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Edge of Tommorow

Edge of Tommorow
This list was started on 2nd June 2014 by Ku7uk
There are 36 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th May 2016

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There will always be a crazy scientist with wild ideas that will shockingly have the answers to all your questions, have already built plot driving devises that can activate visions, have a holographic display of the Omega: which he has never seen before and put on a most excellent presentation.
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    Posted, 2nd June 2014
    by Ku7uk
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    When flying in a helicopter, you don't need to strap in. Its also apparently quiet enough to sleep in. Then, its okay to open both side doors to the passenger cabin, while flying at speed in the air, and you wont fall out because its not in the script.
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      Posted, 8th June 2014
      by Ku7uk
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      Mimics are an advanced alien species that can travel through space and have the ability to create time travel technology. But they are useless at building guns or bombs to attack the enemy from afar.
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        Posted, 4th July 2014
        by Ku7uk
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        Military Battle Suits have no frontal shield plating, so they are useless at protecting the wearer from say, a bullet. Making them pretty useless in a human war.
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        • 13th September 2014 by agentdc7
          Yeah, that's a huge flaw I saw in the design immediately.
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        Posted, 2nd June 2014
        by Ku7uk
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        There are training rooms to fight 'The Claw' from Toy Story 3 on a Military base.
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        Posted, 2nd June 2014
        by Ku7uk
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        When you want to steal a car, it takes seconds to hot-wire it, and you can fit on the passenger seat while wearing full Metal Military Armour and it wont even damage the suspension.
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          Posted, 2nd June 2014
          by Ku7uk
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          When your going into war against an alien threat, don't bother telling a fellow solider how to deactivate the safety on his gun to help you. Let him die, instead of helping you. Neither of you will probably live long enough to file the manslaughter charges anyway.
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            Posted, 8th June 2014
            by Ku7uk
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            When you get zapped with a taser gun, it not only knocks you out, it keeps you out while you are thrown into the back of a truck, taken to a military base and left for dead on the luggage. None of this will wake you up, and when you finally do wake, the Sergeant will be standing over you with your new clothes - who must have been standing there for hours just waiting for you to wake up in your own time.
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              Posted, 8th June 2014
              by Ku7uk
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              When the day comes that you get two women at the same time, you can be damn sure that you'll find a way to make it work. Same cant be said for Tom and his armour though.
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                Posted, 8th June 2014
                by Ku7uk
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                Rita likes to do press-ups while barely dressed in the middle of a deadly training room, and have the male soldiers watch her. But she never knows if there is something on her face, because none of the men were looking at her face...
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                  Posted, 8th June 2014
                  by Ku7uk
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                  Aliens like to send high powered Alphas into the front lines of an invading army. Instead of keeping them at the back to oversea everything and let the mimic grunts do the work.
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                  • 18th February 2015 by Caballo66
                    lead from the front..lol
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                  Posted, 8th June 2014
                  by Ku7uk
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                  Once Cage was repeating his day, he could have gone back to the spot he originally saw the Alpha. From there, he could have gave Rita instructions on how to get the power also by having her hold the claymore.
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                  • 15th September 2015 by kvn8907
                    I was thinking that. He could conceivably do that for anyone, creating an army of time-traveling soldiers.
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                  Posted, 8th June 2014
                  by Ku7uk
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                  Tim Allen knows for sure that Omega's real name is Omega Thirteen.
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                    Posted, 27th June 2014
                    by IndigoBalls
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                    Bill Paxton in a sci fi movie? He's probably gonna die. In this case, a few times.
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                      Posted, 11th September 2014
                      by agentdc7
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                      These aliens bleed acid too.
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                        Posted, 11th September 2014
                        by agentdc7
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                        Rita stole Cloud's sword from Final Fantasy VII.
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                        • 15th September 2015 by kvn8907
                          Cricket bat/sword. It works for both, I'm sure.
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                        Posted, 12th September 2014
                        by agentdc7
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                        You can become a Major in the Army, during war time with no battle experience what-so-ever, and no military training either.
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                        • 6th May 2016 by john2012
                          George Clooney was a Lt. in Monuments Men.
                        • 6th May 2016 by john2012
                          Hey Taylor Kitch got a Command Level Rank in the Navy just after a few year and with a Criminal record in Battleship
                        • 18th February 2015 by Caballo66
                          that actually could be true...I've seen it
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                        Posted, 2nd June 2014
                        by Ku7uk
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                        Military Prisoners forced into combat, will be given military battle suits with working guns and he wont use them to help him run away.
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                          Posted, 2nd June 2014
                          by Ku7uk
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                          An Alphas Blood can send a human into a time-loop, because he steals their power of going back in time. But shouldn't that Alpha have gone back to the beginning of its day upon being killed, therefore negating the blood on Cage, and making the entire logic of how the powers transferred impossible...
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                            Posted, 2nd June 2014
                            by Ku7uk
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                            You can learn to operate and fly a Helicopter with no instructor what-so-ever, through trial and error - even though you will be killed as soon as you start the engine.
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                              Posted, 2nd June 2014
                              by Ku7uk
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                              All high ranking military personal wear name tags on their uniforms - presumably so that they get use to wearing them at their jobs at McDonalds after the war has ended.
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                                Posted, 8th June 2014
                                by Ku7uk
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                                Eating playing cards helps you take control of your own fate. That is unless your told to do it by someone else, in which case your fate is in that persons hand. So, eating the playing card really meant absolutely nothing.
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                                  Posted, 8th June 2014
                                  by Ku7uk
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                                  Before the war, people liked to drive cars inside Louvre.
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                                    Posted, 27th June 2014
                                    by IndigoBalls
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                                    Most vehicles in the French countryside have keys stashed inside.
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                                      Posted, 27th June 2014
                                      by IndigoBalls
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                                      Omega haven't figured out the deal with the Human lotteries yet.
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                                        Posted, 27th June 2014
                                        by IndigoBalls
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                                        Two chicks at the same time remains a strong concept among Western men.
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                                          Posted, 27th June 2014
                                          by IndigoBalls
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                                          A major has a giant black X on the top of his hat - so that enemy drones know who to aim for.
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                                            Posted, 4th July 2014
                                            by Ku7uk
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                                            In the future, claymore mines will not longer have a separate detonator. Just hold and press a button. And when taping it to the chest of your battle armor . . . disregard the 16 meter backblast area. It's more of a friendly guideline than safety issue.
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                                              Posted, 15th July 2014
                                              by KGator
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                                              Some soldiers like to be comfortable when in combat, which means butt naked.
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                                                Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                If everyone thinks you're crazy, you will still be sent to war with duct tape on your mouth.
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                                                  Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Rita can make pushups look sexy.
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                                                    Posted, 13th September 2014
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    If you want to have sex with Rita, try to use transferring powers as an excuse. Doesn't work? Well, how many times have you tested it?
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                                                      Posted, 13th September 2014
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      You can fly a plane to a Paris behind enemy lines, but you cant to Germany.
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                                                        Posted, 18th February 2015
                                                        by Caballo66
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                                                        You can always trust a General that demotes you to Private, and modifies your orders for a suicide mission.
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                                                          Posted, 18th February 2015
                                                          by Caballo66
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                                                          Shotguns are always the last weapons to be used yet they are so effective in killing aliens. One shot does it all.
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                                                            Posted, 13th July 2015
                                                            by scannerhead
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                                                            If Tom Cruise was in the Army why was he wearing a uniform of a Marine Officer.
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                                                              Posted, 6th May 2016
                                                              by john2012
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