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Dracula Untold

Dracula Untold
This list was started on 5th October 2014 by vinbee
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 16th February 2015

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At least he is not some Emo vampire that sparkles.
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    Posted, 16th October 2014
    by john2012
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    Sultan Mehmet II was a curious fella. Despite getting killed in 1442 by Dracula, he managed to conquer the Constantinople in 1453.
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      Posted, 20th January 2015
      by Garga
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      Blindfolding your army makes them better soldiers.
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        Posted, 5th October 2014
        by vinbee
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        The landscape of Translyvania’s mountain region is remarkably wide and flat – handy for several thousand soldiers to march 100 abreast.
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          Posted, 5th October 2014
          by vinbee
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          Falling from a great height and hitting a rocky floor is apparently survivable, at least for a few minutes.
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            Posted, 5th October 2014
            by vinbee
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            There’s nothing more deadly than a suit with a dragon on it.
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              Posted, 5th October 2014
              by vinbee
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              If you turn your friends into vampires, they will help you get revenge then try to eat your child
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                Posted, 5th October 2014
                by vinbee
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                You can save your people who will then be ungrateful, panic and try to burn you, then if you survive that, they will be ok about it again.
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                  Posted, 5th October 2014
                  by vinbee
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                  If Dracula can block out the sun with dark clouds, why not use that skill during the 3 days you have to kill your enemy's advancing army instead of waiting until night.
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                  • 29th November 2014 by walkerreuben
                    It's quite likely that his ability to control the clouds was only given after he drank the blood. As the main battle scenes happened at night, and just before sunrise, there's no demonstration of this ability before then. Other supporting facts include the fact that he's vulnerable to sunlight and silver the whole time, but the cross only takes effect after he becomes a full vampire, which suggests more changes than it just becoming permanent.
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                  Posted, 5th October 2014
                  by vinbee
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                  You can destroy a 100,000 army of Turks along with their Sultan and still get invaded by them year after year, century after century.
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                    Posted, 20th January 2015
                    by Garga
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                    No matter what, Igor is always eager to serve his master.
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                      Posted, 20th January 2015
                      by Garga
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                      Sultan Mehmet II had a divine knowledge on vampire weaknesses without seeing, reading or hearing about one.
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                        Posted, 20th January 2015
                        by Garga
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                        If you have only 3 days to defend you territory from the invaders, spend 2 days talking and chatting and act just at the last possible moment.
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                          Posted, 20th January 2015
                          by Garga
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                          The Master Vampire didn't know vampires have the ability to control clouds and cover the sun, otherwise he wouldn't stay in the cave for a very long time. Poor dude!
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                          • 19th March 2015 by Splicer
                            He was the first vampire and he was cursed to live in that cave until he found somebody worthy to become his successor and still couldn't leave until vlad had become a full vampire
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                          Posted, 16th February 2015
                          by Garga
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                          You can battle a thousand man with sword and your clothes will be as good as new. Not a scratch.
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                            Posted, 16th February 2015
                            by Garga
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                            When you become vampire, your clothes will gain the ability to turn into bats as well.
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                              Posted, 16th February 2015
                              by Garga
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                              That priest dude has a keen eye. He detects Vlad is a vampire in less than 3 seconds.
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                                Posted, 16th February 2015
                                by Garga
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                                Vampires will burst into flames and explode when sunlight shines on them unless their name is Vlad, which will burn very slowly and do not explode at all.
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                                  Posted, 16th February 2015
                                  by Garga
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                                  Vampires are somehow very stupid. They don't know a tent can protect them from the sunlight.
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                                    Posted, 16th February 2015
                                    by Garga
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                                    Sultan Mehmed's tent has a lighting system independent of the sunlight. It doesn't require any kind of torches or lamps to lit.
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                                      Posted, 16th February 2015
                                      by Garga
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                                      Modern day vampires do not fear the daylight and can walk casually in marketplaces even if they would die of sunlight in the past.
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                                      Posted, 16th February 2015
                                      by Garga
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                                      Turk soldiers were very good for sneaking in a very secure monastery with hundreds of alert guards at their posts, kidnap the king's sun and get out without any problems.
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                                        Posted, 16th February 2015
                                        by Garga
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                                        The Turks did not capture any of Europe's capitals.
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                                          Posted, 16th February 2015
                                          by Garga
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                                          When a vampire enters a tent full of silver coins, he loses all his superpowers until he regains them because.
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                                            Posted, 16th February 2015
                                            by Garga
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                                            People like the ones Vlad turned to vampires become very evil. Vlad did not become evil, he was kind, responsible, family loving, cared for his people even when they tried to burn him. He was a big exception because.
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                                              Posted, 16th February 2015
                                              by Garga
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                                              If your wife dies, just wait a 1000 years and she will return looking exactly the same.
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                                                Posted, 5th October 2014
                                                by vinbee
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                                                Its easy to climb up a perilous mountainside to a cave whilst wearing an oversized cape.
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                                                  Posted, 5th October 2014
                                                  by vinbee
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                                                  Soldiers can kidnap a young boy and be back down in the valley with him quicker than it takes Dracula to jump after his falling wife.
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                                                    Posted, 5th October 2014
                                                    by vinbee
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                                                    Why not take all your vampire mates to kill you enemy who has kidnapped your son instead of fighting him alone in a sea of silver coins
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                                                      Posted, 5th October 2014
                                                      by vinbee
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                                                      The Turks have really good hairdressing skills
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                                                        Posted, 5th October 2014
                                                        by vinbee
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                                                        You can easily enter any cave on top of a mountain peak with your friends as well as a Turkish scout party, but for the second time, the path to the cave will pass through deadly high cliffs which you must climb.
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                                                          Posted, 20th January 2015
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          You will be released from the curse of being a vampire when you make another vampire upon him/her drinking human blood, unless you are Vlad the Impaler.
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                                                            Posted, 20th January 2015
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Beware! Even at their moment of death, women will cause damnation for men! Drink my blood and be damned for all eternity because I said so...
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                                                              Posted, 20th January 2015
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              Some Turks posses the ability to teleport. They can beam themselves up on top of the tower, push Vlad's wife to her death, kidnap his son and beam down to their camp in no time.
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                                                                Posted, 20th January 2015
                                                                by Garga
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