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This list was started on 27th December 2009 by Anon
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Things are automatically better when SPOKEN! WITH! EMPHASIS!
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Posted, 27th December 2009
by Anon
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Ancient Greeks and Persians both spoke the same language.
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  • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
    and that was English.. apparently =)
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Posted, 28th December 2009
by Adam
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Always get your most important advice from a dancing, hallucinating girl held captive by lepers.
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    Posted, 28th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Anything Athenians can do Spartans can do better.
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    • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
      except for philosophy and trade
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    Posted, 28th December 2009
    by Adam
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    Oily muscle men in large groups totally aren't homoerotic, unlike the boy-loving Athenians.
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    • 30th January 2010 by dudeofdixie
      Maybe Leonidus was saying it about the Athenians out of jealousy not condescension.
    • 3rd January 2010 by Anon
      NICE
    • 1st January 2010 by Anon
      Now dat's whah dey call ironic.
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    Posted, 28th December 2009
    by Anon
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    If you think you're a god, don't make any attempt to dodge that little spear.
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      Posted, 28th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Deformed people deserve your scorn for they shall sell you out the first chance they can.
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        Posted, 27th December 2009
        by Anon
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        The Immortals were named ironically, it turned out.
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          Posted, 27th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Losing an eye is nothing; the gods saw fit to leave you with a spare.
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            Posted, 27th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Kicking a messenger into a well is the universal response of "You will not enslave us."
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              Posted, 3rd January 2010
              by Rapt0r9
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              The ONLY way to build a good secure wall is rotting corpses, sure the smell is a bit unnerving but if your a SPARTAN miniscule details like that are no biggie!
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                Posted, 30th December 2009
                by TiffYG2133
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                It's poor form to deny a hunchback for not being able to adhere to the group's tactics only to ignore those tactics for the better part of the rest of the battle.
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                  Posted, 28th February 2010
                  by Anon
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                  Dienekes is still pissed off that he was written out of this story, and that his famous "we shall fight in the shade" line was stolen by a fictional man aptly named "Stelios."
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                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    The Ancient Persian Empire is located in the region formerly known as Mordor.
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                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    You can only get away with throwing human bodies into your city's largest fresh water well if you're the king.
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                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      There is never a good reason for a God-King to go personally to the battle lines. Any important messages can be conveyed by overexcited emissaries.
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                        Posted, 30th December 2009
                        by Gaurav
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                        Asking Sparta a question will result in death.
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                          Posted, 6th January 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Sex with someone who isn't your husband 'will not be enjoyable'
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                            Posted, 22nd January 2010
                            by jimbob
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                            Persian Kings don't have an inch on their face not pierced.
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                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
                              by nuknuk
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                              Hopefully, there'll be reservations in Hell when they arrive.
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                              • 12th August 2010 by NateSean
                                There will be, but they'll get stuck with the overly touchy busboy as their seater and the waitresses will all be aspiring actresses who will drop everything the second their cellphones go off in the off chance that it might be a director calling them back for an audition.
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                              Posted, 13th March 2010
                              by SolenmSerpent
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                              After seeing deformed soldiers in the ranks of your enemy, it should never occur to you to kill the hunchback whom you just spurned after he told you of a pass that would allow said enemy to flank you.
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                                Posted, 12th August 2010
                                by NateSean
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                                Spartans must have got a big shipment of Nair or Gillette razors because NONE of them have hair on their chest.
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                                  Posted, 6th April 2013
                                  by Malichi
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                                  You know what they say about Emperors with big hands... they also tend to be really really tall. Why, what were you thinking?
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                                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    No one believed Herodotus when he wrote of dog-headed men and gold-digging ants... yet all would believe axe-handed executioners and 8 foot tall Uber-Immortals.
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                                      Posted, 27th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Never trust an unreliable narrator.
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                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Kings are made when they are sent to survive in the winter wilderness alone as children, yet today the watch groups worry that video game violence will have a poor influence.
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                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Volcanic gases can make you both prophesies the future as well as make you a really kick-ass dancer.
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                                          • 29th December 2010 by LonelyShadow
                                            I think it may have been hemp or someting they were burning.
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                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          If you're thirsty, then you can rely on the Spartans to give you something to drink.
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                                            Posted, 19th January 2010
                                            by K2
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                                            If your "prophets" tell you that you are going to lose a war, take only 300 men to deal with the enemy. That'll show them.
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                                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                              by nuknuk
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                                              Greek city-states had potters and pedophiles while Sparta alone had the forethought to send real soldiers.
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                                                Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                by dudeofdixie
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                                                Only Spartan women give birth to real men.
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                                                  Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                  by tenshi
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                                                  If someone claims to be immortal, it's only fair to want to test the theory.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                    by tenshi
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                                                    The Spartans threw the biggest gay pride parade of all time!
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                                                      Posted, 19th July 2010
                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                      If you take out all the slow motion, this movie is 20 minutes long.
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                                                        Posted, 23rd July 2012
                                                        by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                                        Killing another is always acceptable if you make a humourous callback to a previous incident after you do so.
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                                                          Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          I've been wasting my life on this computer. I should be doing sit-ups instead...
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                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Don't let a Spartan cut off your arm - he'll keep it.
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                                                            • 22nd January 2010 by nuknuk
                                                              and maybe hit you with it =)
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                                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            THAT PLACE WHERE THE SPARTANS LIVE IS CALLED SPARTAAA!!!
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                                                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                              by chibi master
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                                                              THIS IS SPARTA!! Or so I've been told.
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                                                                Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                                                by UsernameTed
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                                                                Only the king is capable of keeping himself in check while the enemies are being destroyed by a storm.
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                                                                  Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                                  by Manga Cheapskate
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                                                                  To be Spartan, spray-painted six packs are an absolute MUST.
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                                                                    Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    The bad men always laugh in a funny yet mean way.
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                                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
                                                                      by nuknuk
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                                                                      Potter's and blacksmith's don't make an army, only soldiers do.
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                                                                        Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                        by tenshi
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                                                                        Killing the slaves of Xerxes will leave you with a nasty cramp in your leg.
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                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                          by tenshi
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                                                                          Clearly the boy-loving Athenians have prevailed...
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                                                                            Posted, 12th August 2010
                                                                            by Parth
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                                                                            Madness? This is SPARTA!!!!
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                                                                              Posted, 8th November 2010
                                                                              by WerewolfCas
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                                                                              Slow motion fighting is the new slow motion jump from an explosion.
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                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                                                by killbot
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                                                                                It is not the lash they fear, it is my divine power.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th May 2014
                                                                                  by Sodor
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