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Blazzing Saddles

Blazzing Saddles
This list was started on 9th January 2015 by zikzak393
There are 27 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th January 2015

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Mongo don't know. Mongo just a pawn in the game of life.
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    Posted, 9th January 2015
    by zikzak393
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    Beans make you fart. A lot.
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      Posted, 10th January 2015
      by agentdc7
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      If you see a toll both in the middle of a wide open space, you MUST go through it. You are not allowed for go around it.
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      • 12th January 2015 by zikzak393
        Must be the Code of the West. It's what Randolph Scott would have done!
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      Posted, 10th January 2015
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      Larry King once asked Mel Brooks if he ever considered remaking Blazing Saddles. Mel responded in this day of being offended there would be more people protesting than in the movie.
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        Posted, 10th January 2015
        by john2012
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        Where the white women at?
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          Posted, 9th January 2015
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          If you're going to chew gum in the recruitment line. You better bring enough for everyone.
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            The Waco Kid's hand is steady as a rock. But he shoots with the other one.
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              They said Bart was hung and they was right.
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                Somebody will need to ride back and get a shitload of dimes for the newly constructed Lepetomane Thru-way.
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                  Posted, 9th January 2015
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                  When Howard Johnson first started out, he only had one flavor.
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                    Posted, 9th January 2015
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                    The Chief speaks Yiddish. Must be the lost tribe of Israel.
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                      Posted, 9th January 2015
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                      The name is Hedley!
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                        Posted, 9th January 2015
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                        Celery sticks are actually cigars.
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                          Posted, 10th January 2015
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                          Mongo has deep feelings for Sheriff, but Mongo also straight.
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                            If someone says you cannot park your ox there, just punch their horse in the face.
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                              Posted, 10th January 2015
                              by agentdc7
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                              When you have a food fight in the cafeteria, chances are people in the bathroom with have food with them too.
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                                Posted, 10th January 2015
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                                Baby Please I am not from Havana!
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                                  Posted, 10th January 2015
                                  by john2012
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                                  Never Hit Buddy
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                                  • 12th January 2015 by zikzak393
                                    Not in the face, not in the face! Thank you!
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                                  Posted, 10th January 2015
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                                  Most small farming towns were populated by Morons.
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                                    Uh lets play chess.
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                                      21
                                      Cowboys ride off into the Cadillac Limo.
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                                        Posted, 10th January 2015
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                                        Hedley is looking for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. I guess that leaves me out.
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                                          Posted, 12th January 2015
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                                          When listing your qualifications and mention rape twice, it means you like to rape.
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                                            Posted, 12th January 2015
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                                            It's always appropriate to read passages from Matthew, Mark, Luke and Duck right before dynamite explosion.
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                                              Posted, 12th January 2015
                                              by zikzak393
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                                              Throw up your hands, Stick out your tush, Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push, You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake, Voila!
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                                                Posted, 12th January 2015
                                                by zikzak393
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                                                Contrary to popular belief, Taggert actually works for Mel Brooks.
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                                                  Posted, 13th January 2015
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                                                  Find yourself in a tough situation? Try pulling a gun on yourself.
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                                                    Posted, 14th January 2015
                                                    by zikzak393
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