock was a beast.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Where did Sulu get the Light Saber?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 29th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you are from the future, with specific knowledge of how the entire planet of Romulus is to be destroyed in nearly 100 years, you should really keep that to yourself and let the future unfold exactly the same way. Otherwise, you would never get sucked into the black hole with Nero. So, yeah, keep that genocide secret to yourself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd December 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thor can really fly that Star Ship.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      if you've arrived from the future with knowledge of how your home planet is destroyed by a supernova then you shouldn't bother solving the problem yourself...especially when you have the means to stop it from happening with a 100 year advantage over the person who failed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you happen to be a century in the past with technology at least 100 years ahead of everyone else don't bother sharing that with the people who at this time in the past are at war with most of the galaxy, including the people of the person you have a vendetta with.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Things never change; Kirk does the nasty with the green chick, and the guy in red gets killed first.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 25th April 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            dose anyone else think this movie would make a good t.v series?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • 4th October 2013 by mr cool
                                                                                                                                                                                                              thats star wars
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Awesome idea! Someone should ask George Lucas - after he sold his franchise to Disney he is propably f##ing rich and bored.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th September 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Infant Mr Spock counts insults towards him very carefully. It has to be logical to know the exact number of the insults.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 5th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Starfleet Academy's server and network security sucks.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 5th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Cheating can be considered as a useful trick whenever the situation is right.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 5th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Scotty never beamed 3 people from 2 different locations into 1 pad.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can sneak your huge spaceship into an advanced race's space and catch them off-guard, drill into their planet's core by a big-ass energy beam right in front of their eyes and they regard the situation as some kind of seismic activity.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Even if they beat the crap out of you, some people still take a grudge on you if you call them cup cake. They won't rest until they return the favor 3 years later.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A Volcan male with green blood (Copper based) and a Terran female with red blood (Iron based) can mate and produce a healthy child. What will be the offspring's blood color? Green+Red=Brown? Whatever the color, the mother will be proud of him!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th July 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's very rewarding to marry a Vulcan for a woman, with all that love and affection she receives from her husband and children.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Racist Vulcans have no problem letting a human female into their sacred Katric Ark among Vulcan high council and their culture's core.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mr. Wilhelm has a Vulcan relative.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                During a quake when everything crumbles around you don't stand near a cliff edge like an idiot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Marooning the ship's insubordinating first officer on a frozen and hostile planet instead of detaining him is a logical decision, even if he's unconscious by a neck pinch.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Capitan Kirk is really good at hanging off ledges.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Kirk climbs ice walls with his bare hands and no climbing gear whatsoever.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A red Vaginasauros always leaves a fat animal it just killed to chase a much smaller human.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          When future stars go supernova, they'll threaten to destroy the whole galaxy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Romulans are almost as diverse as humans, race-wise.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Red matter is a curious thing. The black holes it produces vary in size in different situations. Sometimes a drop of it creates a black hole enormous enough to swallow a supernova, sometimes big enough to eat a planet. But if you use a huge amount of it the black hole will be just enough to destroy a big ship.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Delta Vega is very close to Vulcan to see Vulcan's destruction by a black hole with naked eye but apparently wasn't close enough to be affected in any shape by it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Scotty is really obsessed with food.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The notion of trans-warp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold riding a horse.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No matter which time line, Kirk is always a cheater.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        In the weightlessness of the space, everything stays in the orbit unless you want them to fall towards the planet's surface, for instance space jumpers and energy drill heads fall by will force.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The only reason Nero's ship is so enormous is to house about 18 kilometres of thick space chain of that space drill.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Titan's Atmosphere is unbelievably dense and actually has it's own surface.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Federation thinks it is not really necessary to have an air or atmospheric defence system on it's most important planets. 20th century 3rd world countries were better equipped than 23th century Earth or Vulcan in that regard.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Sitting on a swivel chair fascinates young Mr. Spock.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Instead of a head rest, chairs in Vulcan ships have a pointy head. Probably it's better this way for safety. Pointy!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Federation is a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      In the future, Medical Ultrasound will no longer be used regarding pregnancies. Parents find out their newborn's gender only after the birth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        In a world where travelling light years takes only a few minutes, a distance of only 75,000 km from enemy borders is considered to be important or safe.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If your planet is being attacked by a huge starship and it's freaking energy drill, send a distress call and ask for help and tell them that your planet is experiencing seismic activity but don't ever mention the ship and it's drill which caused the seismic activity.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Kubayashi Maru is a test where everybody takes it just one time and everybody fails. It's sole goal is experience fear in the face of death. Because everybody think they'll die during a bloody SIMULATION.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Kirk took the Kubayashi Maru test 2 times and changed it's parameters the 3rd time which resulted in grounding. Maybe he wasn't fearful enough, perhaps?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you change the parameters of a simulation a night before playing it, the changed parameters won't kick in unless the simulation reboots itself very loudly and visibly in the middle of test.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Kirk is a lousy programmer. He leaves a lot of bread crumbles when he hacks simulations.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's a good thing that Sulu is Asian and therefore is a bad driver, otherwise the Enterprise would be screwed. Not racist at all!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Good officers are so scarce in the Enterprise, they'll promote a grounded graduate with zero experience and no knowledge of the ship to 1st officer and is not even assigned to this ship in the first place.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The notion of security in federation is very weird. Every captain in the starfleet knows all the security codes and layouts and defence coordinates and everything of every planet despite it has zero relation to what he does. Apparently the security basis of ''Need to Know'' is for pussies.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Starfleet is not really interested in changing the codes given to the captains when a captain is compromised. They just ignore it and hope for the best.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            To enlist in the Starfleet you must go to space even though the academy is here on earth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you cheated in your exams and got caught, pray for a disaster on a planetary scale to get a free pass.
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