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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
This list was started on 25th December 2009 by matthijstieleman
There are 45 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th December 2016

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Voldemort always has an entire evil speech and cruel games prepared before killing Harry, yet he never learns from his mistakes and just kills him right away
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    Posted, 25th December 2009
    by matthijstieleman
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    It makes sense that everybody is really excited about a tournament, which no one really witnesses because all the challenges are invisible for the viewers
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      Posted, 25th December 2009
      by matthijstieleman
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      Dumbledore has no qualms about Harry fighting basilisks, traveling back in time, or attempting to save a stone that has nothing to do with him, but "putting" his name in the goblet of fire constitutes as going too far.
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      • 16th October 2010 by Sarcasmislogic
        It's all like 'why the hell weren't you stepping in earlier?'
      • 19th January 2010 by NateSean
        I agree. Dumbledore would never place a hand on his students, much yet grab them by the shoulders roughly.
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      Posted, 28th December 2009
      by SkyolaGrl
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      It's funny to turn someone who's annoying in a ferret
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        Posted, 25th December 2009
        by matthijstieleman
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        When you reappear from a maze with a dead guy and you tell them that the most evil guy, namely Voldemort, did it because he's revived, no one believes you yet they have no alternative theory of how the dead guy died
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          Posted, 25th December 2009
          by matthijstieleman
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          A boy who can defeat a dragon couldn't be able to ask a girl for a date, even if half the girls of the school are after him
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          • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
            I think it's so sweet of Harry, since it shows how humble he is.
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          Posted, 18th January 2010
          by mirabella
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          Ask the girl you have a crush on to the ball first, they get kinda mad when you leave them as a last resort.
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            Posted, 18th March 2010
            by tenshi
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            It makes sense that when a dragon is really dangerous, he doesn't kill you when you have no chance to stop him, like hanging on the roof of a gigantic tower
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              Posted, 27th December 2009
              by matthijstieleman
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              Sirius Black is for some reason still prosecuted, even though in the last film they've proven he's not guilty
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              • 16th October 2010 by Sarcasmislogic
                The lost Peter Pettigrew the whole and only entire reason why Sirius is innocent in the last book/film. Of course he still has not been proven guilty.
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              Posted, 25th December 2009
              by matthijstieleman
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              It makes sense to walk all the way to a tower to get your message from owls, even though owls can just fly in the Great Hall as well
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                Posted, 25th December 2009
                by matthijstieleman
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                Emma Watson is jailbait for Bulgarian athletes.
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                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                  by Finnegan
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                  Even though it's his fourth year at Hogwarts, Harry is still surprised every time he sees something with magic that he hasn't seen before
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                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                    by matthijstieleman
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                    You dont give transfiguration as a punishment.
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                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                      by mehak
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                      Everybody likes to dance, except Harry and Ron
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                        Posted, 25th December 2009
                        by matthijstieleman
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                        People get sent to Azkaban by performing unforgivable curses, however a teacher at Hogwarts can perform them on a spider without getting into trouble
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                        • 27th January 2010 by mirabella
                          A teacher will never do that, it was a deatheater who do that
                        • 9th January 2010 by NateSean
                          I hate to expose my technical geekery but Professor Moody is an Auror. Aurors are allowed to use the Unforgivable Curses in the line of duty, or in Moody/Crouch's case to teach students.
                        • 6th January 2010 by Ryuuko
                          In though the exact same thing when I was watching the movie!
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                        Posted, 25th December 2009
                        by matthijstieleman
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                        Holding your breath underwater for an hour is "potentially problematic".
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                          Posted, 18th March 2010
                          by tenshi
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                          If you turn a studnet into a ferret it's still technically a student.
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                            Posted, 18th March 2010
                            by tenshi
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                            For Harry, fighting a dragon is far easier than getting a date for himself.
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                              Posted, 18th March 2010
                              by mehak
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                              Voldemort did something much worse than kill Cedrick Diggory; he unknowingly turned him into a sparkly vampire.
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                                Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                by YesLiid
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                                The prefect's bathroom on the fifth floor is not a bad place for a bath.
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                                Posted, 6th July 2010
                                by mccara
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                                Dumbledore knows mermish..
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                                  Posted, 2nd April 2011
                                  by mehak
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                                  Cedric's last words: "Harry, I want to be a vampire."
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                                    Posted, 29th June 2011
                                    by john2012
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                                    Technically, Cedric Diggory was killed by Wormtale, but since the Ministry of Magic didn't want Dumbledore to tell the students the truth, he told them that Cedric had been killed by Voldemort instead. Guess he thought that was more comforting.
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                                      Posted, 22nd June 2012
                                      by Dora11740
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                                      Apparently, there is no magic spell that can prevent someone to put a note with someone else's name in the Goblet of Fire
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                                        Posted, 18th February 2013
                                        by Faar
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                                        When somehow the name of a student was put in the Goblet of Fire, even though it's impossible for him to do it and he claims he didn't ask anyone else: don't perform a research and force the student to participate.
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                                          Posted, 18th February 2013
                                          by Faar
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                                          Harry MUST participate in the tournament, even though he didn't want to. They probably would have sent him to Azkaban if he didn't...
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                                            Posted, 18th February 2013
                                            by Faar
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                                            The Ministry of Magic would rather put the life of a young student in mortal danger instead of breaking one of the rules of the Triwizard-tournament.
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                                              Posted, 18th February 2013
                                              by Faar
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                                              When you're being revived in a cauldron with all kinds of ingredients, remember that you won't have hair and that you're nose is extremely small
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                                              • 21st January 2010 by mirabella
                                                This wasn't for the potion, this was caused for his broken soul.
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                                              Posted, 25th December 2009
                                              by matthijstieleman
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                                              Never watch Harry Potter movies with Dutch subtitles; they're really awful, especially the translated names of the characters
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                                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                by matthijstieleman
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                                                Rumour has it that Harry is almost as famous as Voldemort these days, yet, everyone can say "Harry Potter" without fearing him to come and kill them, I'd say that makes him more famous than "The One Who Shall Not Be Named" anyday!
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                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                  by tenshi
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                                                  Hermione is a girl, Ron!
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    Fleur Delacour lost every challenge.
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                                                      Posted, 5th December 2010
                                                      by Bebe Bluff
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                                                      Viktor Krum is fine as hell. Girls at Hogwarts must be so jealous of Hermione.
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                                                        Posted, 5th December 2010
                                                        by Bebe Bluff
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                                                        Note to Cedric, when Harry tells you to run and get the portkey, do it!
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                                                          Posted, 5th December 2010
                                                          by Bebe Bluff
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                                                          Voldemort could seriously use a mani/pedi any day now.
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                                                            Posted, 28th April 2011
                                                            by Fox
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                                                            I did not know that Ron's family had private access to Liberace's collection.
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                                                              Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                              by john2012
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                                                              PS - The bird bites.
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                                                                Posted, 16th October 2014
                                                                by DreamerBoy
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                                                                Hermione is not an owl.
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                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2016
                                                                  by DreamerBoy
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