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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes
This list was started on 26th December 2009 by Anon
There are 108 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th December 2014

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If a naked, handcuffed man says the key to release is underneath a pillow on his lap, he is not always being perverted.
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    Posted, 26th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Sherlock Holmes lives on 221B Baker Street. And don't worry if you forget, they'll remind you several times with lingering zoom-ins.
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    • 22nd June 2011 by ronnirawrko
      The fact that Sherlock and John actually live at 221 Baker street.. in apartment B. It's a bit miss labeled. Where is the mysterious 221 A?
    • 2nd February 2010 by HermanoBluth
      Where does Sherlock Holmes live again? I kinda forget...
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    Posted, 26th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Anything you can do, Sherlock Holmes can do it better.
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      Posted, 31st December 2009
      by wolfgirl92
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      There are now two reasons why the water in your bathtub can start bubbling.
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        Posted, 27th December 2009
        by Adam
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        If a girl can outsmart you on two occasions, it is best to assume that she is up to no good if she comes up to you with a request.
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          Posted, 27th December 2009
          by levi
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          Don't ask a brilliant deductive mind to rip your whole life open at first glance thinking it will be a fun experience.
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          • 22nd June 2011 by ronnirawrko
            And as Holmes looks up in thought, "I shit all over Poe".
          • 14th August 2010 by NateSean
            I loved that scene. It's like, "You asked for it girl, what the hell?"
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          Posted, 26th December 2009
          by Anon
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          It's totally okay to test paralytic neurotoxins on your best friend's dog, as he's practically your dog already.
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          Posted, 26th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Bad guys who attack you with giant hammers are invulnerable to conventional hammer attacks.
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            Posted, 26th December 2009
            by Anon
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            It takes six hours to fill a cylinder with flies.
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            • 2nd April 2010 by ekedolphin
              ...And about ten seconds for your friend to come by and release all of them.
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            Posted, 27th December 2009
            by Adam
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            Thug to-do list, item #1: Learn how to say "don't taze me bro" in French or English.
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              Posted, 27th December 2009
              by Adam
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              Even after that pesky Guy Fawkes thing back at the start of the 17th century, there are still tunnels directly under Parliament that are perfect for deploying weapons of mass distruction.
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                Posted, 7th January 2010
                by TuCats
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                7 foot thugs sound immensely more cultured and civilised when speaking French.
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                  Posted, 8th January 2010
                  by Gavin
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                  If you're trying destroy your colleague's engagement so he can continue living with you, it might be time to re-examine your friendships.
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                  • 22nd June 2011 by ronnirawrko
                    Or your sexual orientation.
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                  Posted, 20th January 2010
                  by Red
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                  Midgets with red hair and no front teeth are evil. No exceptions.
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                  • 22nd June 2011 by ronnirawrko
                    Dwarfs, in Watson's standards.
                  • 14th August 2010 by NateSean
                    To be on the safe side though, it's always best to make sure the carpet matches the drapes.
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                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  If you plan your fighting strategy at least five steps ahead, down to each tiny hit, your opponent will walk right into your plan every time.
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                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Holmes' inner voice has far more depth and gravitas than his speaking voice.
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                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                      by Adam
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                      Be surprised when the son you named "Blackwood" ends up being evil.
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                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                      by Adam
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                      Never introduce Sherlock Holmes to your fiance.
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                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                        by Adam
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                        Sherlock Holmes invented parkour.
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                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                          by Adam
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                          A man can be sexually confused, covered in wrinkles, insane, violent, disorganized and on drugs...yet be surprisingly sexy.
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                            Posted, 3rd January 2010
                            by CeeEeeCee
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                            No matter how long a boat is it can sink head first into a 4-5 meter deep river and disappear.
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                              Posted, 5th January 2010
                              by alias998
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                              There's a magic tunnel under the houses of Parliament that takes you directly to the top of Tower Bridge.
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                                Posted, 5th January 2010
                                by alias998
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                                Sometimes supernatural explanations are much more believable than reality. Especially when it comes to resurrecting the dead.
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                                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  Scotland Yard is useless.
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                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    The World's Greatest Detective will always have a utility belt, even if he does not always have batarangs in them.
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                                    • 26th December 2009 by Anon
                                      Lmao who needs batarangs when your sherlock holmes (I was so playing batman when I read this)
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                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Heroes use swords; gentleman heroes use cane-swords.
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                                      Posted, 26th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Evil aristocrats in any era take their fashion cues from casino boss Terry Benedict.
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                                        Posted, 26th December 2009
                                        by Uncle Boat
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                                        Sherlock Holmes can solve the DaVinci code with both hands cuffed to bed posts.
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                                          Posted, 26th December 2009
                                          by Uncle Boat
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                                          Who needs tinted windows when you can have shadowy carriages?
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                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                            by Adam
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                                            Maybe dissecting the recently hanged prisoners' brain wasn't such a bad idea after all.
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                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                              by Adam
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                                              The best disguise always includes an eyepatch.
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                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                              by Adam
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                                              Sometimes drinking the Kool-Aid can save your life.
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                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                by Adam
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                                                If you're a police inspector and you know that there's a plan to kill every member of Parliament at noon, take no action to evacuate the premise because Sherlock Holmes will handle it.
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                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                  by Adam
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                                                  An 18th century tazer is more powerful then a modern one.
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                                                  • 6th January 2010 by cdogzilla
                                                    19th c., but otherwise you're on it :P
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                                                  Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                  by CyborgCoralian
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                                                  All bad guys desire world domination. No, really, they do.
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                                                    Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    When at a warehouse by a river, there's no need to jump in to the water to your right when said building starts exploding.
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                                                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      When one is a genius, one need not clean one's thinking space. After all, everything's in its rightful place.
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                                                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      The smallest details are the most important of all.
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                                                        Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        If something gets him drunk or high, Sherlock Holmes will consume it.
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                                                          Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          It's not about whether the waist coat fits or not; it's the principle of the matter.
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                                                            Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            A movie setting itself up for a sequel only works when Sherlock Holmes is involved.
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                                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                              by chibi master
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                                                              If wine is poisoned, no matter how long you let it breath, you'll still get knocked out.
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                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                by Adam
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                                                                If a villain tells you "I wouldn't do that if I was you" always stop what you're doing and assault him with a backup plan.
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                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                  by Adam
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                                                                  Parliament has no security.
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                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                    Speaking in French makes a conversation more interesting, especially when you are fighting with a huge man with a giant hammer.
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                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                      by levi
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                                                                      If told your love interest was working for a genius even greater than you, with no morals, who played your previous enemy like a fiddle, you will not immediately set out to find some way to apprehend and incarcerate him.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                        by Gavin
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                                                                        Despite the fact Holmes shows you exactly what he will do to an opponent in a blow by blow guide, it will still look amazing when he actually does it.
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                                                                          Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                          by Gavin
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                                                                          If your best friend's fiancée asks you to speculate on her and her past having just met her, you will inevitably fudge the most important detail.
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                                                                            Posted, 8th January 2010
                                                                            by Gavin
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                                                                            Discombobulate...that is all.
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                                                                              Posted, 18th January 2010
                                                                              by jimbob
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                                                                              Holmes can make cultural references to books that haven't been written yet.
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                                                                                Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                                                by dudeofdixie
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                                                                                Poisoning someone in a bathtub is surprisingly easy.
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                                                                                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  19th century cattle prods are very dangerous!
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    Bad guys look like bad guys.
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                                                                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                      by chibi master
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                                                                                      A good cigar can resolve all petty arguments.
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                                                                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                                        If you think a prisoner has cast an evil spell on one of your co-workers, politely ask him "what's this all about?" and grant him his next request.
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                                                                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                          Old-time security systems included bear traps.
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                                                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                                            The police have journalists on staff who publish a newspaper called the "Police Gazette."
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                                                                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                              If you have the power to devise extremely powerful attack strategies and then execute them to perfection, only use it against lowlifes and not bear-men or arch-villains.
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                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                                When dealing with devious, brilliant, evil-masterminds, and you feel the need to back out of an agreement: taking a typical London train is not always the best solution.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                  by levi
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                                                                                                  Multiple fiery explosions will not cause any sort of burns to those caught up in them.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                    Sherlock Holmes has sex with women, frequently and with wild abandon.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                                      by miquonranger03
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                                                                                                      Occam's razor be damned, the most implausible conspiracy theory is right.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                                                                        by dudeofdixie
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                                                                                                        Cocaine comes in liquid form
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                                                                                                          Posted, 8th March 2010
                                                                                                          by Scotty Favor
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                                                                                                          Sherlock Holmes can always get away with stealing a hat.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                                                                            by Ally Kat
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                                                                                                            Genius bruiser doesn't even begin to describe Holmes' talents.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                              Distinctive hand-made shoes will always leave a unique footprint.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                by chibi master
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                                                                                                                Making guns bigger doesn't make them less loud.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                  by Adam
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                                                                                                                  Holmes was a slapper.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                                                                    Even in Sherlock Holmes' age, people held remote controls in awe.
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                                                                                                                    • 23rd December 2011 by Movie Genius
                                                                                                                      When was that?
                                                                                                                    • 22nd June 2011 by ronnirawrko
                                                                                                                      I'm so glad someone else got that at the end of the movie. I just couldn't stop laughing! Pass the tele remote!
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by Adam
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                                                                                                                    Never, ever, ever go into a whorehouse for pigs. It never seems to work out well.
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                                                                                                                    • 25th July 2012 by PeterGunn
                                                                                                                      Been there. Done that.
                                                                                                                    • 23rd December 2011 by Movie Genius
                                                                                                                      That would have been the last we saw of Irene Adler if they didn't go there.
                                                                                                                    • 6th January 2010 by cdogzilla
                                                                                                                      I don't know if that was Freudian or deliberate? I'm assuming Freudian, so funny.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by levi
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                                                                                                                    As first evidenced in the late 19th century, the remote control will lead to the downfall of society.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th December 2009
                                                                                                                      by Met
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                                                                                                                      Static tasers never lose their charge.
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                                                                                                                      • 1st March 2010 by kvn8907
                                                                                                                        Yes. YES! No....you beat me to it. :-(
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th January 2010
                                                                                                                      by alias998
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                                                                                                                      Critical thinking is the key to success. But if that doesn't work, it helps to have Watson as back up.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th January 2010
                                                                                                                        by Lord R
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                                                                                                                        The least you can expect from getting caught in the middle of a massive bomb blast is a scratch or two. Potentially fatal scratches, but only a few.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                                          by ThunderRollin
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                                                                                                                          Apparently, Holmes was poisened long ago, and it wasn't by Mrs. Hudson.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                                                                                            by Ally Kat
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                                                                                                                            Apparently, Holmes was poisened long ago, and it wasn't by Mrs. Hudson.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                                                                                              by Ally Kat
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                                                                                                                              Just because you jump out of a window that's at least 40+ feet above the water, doesn't mean you'll die, or even substain any injuries.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                                                                                                by Ally Kat
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                                                                                                                                Anyone named Coward will cave and switch to the bad guy's side.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 19th April 2011
                                                                                                                                  by Pete
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                                                                                                                                  When something bad happens, Blame Watson.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th April 2011
                                                                                                                                    by Sandman47
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                                                                                                                                    Ginger Dwarfs sounds like an awesome name for an alternative heavy metal rock band.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th May 2011
                                                                                                                                      by SoraKari
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                                                                                                                                      Sherlock Holmes is so classy in the 19th century, he wears women's fedoras and all is well.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd June 2011
                                                                                                                                        by ronnirawrko
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                                                                                                                                        The best way to help a friend's gambling debt is to get in the arena and win his bet for him.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                          Holmes will politely return your pen to you after he has used it to inspect a rotting corpse.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                            Professor Moriarty gets chalk all over everything.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                              In any movie set in the 19th century, there will be a crude prototype of a device commonly used in the late 20th or early 21st centuries.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                It's always a good idea to wear a top hat. That way, the detective's girlfriend will miss you when she shoots at you.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                  by MrsBrisby
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                                                                                                                                                  When you see someone hanging from the rack by handcuffs in a slaughter house, still alive, about to be chopped in half, the best thing to do is get under them and give them a piggy-back ride to their and now your death.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 31st December 2011
                                                                                                                                                    by Corbeau Noir
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                                                                                                                                                    Sherlock Holmes will never bring a gun to a fistfight.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                      Honey can make an adhesive strong enough to hold broken stone together.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                        Sherlock Holmes invented the taser.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                          by Uncle Boat
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                                                                                                                                                          If all that stands between you and a French bear-man is a taser, don't let him calmly take it from you.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                            That the sphinx in Egypt had a true purpose. It was there to help Sherlock Holmes do what he is very talented at: deduct!
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                              by levi
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                                                                                                                                                              If you are looking for a sequel, always allow the previous case you just "solved" to be reopened for further investigation; even when you already know the culprit and have pretty much solved the case. The sequel is where the money is at.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                If the evil device your disarming has an open electrical current instead of wiring, it's impossible to, say... block it with a two-by-four.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  Though he is arguably the most brilliant man on the planet, Sherlock Holmes has never figured out a way to get out of hand cuffs without using his hands.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th April 2011
                                                                                                                                                                    by Sandman47
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                                                                                                                                                                    When falling from a high window, make sure you have your pipe ready to break the surface.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd May 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                      When you made the request to have your fiance's best friend demonstrate his observational skills, by all means get pissy and slap him when he does just that. Or, maybe next time, be specific like having him tell you where you are from based on your accent or something.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                        Watson is much more observant than Doyle originally pegged him as.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                          Lestrade is an ignorant dufus no matter who is portraying him.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                            A 19th century woman with as much chutzpah as Irene Addler can still be intimidated into submissiveness.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                              Watson is getting a little tired of Holmes' poor hygiene.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                The game is afoot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Sherlock > Sherlock Holmes
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 6th April 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Dont trust anyone, especially the nanny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Watson never complains.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 6th July 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Watson is a brilliant doctor who is not able to tell if someone is actually dead or not.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                          If the police locked you in for the night with a bunch of low life thugs, you'd better know a lot of jocks by heart.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th December 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                            He had no pulse.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th December 2014
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