So, Optimus, you had a perfectly operational set of rocket boots, which you could've used at any time you wanted to, but didn't feel like using them until it was time to clear an explosion during the last five minutes of the movie? (1) Comments
"I'll kill you!!!! I'll kill you!!!!" The first thing Optimus Prime, supposedly a hero, would say in a Michael Bay film. I guess it makes sense since in the previous films he has ripped off bad guy's faces and killed old friends that begged for mercy. (1) Comments
Alien sword guns that are giant in size, to be held by giant robots can magically shrink when Mark wants to use one. They also have unlimited ammunition, unlike all the Autobots guns which can run out.
Also, the trigger button to fire the gun just happens to be the perfect size for a human hand. How nice of the giant robot to make it like that! (2) Comments
Optimus could blast the seed with his gun while in space. Then he could return to Earth to fight Galvatron. But no, the big puss leaves the autobots behind alone to fight Galvatron while he hides in space. Not to mention the humans probally still want them dead too. (0) Comments
Its okay to date a 17 year old. In fact, its okay to date someone three years younger than you if you both met while under age. So that makes him 18 and her 15 due to some 'Romeo and Juliet' law.
While I question everything the film taught me, I wonder why I had to learn this in the middle of my transformers film!!! (0) Comments
The CIA have a satellite that can track a scrap truck (Optimus) when they weren't even looking for it, or knew where to point the satellite at.
But during the fight, when Optimus drives away - they don't bother using the satellite to keep track of him or ever use it again in the movie to find him. (0) Comments
Despite having wheels, being a fucking truck, and having the ability to fucking fly, you HAVE to fucking ride a T-Rex and proceed to tell the poor T-Rex to move faster because your ass is too lazy (and, or too dumb) to use your wheels or flight ability to reach Mark Wahlberg in fucking time. Also, this is pretty much the movie's plot (as it was with the first 3 films): (1) humans at the beginning of the film - "Fuck you optimus!!!" (2) que explosions, gun fights, and bad jokes, (3) humans towards the end of the film - "oh wait we need you optimus..." (0) Comments
Lockdown was actually not a bad guy. He made a deal with the human leaders to capture autobots and leave the planet in return for a seed. He caused alot of collateral damage in the process, but he wasn't intentionally targeting humans. The autobots were the ones starting the battles in heavy populated areas. Lockdown stuck to his word through the movie, he gave the humans the seed and was trying to leave after capturing Optimus. (0) Comments
The Japanese Autobot looks like a samurai, uses swords, and speaks in Haikus and philosophically. If he were given more Bay character development, he'd probably eat transformium sushi with autobot chopsticks. (0) Comments
When Lockdown wants Optimus, and they have a big scrap where he almost wins. All it takes is a single grenade that kills a human to take the fight out of him, so much that he just lets Optimus drive away without giving any chase what-so-ever. (1) Comments
The decepticons in earlier movies can break into government computers, tap into satellites, listen to communications from space. The autobots seem almost computer illiterate in this movie. (0) Comments
Kelsey Grammer was head of a "private" security firm for over 25 years. And so he can walk into a CIA satellite surveillance room and commandeer it, telling all the agents to get out. Because when your Kelsey Grammer, you do what he says or else. (0) Comments
Transformers now come in dog shape, and will hunt in packs for a 17 year old girl. If they were real dogs they could have sniffed her out. Or if they turned into cars they could have got to her a lot faster. But those transforming dogs are stopped by tiny metal bars, as they apparently cannot just tear straight through them. (0) Comments
The humans showed they had anti-deceptacon weapons in the last movie. They even showed they had plasma weapons in the first movie to defeat them.
So why when your a government hit squad would you hunt them with simple machine guns which have proven useless against them multiple times over. (0) Comments
Liquid metal transforium can apparently fly through the air, and moves itself while in cube shape. It can also turn itself into ipod docks, guns and other stuff as it can read your mind telepathically also to know what you want and how to make it. (0) Comments
A truck can drive through the wall of a theatre and smash all the stage area, seating and the wall itself and no one will see, hear or report it. Nor will anyone see the massive hole in the wall from the outside. (0) Comments
When kids see a Transformer climbing at water tank, their reaction will be to point and walk towards it in excitement despite wide public knowledge of how dangerous they are and the bounty on their heads. (0) Comments
When you get into an elevator, the elevator will just sit there until the following happens: get a stupid text message, rant about the text message to a stranger, have the stranger not respond at all to you or the fact that the elevator isn't moving, and have a random fight. After all that has been done, the elevator will finally move. (0) Comments
When an enormous Dinobot like Grimlock falls a few feet away from you while you're running away, it will not create any tremors at all. Maybe because it is CGI and CGI has no weight to it. (0) Comments
The movie shows the seed technology being used millions of years ago in the past. Lockdown has a seed to trade for Optimus. Either that seed is really old or the transformers technology hasn't advanced in millions of years. (0) Comments
Optimus, you brought your Autobot/Decepticon conflict to earth in the first place, ruining several major metropolitan cities and causing tons of collateral human damage in the process. Were you REALLY not expecting consequences against your race? (0) Comments
When driving your car out of a window - you can expect a take off ramp to be on the outside of it and a sloped ramp on the ground to catch you as you fall. Because leaving stuff like that around is normal. (0) Comments
When your given a giant alien seed bomb, you can find a perfectly sized cloth black bag to carry it in instantly and it even has a rucksack handle in case you ever need to carry it over your shoulder during a motorcycle chase. Thats forward thinking right their. (0) Comments
The President was aware and approved of the CIA recruiting Lockdown to help kill the transformers, as stated by the CIA leader to tell the President that Lockdown's presence was not an invasion. After all the battles and destruction, who knew the autobots were the good guys at the end of the movie? The world still thinks the autobots destroyed the cities fighting off Lockdown who was trying to arrest them on behalf of the humans! (0) Comments
All it takes to stop the super powerful autobots with all their guns and giant dinobots is a big magnet. And us humans havent learnt this yet because?
Then you can shoot a magnet and it suddenly stops working. Because thats what happens when you shoot a big piece of metal with electricty going through it. Apparently. (0) Comments
If there is a poster saying report all alien activity on the wall, its perfectly normal to expect a cheque to come with it. Because enforcing the law, protecting lives and bringing alien terrorists to justice is not just about defending America - you should expect money from it as well. (0) Comments
When digging through the ice in artic conditions for transformium, and finding a giant Dinobot. Its important to have a metal detector and a portaloo because these things still work in freezing temperatures and a way more important than say a warm container cabin. (1) Comments
Lockdown was the person who killed the dinosaurs, as was shown in the films opening sequence. Not only was there no reason for him to do this, but that makes him over 150,000 years old. He looks good for his age. (2) Comments
Transformers are made from transforium, which is what allows them to transform. They use this to create guns and swords which have proven less than perfect against their enemies. Why not create a chainsaw, emp weapon, magnetic charges or carbon nets to restrain their enemies to the ground? So i learnt that fighting robots are stupid. (0) Comments
Oh, Optimus, you're sooooo right. How dare the government dislike the fact that a ton of giant, warring robots bring their battle to unsuspecting planet Earth and cause mass destruction and human casualties all over the globe! How dare they be ticked off about that! Cry me a river. (0) Comments
In a movie called 'Transformers,' the Transformers themselves have no character development. Main villain Lockdown? His background was never addressed. These new Autobots we're supposed to root for? We never find out their history. The freaking Dinobots? None of them get a single line or even a NAME. (0) Comments
For anyone familiar with the fact that Lance Henricksen originally voiced Lockdown in Transformers: Animated, it's amusing to imagine him being asked to join the cast of this film and immediately refusing upon hearing the director's name. (0) Comments
Imagine if you had a hole in your hand like the alien creators. Eating popcorn became a real nightmare. And you'd need a bottle washer to wash your hands. Oh oh, and let's not talk about masturbation! (0) Comments
Please forget that transforming powers came form the Allspark and it changed non metal objects like a Nokia phone and blenders into transformers. The actual power came from Transformium, a dinosaur turned metallic element. (0) Comments