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A Million Ways To Die In The West

A Million Ways To Die In The West
This list was started on 2nd October 2014 by Footballfan
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th May 2016

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Don't drink and horse.
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    Posted, 2nd October 2014
    by Footballfan
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    At least this keeps Seth away from the Oscars.
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      Posted, 2nd October 2014
      by john2012
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      The American West is a terrible place in time. Everything out here that's not you wants to kill you. Angry drunk people, hungry animals, outlaws... the fucking doctor!
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        Posted, 2nd October 2014
        by Footballfan
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        Seth Macfarlane is obsessed with celebrity cameos.
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          Posted, 2nd October 2014
          by Footballfan
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          Pot can make you think that prairie dogs can read your mind.
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            Posted, 2nd October 2014
            by Footballfan
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            Sheep can have problems with retardation.
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              Posted, 2nd October 2014
              by Footballfan
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              Connecting over mutual hatred is deeper than connecting over mutual love.
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                Posted, 2nd October 2014
                by Footballfan
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                Macfarlane should stick to Family Guy.
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                • 2nd October 2014 by john2012
                  And Perverted Possessed Teddy Bears.
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                Posted, 2nd October 2014
                by Footballfan
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                If you see an old man working on a weird contraption in a barn, he's just making a weather machine.
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                  Posted, 2nd October 2014
                  by Footballfan
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                  The made up death chant that Albert bellows is actually the 80's song Tarzan Boy by Baltimora.
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                    Posted, 3rd February 2015
                    by zikzak393
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                    This could have been an episode of Family Guy with Peter telling a story of the old west during another black out.
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                      Posted, 15th February 2015
                      by zikzak393
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                      Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.
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                        Posted, 15th February 2015
                        by zikzak393
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                        Being a sheep farmer is like being a dog walker for 150 really stupid dogs.
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                          Posted, 7th April 2015
                          by Footballfan
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                          14
                          In 1882, nobody was allowed to smile in photographs.
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                            Posted, 7th April 2015
                            by Footballfan
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                            People can fart through their penis.
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                              Posted, 7th April 2015
                              by Footballfan
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                              It only takes a week for a sheep's wool to grow so much that it can't see.
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                                Posted, 7th April 2015
                                by Footballfan
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                                Why we dont still use Blue Jays in modern medicine is beyond me
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                                  Posted, 24th August 2015
                                  by Tom Servo
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                                  People die at the fair.
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                                    Posted, 15th September 2015
                                    by Footballfan
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                                    A moustache solves all your problems. Or does it?
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                                      Posted, 16th May 2016
                                      by Garga
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                                      A lady part looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast beef. But there's more to it.
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                                        Posted, 16th May 2016
                                        by Garga
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                                        Some kids learn that there's no tooth fairy the hard way.
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                                          Posted, 16th May 2016
                                          by Garga
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                                          Django didn't change much in 24 years.
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                                            Posted, 17th May 2016
                                            by Garga
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                                            Should be titled ''A Million Ways To Tell The Same Three Jokes''.
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                                              Posted, 18th May 2016
                                              by Footballfan
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                                              Hey Seth, if you get a celebrity to cameo in your movie, maybe give them something funny to do?
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                                                Posted, 18th May 2016
                                                by Footballfan
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                                                Remember Doc Brown from Back To The Future? Here he is. There's no joke, it's just funny that he's there.
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                                                  Posted, 18th May 2016
                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                  Seth Macfarlane remembers Abe Lincoln a little differently.
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                                                    Posted, 25th May 2016
                                                    by Footballfan
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