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Gone Girl

Gone Girl
This list was started on 29th December 2014 by ogkillergreen
There are 19 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 29th December 2014

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Even though the amount of blood at the crime scene indicated a very violent attack, the police wont care to realize that the victim doesn't have any major wounds on her body to show for it.
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    Posted, 29th December 2014
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    So I am guessing the police didn't bother to check the security tapes at Desi's house?
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      When a woman claims she has a baby and then a miscarriage & the doctors who perform a rape kit don't find signs of either event happening, no suspicion will be raised what so ever.
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        After a kidnap victim is found with blood all over her, the hospital & police will send her home with the blood still all over her body.
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          Posted, 29th December 2014
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          When your wife is missing and people are taking photos of you, crack a smile.
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            Your lawyer has a $100,000 retainer to literally do nothing for you.
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              Why does Rosamund Pike sound like Siri's older sister during the whole movie?
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                Posted, 29th December 2014
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                Nobody asked how Amy got a supermodel like haircut during her capture?
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                  Posted, 29th December 2014
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                  If Nick actually did stage the crime scene in the living room, after breaking a table, why would he fix the pictures?
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                    Posted, 29th December 2014
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                    Amy was allegedly 6 weeks pregnant. The doctors didn't notice that her sample was that of a 7 month pregnant woman? Really?
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                    • 5th August 2015 by Mommydearest
                      A urine test doesn't measure the level of hcg hormone in a woman's body. It simply tests for the presence of hgc in urine. If the test detects it then you're pregnant or were pregnant very recently,(just gave birth or just suffered a miscarriage). Although rare, some tumors in the reproductive organs can cause the body to start producing hcg. Only a blood test can measure the actual level of hcg that is in a woman's body which would allow doctors to know how far along the pregnancy is. So, they wouldn't be able to tell how far along she was, just that she was pregnant.
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                    Posted, 29th December 2014
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                    After draining a large amount of blood from your body, you will still have enough energy to finish staging a crime scene and run away.
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                      Posted, 29th December 2014
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                      Amy must be Clark Kent's sister because wearing glasses makes her so unrecognizable that you wouldn't know she was the woman on the news missing when she is sitting 3 feet from you.
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                        Posted, 29th December 2014
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                        If your twin sister gives up her life savings to defend you in court, go back with the person that caused everything & try to live happily ever after.
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                          Seriously Amy, you go through all of this when you could just simply divorce him?
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                            No one noticed Nick fly out to visit Desi?
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                              Posted, 29th December 2014
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                              Amy assumed that Desi, a filthy rich guy, didn't have an alibi the day she lied about him kidnapping her? What if he was on a business trip out of town or at work or with friends. Nobody investigated that?
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                                Who was waiting for Neil Patrick Harris to break out and say "LEGEN wait for it..... DARY!"?
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                                  Posted, 29th December 2014
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                                  The studio obviously couldn't get or afford Nacy Grace.
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                                    Posted, 29th December 2014
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                                    Accoriding to Amy the doll handle, that was in the shed, somehow winded up in her home and that's how Desi got it an beat her with it. Either that or Desi went all the way to the shed to find something to beat her with in the house.
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