Even after that pesky Guy Fawkes thing back at the start of the 17th century, there are still tunnels directly under Parliament that are perfect for deploying weapons of mass distruction. (0) Comments
If you plan your fighting strategy at least five steps ahead, down to each tiny hit, your opponent will walk right into your plan every time. (0) Comments
If you're a police inspector and you know that there's a plan to kill every member of Parliament at noon, take no action to evacuate the premise because Sherlock Holmes will handle it. (0) Comments
If told your love interest was working for a genius even greater than you, with no morals, who played your previous enemy like a fiddle, you will not immediately set out to find some way to apprehend and incarcerate him. (0) Comments
Despite the fact Holmes shows you exactly what he will do to an opponent in a blow by blow guide, it will still look amazing when he actually does it. (0) Comments
If your best friend's fiancée asks you to speculate on her and her past having just met her, you will inevitably fudge the most important detail. (0) Comments
If you think a prisoner has cast an evil spell on one of your co-workers, politely ask him "what's this all about?" and grant him his next request. (0) Comments
If you have the power to devise extremely powerful attack strategies and then execute them to perfection, only use it against lowlifes and not bear-men or arch-villains. (0) Comments
When dealing with devious, brilliant, evil-masterminds, and you feel the need to back out of an agreement: taking a typical London train is not always the best solution. (0) Comments
The least you can expect from getting caught in the middle of a massive bomb blast is a scratch or two. Potentially fatal scratches, but only a few. (0) Comments
When you see someone hanging from the rack by handcuffs in a slaughter house, still alive, about to be chopped in half, the best thing to do is get under them and give them a piggy-back ride to their and now your death. (0) Comments
If you are looking for a sequel, always allow the previous case you just "solved" to be reopened for further investigation; even when you already know the culprit and have pretty much solved the case. The sequel is where the money is at. (0) Comments
If the evil device your disarming has an open electrical current instead of wiring, it's impossible to, say... block it with a two-by-four. (0) Comments
Though he is arguably the most brilliant man on the planet, Sherlock Holmes has never figured out a way to get out of hand cuffs without using his hands. (0) Comments
When you made the request to have your fiance's best friend demonstrate his observational skills, by all means get pissy and slap him when he does just that. Or, maybe next time, be specific like having him tell you where you are from based on your accent or something. (0) Comments
