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Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy
This list was started on 2nd August 2014 by Adam
There are 64 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th March 2015

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If you plant all of Groot's branches, will you get an army of them?
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    Posted, 2nd August 2014
    by Adam
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    Groot has infinite powers.
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    • 2nd February 2015 by FilmSavvy
      He can't fly, though
    • 16th December 2014 by Wujek Spenser
      True. But he can grow his branches into enything whenever he likes, but when he needs to recover it takes days.
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    Posted, 2nd August 2014
    by Adam
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    Starlord doesn't return to Earth in his own ship for some reason.
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    • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
      If Yondu didn't tell him which star system he came from (and let's face it - he has very little incentive to do so), there's quite a few systems he would have to guess at before getting it right... This is an entire galaxy, after all.
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    Posted, 4th August 2014
    by catmunch1
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    Another Planet in the future without any air defense systems. Like Earth and Vulcan in the Star Trek Reboot movies and Earth in Star Trek Into Darkness.
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    • 2nd September 2014 by Creamlord666
      Especially when you are constantly threatened by alien invaders and stuff.
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    Posted, 1st September 2014
    by john2012
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    You know you're good at something when you can dance through it.
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      Posted, 2nd August 2014
      by Adam
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      If the enemy can effortlessly use one of your comrades as a karaoke microphone, perhaps it's time to back down.
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        Posted, 2nd August 2014
        by Adam
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        The enemy will always discover the long-lost treasure only moments after the hero.
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        Posted, 2nd August 2014
        by Adam
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        Engaged in an epic three-way battle? Don't worry, the police will ruin everything.
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        Posted, 2nd August 2014
        by Adam
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        Nothing sanitizes better than orange soda.
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          Posted, 2nd August 2014
          by Adam
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          Always wear nose plugs when picking a fight with Groot.
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            Posted, 2nd August 2014
            by Adam
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            A good way to live: Sleep through the danger and wake up for the money.
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              Posted, 2nd August 2014
              by Adam
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              "Star Lord" won't be your nickname for long after you talk about your sexual history.
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                Posted, 2nd August 2014
                by Adam
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                Always keep your promises to muscle-bound whack-jobs who'll kill you if you don't.
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                Posted, 2nd August 2014
                by Adam
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                People like to stand around and watch in the most dangerous of circumstances.
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                  Posted, 2nd August 2014
                  by Adam
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                  The collector needs to treat his servants better.
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                    Posted, 4th August 2014
                    by catmunch1
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                    A sufficient origin story can last only five minutes (other films take note!).
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                    • 3rd August 2014 by smartguy360
                      don't give them any ideas
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                    Posted, 2nd August 2014
                    by Adam
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                    Always make your force fields magnet-proof.
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                    • 30th September 2014 by Josh
                      figure out how and claim your nobel prize.
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                    Posted, 2nd August 2014
                    by Adam
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                    Merchants with great eyebrows will only break your heart.
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                      Posted, 2nd August 2014
                      by Adam
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                      It's not at all weird to have a code name.
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                      Posted, 2nd August 2014
                      by Adam
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                      Hodor's descendant learns a couple new words!
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                        Posted, 2nd August 2014
                        by Adam
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                        Always follow detailed instructions in reverse order.
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                          Posted, 2nd August 2014
                          by Adam
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                          The enemy is surrounded? Always fire your rockets one at a time. Slowly.
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                          • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
                            Afraid of collateral damage inside their own space station? Explosive decompression anyone?
                          • 16th January 2015 by smartguy360
                            to be sporting i guess
                          • 14th December 2014 by agentdc7
                            What was the point of that? Besides creating suspense?
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                          Posted, 2nd August 2014
                          by Adam
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                          Always treat your attendants well!
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                            Posted, 2nd August 2014
                            by Adam
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                            Being called a 'loser' isn't always derogatory.
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                              Posted, 2nd August 2014
                              by Adam
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                              Avoid raccoons if you have any sort of prosthetics.
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                                Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                by Adam
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                                The racoon speaks Groot.
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                                • 5th August 2014 by smartguy360
                                  he must have spent his holiday in lotr
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                                Posted, 4th August 2014
                                by catmunch1
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                                Citizens just stand under a giant spaceship battle in the sky instead of evacuating.
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                                  Posted, 4th August 2014
                                  by catmunch1
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                                  Zoe Saldana likes playing aliens
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                                    Posted, 5th August 2014
                                    by smartguy360
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                                    Being a loser means you lost somebody.
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                                      Posted, 16th August 2014
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Howard the Duck wants a reboot apparently.
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                                        Posted, 16th August 2014
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        I am Groot. Translation: 12% is better than 11%.
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                                          Posted, 16th August 2014
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          An audio cassette tape can survive 26 years of constant reuse and the vacuum of space and still play with incredible sound quality.
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                                            Posted, 2nd November 2014
                                            by FilmSavvy
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                                            The cost of an artificial leg is the same as a bounty.
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                                              Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                              by Adam
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                                              Aliens are literal.
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                                                Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                by Adam
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                                                Groot could have been a surgeon in another life.
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                                                  Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  Mini-boss battles are never that easy!
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                                                    Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    Earth's greatest legend was Kevin Bacon.
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                                                      Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                      by Adam
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                                                      Stop! Hammer time!
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                                                        Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        The collector keeps prisoners as part of his collection.
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                                                          Posted, 4th August 2014
                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                          We live on planet Terra, and were all called Terran's. I actually new this, but its nice to see a film call our planet by its real name and not Earth.
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                                                            Posted, 5th August 2014
                                                            by Ku7uk
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                                                            It's 1988 hasn't Peter's mother heard of Journey or Bon Jovi. Or that Michael Jackson had 3 #1 solo albums by that time in his career.
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                                                            • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
                                                              She was old skool - wait until Volume 2 lands.
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                                                            Posted, 1st September 2014
                                                            by john2012
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                                                            What ever Vin Diesel got paid for his contribution I'm sure it was too much. (not that he did a bad job)
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                                                              Posted, 30th September 2014
                                                              by Josh
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                                                              A villain's main weakness is their necessity to say long monologues before killing everyone.
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                                                                Posted, 14th December 2014
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                On Earth, there are dozens of people that look like Stan Lee. Safe to say there's one on Xandar too, but he's probably a class A prevert.
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                                                                  Posted, 14th December 2014
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  If you need to stop a big turd of a villain, doing some random like sing and dance to distract him.
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                                                                    Posted, 14th December 2014
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    When you send someone to prison it is a good idea to also store their weapons, the ability to fly into space and their star ship for them at the prison because they would never use them in an escape attempt.
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                                                                      Posted, 21st December 2014
                                                                      by john2012
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                                                                      the racoon is crazy
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd August 2014
                                                                        by smartguy360
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                                                                        Nobody talks to my friends like that!
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                                                                          Posted, 4th August 2014
                                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                                          Starlord is a badass
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                                                                            Posted, 5th August 2014
                                                                            by smartguy360
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                                                                            Peter, who's your father?
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                                                                            • 14th December 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                              Darth Vader?
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                                                                            Posted, 5th August 2014
                                                                            by GOTG2
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                                                                            The green whore is my friend.
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                                                                              Posted, 7th August 2014
                                                                              by catmunch1
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                                                                              Amy Pond is hot when she is bald and blue.
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                                                                              • 30th September 2014 by Josh
                                                                                *still
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                                                                              Posted, 1st September 2014
                                                                              by john2012
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                                                                              Friendship is magic
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                                                                                Posted, 30th September 2014
                                                                                by Josh
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                                                                                I'm attracted to Karen Gillan regardless of whether she's bald and blue.
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                                                                                  Posted, 30th September 2014
                                                                                  by Josh
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                                                                                  If you're a Ninja Turtle wear a mask, your face is the ONLY thing that will give you away.
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                                                                                    Posted, 1st October 2014
                                                                                    by bundy490
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                                                                                    If you're a Ninja Turtle wear a mask, your face is the ONLY thing that will give you away.
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                                                                                    • 14th December 2014 by agentdc7
                                                                                      Wrong movie?
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                                                                                    Posted, 1st October 2014
                                                                                    by bundy490
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                                                                                    Ronan was still going to destroy the planet after his ship crashed and left him stranded on it.
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                                                                                      Posted, 30th October 2014
                                                                                      by catmunch1
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                                                                                      Why would I put my finger on his throat?
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                                                                                        Posted, 14th December 2014
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        Instead having thousands of your attack air craft form a giant net where they can all be destroyed together, why not have them just open fire in one massive attack.
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                                                                                          Posted, 21st December 2014
                                                                                          by john2012
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                                                                                          Guardians of the Galaxy= Space Avengers.
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                                                                                            Posted, 21st December 2014
                                                                                            by john2012
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                                                                                            There is never a bad time to use as many practical effects as CGI effects.
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd February 2015
                                                                                              by FilmSavvy
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                                                                                              Rocket didn't ask to get made.
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                                                                                                Posted, 2nd February 2015
                                                                                                by FilmSavvy
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                                                                                                Jackson Pollock paintings are really messy.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 10th February 2015
                                                                                                  by maffyd
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                                                                                                  A fist is like a jack in the box. You never know which finger is going ro raise until you finish cranking it.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 19th March 2015
                                                                                                    by nikkabee
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