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Batman Begins

Batman Begins
This list was started on 25th December 2009 by Anon
There are 66 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th February 2015

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The only way to understand the contemporary American criminal mind is by getting incarcerated in some faraway Asian jail.
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    Posted, 25th December 2009
    by Anon
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    The members of the League of Shadows aren't very shadowy when stuff is blowing up all around them.
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      Posted, 25th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Fancy opera houses always look like hell from the outside.
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        Posted, 25th December 2009
        by Anon
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        Despite that fact that you're a member of a highly popular family in a highly popular court case, no press reporter will follow you out of the courthouse.
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          Posted, 25th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Advanced weapons that instantly vaporize water will not do anything to humans, even if they're primarily composed of water.
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            Posted, 25th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Never attempt to downsize Morgan Freeman or he might take your job away from you.
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            • 25th July 2012 by PeterGunn
              That was Samuel L. Jackson. Morgan Freeman is God.
            • 7th February 2011 by orcas800
              That is because Morgan Freeman is the man.
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            Posted, 26th December 2009
            by Anon
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            If the girl you love asks you who you are, don't come right out and say, "I'm Bruce, you're childhood friend" no, quote some weird thing you said earlier in the movie and hope she remembers, that's much easier.
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              Posted, 17th March 2010
              by tenshi
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              Because it's not suspicious at all, crooked officials always hang-out at the local club for the crooked.
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                Posted, 25th December 2009
                by Anon
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                Being tied to a search light won't burn your back.
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                • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                  Maybe they're massive florescent search lights?
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                Posted, 18th April 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Secret societies have unshakably correct, absolute conceptions of justice and morality, so that's why they remain secret instead of spreading this important knowledge to the people.
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                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  The bum you gave your jacket to when you dissappeared will keep it until you come back.
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                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Batman is willing to take out anyone anywhere, even when they are going to the toilet.
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                    • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                      That was low for Batman.
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                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                    by Evilgidgit
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                    Even though you have a gun slightly visible in your sleeve, not a single reporter will notice it or find it later in the hundreds of photos they are taking of you.
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                      Posted, 6th January 2010
                      by The Superior
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                      NEVER takes your eyes off Batman. He'll teleport away.
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                      • 10th January 2013 by agentdc7
                        So that's what that feels like...
                      • 10th January 2013 by nee
                        he does that
                      • 14th February 2012 by wildmorgan
                        Hahaha!
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                      Posted, 6th April 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      The reason we fall is so we can learn to pick ourselves up.
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                        Posted, 27th October 2010
                        by IanM1986
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                        When Jonathan Crane asks you if you want to see his mask, just say no.
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                          Posted, 30th April 2011
                          by SoraKari
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                          Batman won't kill you, but he doesn't have to save you either.
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                            Posted, 22nd July 2011
                            by Cloy
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                            Batman moonlights as a fashion critic for the homeless.
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                              Posted, 22nd July 2011
                              by Cloy
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                              Butlers are useful in empty mansions.
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                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                If you're a scraggly lookin' cop, you're most likely corrupt as well.
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                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                If you're the kingpin of crime, don't drive away from the scene of the crime; just slowly load your gun, instead.
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                                • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                                  If I remember correctly (and I just watched the movie 2 hours ago) someone took out the limosine driver. So maybe this should be reworded "If you're the kingpin of crime, and your driver is unconcious, just slowly load your shotgun and hope for the best."
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                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                Always mind your surroundings.
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                                  Posted, 1st February 2010
                                  by ck888
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                                  Always read the company memos.
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                                    Posted, 12th March 2010
                                    by ekedolphin
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                                    If you dress up like a bat, you have issues.
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                                    • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                                      Or, if you're a furry, but then, you might have issues anyway.
                                    • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                                      Unless it's Halloween of course. Or you're an actor.
                                    • 22nd July 2011 by Cloy
                                      Clearly.
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                                    Posted, 17th March 2010
                                    by tenshi
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                                    Katie Holmes slaps more than once
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                                      Posted, 3rd March 2011
                                      by The Other You
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                                      Having his daughter abducted by international human sex traffickers warped Liam Neeson's sense of justice and morality.
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                                        Posted, 22nd July 2011
                                        by Cloy
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                                        Finders are not keepers.
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                                          Posted, 22nd July 2011
                                          by Cloy
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                                          Multi-billionaires use rear exits.
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                                            Posted, 22nd July 2011
                                            by Cloy
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                                            People don't like bats in their hair.
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                                              Posted, 25th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              The science guy with great ideas always gets the shaft and put in the basement.
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                                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Shoot wildly at everything you see and hear, even if you don't really know where your opponent is hiding.
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                                                • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                                                  That's what some noobs do in Call of Duty
                                                • 7th February 2011 by orcas800
                                                  Odds are you would eventually hit him right?
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                                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                If you've been away from home for a considerable stretch of years with no contact or even a trace of existence, there's bound to be at least a few people who would believe you to be dead.
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                                                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  The only thing batman wants to know about his new car is, does it come in black.
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                                                    Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    Alfred can keep the guests entertained by telling them that joke he knows.
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                                                      Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                      by tenshi
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                                                      Batman was a ninja.
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                                                        Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        Under scary gas, Batman looks like a drooling gargoyle. I wonder what Joker would have looked like.
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                                                          Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Stealth mode on the Tumbler includes turning off the highway lights.
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                                                            Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            Fat Asian criminals are not the devil, they are practice.
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                                                              Posted, 22nd July 2011
                                                              by Cloy
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                                                              Mystical places are always located far in some obscure mountainside that you have to climb.
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                                                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                It's a-ok to stockpile explosive powders all over your secret training base, especially if said base is made primarily of wood.
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                                                                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  When a child's wondering about the lives of his parents, don't misleadingly say you've got "good news" if it's not related to that subject.
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                                                                    Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Manly men in SWAT armor turn into screaming girly girls when they're surrounded by little bats.
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                                                                    • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                                                                      They work real hard, they eat their lunch, they go to the lavatory. And every other Thursday, they have buttered scones and tea.
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                                                                    Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    When someone puts a weird sack sort of thing on his head, you see the exact same thing everyone else sees, namely maggots and stuff, even though that maybe doesn't scare you
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                                                                    • 27th September 2012 by kvn8907
                                                                      Who in the world isn't scared of maggots?
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                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                    by matthijstieleman
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                                                                    Batman: Front Page Bruce Wayne: Page 8
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                                                                    • 7th February 2011 by orcas800
                                                                      I guess his alter ego is more important.
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                                                                    Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                    Bums hang around shipping docks with secret drug smuggling even when there is chaotic gunfire around.
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                                                                      Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      Gary Oldman is not currently satisfied with his primary means of transportation.
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                                                                        Posted, 22nd July 2011
                                                                        by Cloy
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                                                                        Drug addict hitmen can anticipate a family of billionaires leaving an opera house alone via a rear exit.
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                                                                          Posted, 22nd July 2011
                                                                          by Cloy
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                                                                          The bat mobile description - a black ... Tank.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th February 2012
                                                                            by Shreddertron22
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                                                                            Just when you think you've got the upper-hand, you don't.
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                                                                              Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              Instead of finding safety, stealthy ninjas tend to hang around doing nothing when stuff is blowing up all around them.
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                                                                                Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                Gotham could easily be renamed "The Empire of Richard Nixon".
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                                                                                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  Never warn your partner about the guy hanging from the ceiling, because just silently standing there works just as well.
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                                                                                    Posted, 25th December 2009
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    The scraggly guy who looks like he's going to pass out from lack of nutrition and sunlight is always a villain... or at least the Big Bad's pawn.
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                                                                                    • 7th February 2011 by orcas800
                                                                                      Well if you think about it he is probably working on the toxin the whole time, maybe he doesn't have the time for normal things.
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    There is nothing to fear, but fear itself.
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                                                                                      Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                                      by tenshi
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                                                                                      It's not thrill seeking, it's damn good television.
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                                                                                        Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                                        by tenshi
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                                                                                        You can scare someone with a stapler.
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                                                                                          Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          Hitmen aren't scared of tazers, they're scared of people dressed in black.
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                                                                                            Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                                            If I conquer my fear of rats does that make me RATMAN somewhere in the future?
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                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                              by FERIS
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                                                                                              Batman prefers vehicles with manual transmission.
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                                                                                                Posted, 27th October 2010
                                                                                                by IanM1986
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                                                                                                Batman is "here".
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd July 2011
                                                                                                  by Cloy
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                                                                                                  It's kind of ironic that Batman is really afraid of bats.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 24th July 2011
                                                                                                    by SoraKari
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                                                                                                    If you ask where the bat mobile is, it's flying on rooftops.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 11th February 2012
                                                                                                      by Shreddertron22
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                                                                                                      Alfred will always know when you've must blown up a village and need a quick lift.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                                                                        by pocketg99
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                                                                                                        Mr Earl didn't get the memo.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd November 2012
                                                                                                          by Flesh and Blood
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                                                                                                          If you wanna leave the play, you're better off exiting through the front door.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 24th November 2013
                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                            No, Batman. You do not look like a cop.
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