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The Amazing Spider-Man 2

The Amazing Spider-Man 2
This list was started on 17th April 2014 by Ku7uk
There are 111 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 8th December 2015

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If you wash a Spider-man uniform with your other clothes, they will all change colour to red & blue, and not purple.
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    Posted, 17th April 2014
    by Ku7uk
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    Learning to fly a goblin glider takes seconds, and not weeks or months.
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      Posted, 18th April 2014
      by Ku7uk
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      Cops who need to stop a hijacked truck require a Superhero to do their job - because spike traps, shooting out the tyres, shooting the driver or setting up road blocks would require them to stop eating doughnuts, and that will never happen.
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        Posted, 17th April 2014
        by Ku7uk
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        Getting electrocuted fixes the gap in your teeth.
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        • 26th May 2014 by Nizwiz
          YES! finally someone else noticed
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        Posted, 19th April 2014
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Sure, let your kid dress up as Spider-Man and bring him to the middle of the city where a crazy guy in a mechanical rhino suit is shooting up everything in sight. Then freak out when he runs straight into the man's path, when you went through the trouble of taking him to check it out like it was a sporting event. Mother of the Year, people.
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          Posted, 2nd May 2014
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          Maximum security secret prisons can be broken into by one unarmed, untrained teenager with a grudge who can just walk through the front door, as its left wide open along with all the doors leading to a super-villain.
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          • 3rd May 2014 by agentdc7
            He did have a taser, but still, it was ridiculous.
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          Posted, 17th April 2014
          by Ku7uk
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          Spider-man is a vigilante who should be captured as he is breaking the law. But the cops in this city are so incompetent, they actually support his criminal activity as he is doing a better job than they at catching the criminals.
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            Posted, 17th April 2014
            by Ku7uk
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            The audience don't need to see the big fight between Spider-man and the giant armoured Rhino villain, because you can guess who is going to win. So there's really no point spending money on showing us the fight.
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            • 5th May 2014 by agentdc7
              It almost feels like they made all those scenes just for the overblown marketing. I'm not feeling too optimistic about how the future Sinister Six plays out.
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            Posted, 17th April 2014
            by Ku7uk
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            An employee for Harry Osborn, can somehow fire Harry Osborn, even though he has no authority over him whatsoever. And the security guards also employed by Harry feel fit to take orders from his underling.
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            Posted, 17th April 2014
            by Ku7uk
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            It's mandatory that in every fight scenes of this movie, magical fences will appear to let the former panicked people enjoy the fight between the villain and hero, instead of running for their lives.
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            • 30th May 2014 by catmunch1
              I was going to post that, you beat me to it! lol
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            Posted, 21st April 2014
            by actstunt
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            Nobody will give you dirty looks when you start talking on your cell phone during graduation.
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              Posted, 3rd May 2014
              by agentdc7
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              Peter Parker is a stalker, who follows around his ex-girlfriend from the shadows, every single day (he says so himself) just to watch her yet this isn't intended 'stalkerish' or 'creepy'.
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                Posted, 17th April 2014
                by Ku7uk
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                When the cops cannot defeat a ten foot mechanical Rhino, they send a six year old kid to do it for them.
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                  Posted, 17th April 2014
                  by Ku7uk
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                  In between his escape from Ravencroft and storm on Oscorp, Electro found time to make himself a villain suit, complete with a molded six-pack, fingerless gloves, lightning bolt designs n' all.
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                  • 5th May 2014 by agentdc7
                    Yeah I thought the lightning bolt symbols on the arms were a bit too silly. Would have been hilarious if he made a Star cap too to look like the original Electro.
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                  Posted, 2nd May 2014
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  When you shoot a web to grab someone from falling in slow motion, your web will take the shape of a hand reaching out because the writers think the audience is too stupid to see the obvious symbolism.
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                    Posted, 14th May 2014
                    by agentdc7
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                    I don't know about you, but when there's a deadly robot shooting at stuff, I'll go to the exact spot it's happening to have a good view.
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                      Posted, 20th May 2014
                      by Leslie101
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                      Put a power gauge on the side of your head for everyone else to see but you.
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                        Posted, 30th May 2014
                        by catmunch1
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                        Expensive, one-of-a-kind armoured Rhino suits are given away to criminal thugs, because trained military personal are in short supply, and the people that built it have better things to do than play with their own toys.
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                          Posted, 17th April 2014
                          by Ku7uk
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                          When given the choice between taking an experimental spider drug that you are told repeatedly will kill you, or the choice of getting into a suit of armour located next to it with healing abilities. Why choose the armour, when you can have both!
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                            Posted, 18th April 2014
                            by Ku7uk
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                            In New York Times Square, all the advertising boards will change to show video feeds from every angle of a single guy if he looks like a reject from the Smurf movie.
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                              Posted, 18th April 2014
                              by Ku7uk
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                              In the middle of New York Times square, there is a flight of stairs that people will run up, that doesn't actually lead to anywhere (at the top of the stairs is a railing to stop people falling off the edge and thats it).
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                                Posted, 18th April 2014
                                by Ku7uk
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                                Peter, I bet now you wish you made good on your promise to Captain Stacy, don't you?
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                                  Posted, 19th April 2014
                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                  Honor Denis Leary's dying wish. If you don't, he'll pop up at key moments in your life to give you a REALLY dirty look.
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                                    Posted, 24th April 2014
                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                    Spider-Man could've just pulled Rhino out of the truck, but apparently letting him drive through the city potentially causing tons of casualties and property damage was a better idea.
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                                      Posted, 24th April 2014
                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                      Oscorp: villain factory and home to a thousand insufferable dickhead bosses and employees.
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                                        Posted, 2nd May 2014
                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                        You can get away with the creepy act of stalking when you're Spider-Man.
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                                          Posted, 2nd May 2014
                                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                          In addition to being a human electrical generator, Electro also has the power of dubstep.
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                                            Posted, 2nd May 2014
                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                            If you take out Rhino from the film, it would make NO difference to the story.
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                                            • 5th May 2014 by agentdc7
                                              Yeah but the Rhino scenes disappointed me the most because I was really curious how they were going to work Rhino into the film... well beside slapping him in the beginning and end.
                                            • 5th May 2014 by bourbonphantom
                                              To be fair, there's a LOT you can take out of this film and make no difference.
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                                            Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Spiderman's shoes are as sticky as his hands.
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                                              Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Max had a man-crush on Spiderman.
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                                                Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Peter Parker has the ringtone from the 1960's Spiderman cartoon.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  So, at this point, a researcher, an electrical engineer, and the CEO of Oscorp have all become mutant menaces to the city, and said CEO even wore armor with the company logo written all over it. Government, do a job and SHUT THAT BITCH DOWN!
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                                                    Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                    When you have a dangerous fight in Times Square, everyone there will treat it like a glamorous sporting event. Even the monitors will.
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                                                      Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      If everyone starts cheering for Spiderman, the people controlling the monitors all over Times Square will focus on him.
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                                                        Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        When Spiderman 3 had 3 villains, the movie suffered from overstuffing. Apparently Sony didn't learn anything.
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                                                          Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Sometimes the Osborn virus takes years and years to kill you, or a matter of days, depending on what the storyline demands.
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                                                            Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                            The Osborn virus gives you long, ugly claws for some reason.
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                                                            • 4th May 2014 by agentdc7
                                                              Maybe it should be called the Meg Griffin disease.
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                                                            Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                            Giant machine guns shooting at cops and destroying cars, will not scare the people behind the police fence watching.
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                                                              Posted, 30th May 2014
                                                              by catmunch1
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                                                              Paul Giamatti is always the best part of the movie.
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                                                                Posted, 11th February 2015
                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                A super healing factor means you can heal from being hit by a truck and electric lightning strikes in seconds, but can still be taken out with the common cold.
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                                                                  Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                                  by Ku7uk
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                                                                  Oscorp have video cameras in every room of their entire building, because they like to watch and record you every second of the day.
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                                                                    Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                                    by Ku7uk
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                                                                    When Gwen is being chased by Oscorp security, they don't even bother with alerting security on the front door to look out for her, or to lock the doors until she is found. And obviously those cameras around the building are not needed during a search.
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                                                                      Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                                      by Ku7uk
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                                                                      The best and safest way to transport nuclear grade weapon petroleum is through a major city, altogether on a single truck with no security to stop thugs from getting to it, and no onboard defences against hijacking.
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                                                                        Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                                        by Ku7uk
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                                                                        The special projects division even when shut down, and trying to remain secret like to video record all their illegal experiments and accidental killings and upload them onto the main computer - because what could possibly go wrong?
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                                                                          Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                                          by Ku7uk
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                                                                          A man can be electrocuted and revived through electricity moments later, and he will be fit enough to walk around the building as though it didn't hurt in the slightest.
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                                                                            Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                                            by Ku7uk
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                                                                            Being electrocuted and bitten by a dozen electric eels will not kill you, in fact they will turn you into a God, because why not.
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                                                                              Posted, 18th April 2014
                                                                              by Ku7uk
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                                                                              Disciplinary methods sure have changed since I was a kid. If I had pulled away from my mom, ran past a bunch of cops, and into the path of a man in a missle/machine-gun-packing rhino suit, she'd have beat the ever-loving crap out of me.
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                                                                                Posted, 24th April 2014
                                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                Oh, Gwen. Maybe you should've left yourself webbed to that car, huh?
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                                                                                • 17th May 2014 by Creamlord666
                                                                                  How did she managed to remove the web anyway? Hidden adamantium nail polisher?
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                                                                                Posted, 2nd May 2014
                                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                Good thing Spidey has a rubber suit.
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                                                                                  Posted, 2nd May 2014
                                                                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                  Peter, didn't you watch "The Dark Knight"? "Let her go" isn't exactly the best choice of words.
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                                                                                    Posted, 2nd May 2014
                                                                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                    Since this movie is funded by Sony, everyone has a Sony VAIO.
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                                                                                      Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      Fire extinguishers won't do much to a leaking car battery.
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                                                                                        Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        Yes, the hearing challenged librarian recognizes Peter Parker, as would most people in a high school graduation.
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                                                                                          Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          Window wash sprays on a large tow truck spray away from the windows.
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                                                                                            Posted, 3rd May 2014
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            Manhole covers can stand up to explosive rounds.
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                                                                                              Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                              When one villain is dead, throw in the next one immediately.
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                                                                                                Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                Snipers are a little too trigger happy, especially with a Barrett.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 4th May 2014
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                                                                                                  At least this glowing blue guy has a sense of modesty and keeps his pants on.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 4th May 2014
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                                                                                                    If Electro was a god, he would be called Sparkles.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                      Sometimes you just gotta show up to a dying guy's house, get his hopes up about possibly being able to save his life, ultimately to just tell him no.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                                                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                        Way to plan ahead, Gwen Stacy. Your valedictorian speech doubled as your own eulogy.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2014
                                                                                                          by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                          If all the scenes with people crying were removed, the film would have run 1 hour instead of 2 and a half.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2014
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                                                                                                            Rhino's upper torso mech suit is very small when at Oscorp. But when you take it outside, it will grow twice in size.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2014
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                                                                                                              If I go swim with electric eels, will I be able to manipulate electricity too?
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                                                                                                                Posted, 5th May 2014
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                When Norman Osborn has spent years building technology and medicine to prolong his life, while on his death bed - he could get into the suit with the healing powers, or he could just die. So he choose to die, as it shows character growth or something.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 6th May 2014
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                                                                                                                  If you forget my name, I will hate you forever! Now DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th May 2014
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                                                                                                                    The best time to introduce a third villain is right before the credits. Or perhaps introduce a villain and leave an incomplete scene.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th May 2014
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                                                                                                                      One of spider man's powers is to be able to withstand incredible volts of electricity. Even though it was strong enough to destroy metallic poles.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th May 2014
                                                                                                                        by Leslie101
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                                                                                                                        How can a man hole cover be effective on a weaponized, armoured rhino machine, that even destroyed the ground as it walked.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th May 2014
                                                                                                                          by Leslie101
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                                                                                                                          If Spiderman was a villain, I think he would be very invisible, since stopping villains is not a problem, even when they're seemingly indestructible.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th May 2014
                                                                                                                            by Leslie101
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                                                                                                                            The rhino stands to watch as Spiderman gives the kid a pep talk, instead of shooting him to the high heavens. But since Spiderman can dodge bullets, even in the air, I guess it wouldn't matter.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th May 2014
                                                                                                                              by Leslie101
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                                                                                                                              Electro pulled his name right out of his ass. At-least harry had the decency to keep his name. The green goblin? Hell no!
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th May 2014
                                                                                                                                by Leslie101
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                                                                                                                                When a weaponized mechanical rhino gets loose and starts wrecking havoc, the military will not get involved, only the police and a suicidal kid will.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th May 2014
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                                                                                                                                  If I want romance, I'll go watch vampire diaries. And to think she died, after they made me suffer through that crap.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th May 2014
                                                                                                                                    by Leslie101
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                                                                                                                                    I think his web is infinite.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th May 2014
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                                                                                                                                      If Peter was bitten by a wall gecko, and came up with the same abilities, would he still make a web machine?
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                                                                                                                                        No, he would develop a retractable gluey cyber-tongue to "stick" to canonity.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th May 2014
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                                                                                                                                      Superhuman strength but you still have a hard time punching through a windshield. Way to go, Spidey.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 21st May 2014
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                                                                                                                                        The world screams in anger when Superman kills his bad guy, but when Spider-man kills Electro, nobody bats an eye lid.
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                                                                                                                                        • 3rd June 2014 by Ku7uk
                                                                                                                                          Christopher Reeves killed Zod and Grod in his film, and Lois Lane killed Ursa. Yet thats okay. In the comics, Superman kills Zod as well as others, but only as a last resort. Its Batman that has the no kill rule, not Superman. He has always been willing to kill, but the general public dont seem to know that.
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                                                                                                                                          you don't get it. Superman has way different morals. Superman does not kill. Ever. Protecting life is why he uses his powers. not ending it.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th May 2014
                                                                                                                                        by Ku7uk
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                                                                                                                                        Electro looked like a blue spawn.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th May 2014
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                                                                                                                                          Too bad Peter doesn't know his aunt Mae used to ride in a black trans-am with the bandit!
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th May 2014
                                                                                                                                            by catmunch1
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                                                                                                                                            Peter, in hindsight, maybe you should've just given Harry the blood sample, don't you think?
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd June 2014
                                                                                                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                              When a company - like SONY - reboots its franchise it repeats their own mistakes as well. That's what I call Coorporate Identity.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 18th July 2014
                                                                                                                                                by Creamlord666
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                                                                                                                                                Captain Stacy was wrong in the first movie, Peter Parker was right. The NYPD is made up of a bunch of incompetent, useless idiots who couldn't stop crime if their lives depended on it, and rely on a masked vigilante to do what they can't.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st August 2014
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                                                                                                                                                  That kid at the end looks like Tobey Maguire.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                    Plutonium 238 is HIGHLY explosive and glows and must be kept in cookie jars.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                      If you are on the run from a powerful corporation that'll do anything to obtain your research, run away but leave your child in the city where their HQ is in. Anyway, your only child in their hands is not a big leverage, now is it?
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                        In the 1990s while in a crashing airplane, you could upload a file directly to your subway train-lab secure server and about 2 decades later, the server finally finishes downloading it. I learnt so much from it AND I found out I knew jack shit about computer before that. My world shattered. I'm crying.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                          Girls giggle when they find out the creepy ex-boyfriend stalks them.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                            Safety protocols are a joke in Oscorp.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                              No matter when you enter a company, the pre-recorded voice/video greeting always plays from the beginning: Welcome to our shitty corporation...
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                Hi-tech corporations have the recorded advertising audio/video in all their sections, even the sections that only a handful of authorised employees have access to.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                  If the security chases someone down a corridor where a closet door is in plain view and that someone disappears, the most logical act is to search another floor and not to have a peek at that closet.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                    If you tell your girlfriend that you can't be with her anymore, it's not official until she tells you 'I breaks up with you'. With an emphasis on 'I'!
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                      Don't ever forget the name of that nerdy creep you met that time somewhere. You don't know when it'll come to bite you in the arse because you forgot his name.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                        If someone A) is a doctor with a white lab coat and all, B) listens to classic music and C) is evil, he is inevitably German.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                          The evil German scientists' most effective method to study something is torture because Evil, German. Duh!
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                            Too much electricity shatters your glasses because reason.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                              Andrew G must be related to Ke Stew, They both seem to not be able to fully close their mouth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                In order to use a firefighting water hose, you have to wear a fireman helmet, because action figure. Oh, oh! And don't forget to change the custom's eyes slightly because MORE action figures.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                  CGI Electric Eels which live in water can give you superpowers that will be neutralized by water.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                    To avoid law suits and bad publicity you have to destroy genetically enhanced spiders but can keep more dangerous and scarier genetically enhanced electric eels.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                      If you are creating genetically enhanced spiders, fuse your own DNA in theirs so only you or your bloodline can inherit the superpowers which they offer so that power doesn't fall into the wrong hands. Now run away but leave your son (bloodline) behind.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                        You know someone is Russian if he wears a tracksuit. It's not stereotyping is it?
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                          The markings on the Rhino powersuit built by an American corporation is in Cyrillic AND a red star is on it's shoulder, because the driver is Russian and how else we would understand it's evil?
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Civilian jet liners can perform evasive manoeuvres just like military fighters.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Emergency and backup power generators are unheard of in New York hospitals and airports.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Manhole covers are great defence against missiles. Those stupid tank manufacturers and their smart armours can go screw themselves.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  If a missile doesn't blow up right in your face you're quite safe from it's explosion.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th December 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    New York must be a really sad place if her inhabitants need a guy in a patriotic gimp suit to give them hope.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th December 2015
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