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300: Rise of an Empire

300: Rise of an Empire
This list was started on 29th April 2014 by Leslie101
There are 18 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th November 2014

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If Sullivan Stapleton is in this movie, you can be sure there's a sex scene around the corner.
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    Posted, 29th April 2014
    by Leslie101
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    Is it just me or did everything take place on sea? Even the sex scene!
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      Posted, 29th April 2014
      by Leslie101
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      If your looking for your gold jewelry, you can be sure to find it on Xerxes. Hopefully not on his nuts.
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        Posted, 29th April 2014
        by Leslie101
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        If Eva had killed him then and there, she probably would still be alive, unless she's no match for the still hot Lena Headey.
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          Posted, 29th April 2014
          by Leslie101
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          Good idea Xerxes, let's use fire in the sea battles instead of that of the 300. I'm sure the magicians and giant elephants will handle that.
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            Posted, 29th April 2014
            by Leslie101
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            Oh common, there's no reason she had to join the fight at the end. Oh well, I guess since she's the bad guy... I mean chick, she had to die somehow.
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              Posted, 29th April 2014
              by Leslie101
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              Can someone tell me if Eva is a witch or not. Cos one second she's controlling the So called god king, the next she's getting slapped around by him.
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                Posted, 29th April 2014
                by Leslie101
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                Good job Zack. Your writer is a knit!
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                  Posted, 30th April 2014
                  by Leslie101
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                  Did she tell the guards that she was gonna have relations with Themistocles, in order to make him change sides, or they just assumed she's a whore, So the yelling and the struggling couldn't have been him beating the crap out of her or trying to kill her.
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                    Posted, 29th April 2014
                    by Leslie101
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                    Why was there no mention of sea battles in the first film
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                      Posted, 7th May 2014
                      by imaris101
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                      Even in ancient times Persians had crude oil super tankers. Rich bastards!
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                        Posted, 11th November 2014
                        by Garga
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                        I wish to patent the liquid which Xerxes emerges from in the cave. Does wonders for hair removal.
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                          Posted, 11th November 2014
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                          If you are good King Darius's successor and your father dies, you will come out of the closet!
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                            Posted, 11th November 2014
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                            THIS IS SPARTA! ....NOT
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                              Posted, 11th November 2014
                              by Garga
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                              I see.... Persians don't have any suicide bombers at present time, that's because they did practice suicide bombing in ancient times and it's considered old fashion and obsolete for them now. Or perhaps they used all of them then. WTF!?
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                                Posted, 11th November 2014
                                by Garga
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                                If somebody did not agree to join you, it means he is not a god, he's just a man!
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                                  Posted, 11th November 2014
                                  by Garga
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                                  Those Persians are so incompetent. I wonder how did they manage to establish the greatest empire of the ancient world...
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                                  • 11th November 2014 by Garga
                                    After a long consideration, I found out that the aliens built that empire and handed it to them; the same aliens who supplied Hitler with the UFOs.
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                                  Posted, 11th November 2014
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                                  According to this masterpiece, the Persian army (and navy) couldn't fight, but with their supposedly vast numbers (5 millions?), they could at least piss in the greeks' general direction... The resulted flood would have more impressive results.
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                                    Posted, 11th November 2014
                                    by Garga
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