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Bullet

Bullet
This list was started on 19th November 2014 by Garga
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This list was last updated on 19th November 2014

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Don't fück with American dream!
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  • 19th November 2014 by Garga
    This is Bullet (2014) with Danny Trejo.
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The US is not built on the constitution, it's built on the gun barrel.
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    There should be guns on the US flag, not stars.
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      Scheisse! All this freakin' drama was for nothing!
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        The best way to ditch the cops with guns aiming at you is jumping off the roof. Goodbye, adieu, auf wiedersehen!
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          If somebody ruined your shot, beat and pummel his head with a golf club.
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            Just because somebody gets sober and clean, it doesn't mean they're not a-holes.
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              If you ever kidnap a kid and a teenage girl and let their families (a governor and a detective) know you did it, the best place to keep them is your own mansion.
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                When you want to sneak in the bad guy's mansion, get in by the front door. Then, you have to check the nearest bath and ask the pretty naked lady that where the bad guy is because nobody else is the mansion.
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                  10
                  A detective's true job is to clean up shit from the streets.
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                    11
                    When you hit a pretty naked lady with a bullet 4 inches above her heart, she immediately dies.
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                      12
                      In America, bitches must speak Mexican or else, will be shot by detectives.
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                        Strip clubs also sell guns in their back rooms,
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                          14
                          Frank is so German.
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                            Scheisse means Bang in Mexican.
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                              If you make a booby trap in your car's trunk, it's will be powerful enough to kill two thugs 3 feet away but won't have any ill effect on your car and specially on the fuel tank beneath it. You just get in and drive off to the sunset. The car must be American.
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