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Ernest Scared Stupid

Ernest Scared Stupid
This list was started on 9th June 2014 by agentdc7
There are 17 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th February 2015

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It's okay to rob a grocery store as long as your are fighting trolls.
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    Posted, 9th June 2014
    by agentdc7
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    Bullies will poke fun at a troll thinking it's a costume even though the quality is on a whole different level from Party City.
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      Posted, 9th June 2014
      by agentdc7
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      If you want to capitalize on someone hunting trolls, just rename all your products to Anti-Troll.
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        Posted, 9th June 2014
        by agentdc7
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        If an uber troll leaps 30 feet and lands on top of a petrified wooden doll, it will not break.
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          Posted, 9th June 2014
          by agentdc7
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          To kill an uber troll give it a kiss. And you might as well dance with it too to make it even more awkward.
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            Posted, 9th June 2014
            by agentdc7
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            If there is no monster under your bed, then it might be/probably is right beside you.
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              Posted, 9th June 2014
              by agentdc7
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              When planning a counterattack while trolls are running all over your base, there is still time to cross-dress and make weird speeches.
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                Posted, 9th June 2014
                by agentdc7
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                If the girl you are chasing is screaming and smiling at the same time, you can bet something is up.
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                  Posted, 9th June 2014
                  by agentdc7
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                  If you are a 3 foot troll that weighs about 100 pounds, you can play tuck of war with a truck as long as your are super strong.
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                    Posted, 9th June 2014
                    by agentdc7
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                    If you get stuck in the trash compactor of your dump truck, you will pop out of the garbage pail with no injuries, or death.
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                      Posted, 9th June 2014
                      by agentdc7
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                      Start the movie off with a montage of old B horror movies because it takes place during Halloween I guess?
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                        Posted, 9th June 2014
                        by agentdc7
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                        Setting a booby trap designed for trolls will also attract bullies. I guess trolls and bullies are the same thing (Get it?).
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                          Posted, 9th June 2014
                          by agentdc7
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                          Trolls find witches scary.
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                            Posted, 9th June 2014
                            by agentdc7
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                            A troll knife can slice through a regular knife like paper, but it cannot break trimmers.
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                              Posted, 9th June 2014
                              by agentdc7
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                              The bottom of some kids' beds have nothing but a doll.
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                                Posted, 9th June 2014
                                by agentdc7
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                                Why does Ernest sound like the dog from "Toy Story"
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                                • 15th June 2014 by username
                                  Hey, he sounds nothing like Scud! (Note: I know he meant Slinky.)
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                                Posted, 13th June 2014
                                by john2012
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                                Trolls are born fully-clothed and equipped with weapons.
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                                  Posted, 9th February 2015
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