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John Wick

John Wick
This list was started on 30th November 2014 by IndigoBalls
There are 15 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th May 2016

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There is no crime more terrible than the killing of a puppy. I'm completely serious here. I thought John Wick was rather restrained.
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    Posted, 11th May 2015
    by MegaSolipsist
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    Keanu's acting skills are improving with age, like good wine
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      Posted, 30th November 2014
      by IndigoBalls
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      There is only 1 policeman in both New York and New Jersey, but even he doesn't care
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      • 6th May 2016 by john2012
        Well gee, being a cop he knows what John used to do for a living, lots of gun shots, and a body on the floor. I would get in my police car and drive away quickly.
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      Posted, 30th November 2014
      by IndigoBalls
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      4 men surrounding a target and shooting at the same time will not possibly shoot each other
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        Posted, 30th November 2014
        by IndigoBalls
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        Russian hitmen squads are notoriously easy to take out, yet many of these gangsters resurrect from the dead for the next movie (The Equalizer)
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          Posted, 30th November 2014
          by IndigoBalls
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          Yes, it all went down because of a cute puppy
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            Posted, 30th November 2014
            by IndigoBalls
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            Perkins is literally everywhere and is as persistent as a diarrhea attack
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              Posted, 30th November 2014
              by IndigoBalls
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              When Wick asks you a question the first time, always tell him to F-Off. But if he asks the second time - tell him everything.
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                Posted, 30th November 2014
                by IndigoBalls
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                There may not be enough cities in the US for every puppy John Wick picks from the shelter
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                  Posted, 30th November 2014
                  by IndigoBalls
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                  I guess your killer, super assassin skills kick in after Russian gangsters break in your house, beat you, kill your dog, and steal your car.
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                    Posted, 10th February 2015
                    by catmunch1
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                    Good thing the Russian gangsters didn't kill him in the beginning, it would have been a short movie.
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                      Posted, 10th February 2015
                      by catmunch1
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                      Everyone knows who John Wick is, except for the boss's son.
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                        Posted, 10th February 2015
                        by catmunch1
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                        John Wick is better on offense than defense.
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                          Posted, 10th February 2015
                          by catmunch1
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                          Just to make life more interesting, keep your gold coins and all your weapons sealed in the floor covered in layers of concrete.
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                            Posted, 24th June 2015
                            by scannerhead
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                            You are staying at a Hotel full of world class Assassins. And it doesn't even cross your mind that she might be able to get out of those handcuffs.
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                              Posted, 6th May 2016
                              by john2012
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