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Taken 3

Taken 3
This list was started on 16th January 2015 by smartguy360
There are 33 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th August 2015

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They should've stopped at 1
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    Posted, 16th January 2015
    by smartguy360
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    Seriously they should've stopped at 2
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      Posted, 16th January 2015
      by smartguy360
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      If your a fugitive and the cops catch you looking through video at a local gas station they will let you finish before arresting you
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        Posted, 16th January 2015
        by smartguy360
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        Your daughter will be cool with you temporarily poisoning her
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          Posted, 16th January 2015
          by smartguy360
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          A former spy who must be in his late 40's or early 50's will be able to easily parkour across roofs and over fences to escape the police
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            Posted, 16th January 2015
            by smartguy360
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            Some one who knows their having a baby will knowingly ingest something that could be harmful to the unborn child
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              Posted, 19th January 2015
              by smartguy360
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              Shows a main character with chess piece & rubber band all throughout movie. Gives no explanation or show any significance whatsoever
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              Posted, 23rd January 2015
              by ogkillergreen
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              Resisting arrest, aggravated assault of police officer, vehicular homicide causing major fatal accidents, destruction of several buildings, setting explosives in a a school, impersonating a police officer, grand theft auto, car jacking, weapons violations, breaking and entering, ,multiple murders, and trespassing. But since you didn't kill your wife, your free to go!
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              • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                i guess they gave him a pass for being wrongfully accused of murder
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              Posted, 4th February 2015
              by catmunch1
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              Break into the morgue to get a hair sample for nothing.
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                Posted, 4th February 2015
                by catmunch1
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                The dead wife had only a few people at her funeral, and they were her ex-husband's friends.
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                  Posted, 4th February 2015
                  by catmunch1
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                  The police were staking out the funeral in a large marked police command center vehicle.
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                  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                    after his performance as a cop in phonebooth i wasn't surprised when i saw forrest bungling another operation
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                  Posted, 4th February 2015
                  by catmunch1
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                  This guy takes out a major crime syndicate by himself in #1. Does it again in #2. Think they would learn to leave him alone.
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                    Posted, 4th February 2015
                    by john2012
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                    Maybe the next movie will be where the bad guys finally leave him alone and Liam can be 'Taken a Vacation'. After all, he needs ones.
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                      Posted, 5th February 2015
                      by zikzak393
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                      Replace the bald, slight, fairly harmless-looking actor with a stockier, devious-looking one with a full head of hair. Nothing jarring or confusing about that at all.
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                      • 8th January 2016 by Shellybabe
                        Haha this is hilarious! And so true!
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                      Posted, 12th February 2015
                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                      sheriff from spit on your grave was also a hitman for the mafia
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                        Posted, 16th January 2015
                        by smartguy360
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                        you can slip into a police garage in the back of a car they've impounded unnoticed
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                          Posted, 16th January 2015
                          by smartguy360
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                          it is possible to survive and quickly escape a car crash unscathed down an elevator shaft
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                            Posted, 16th January 2015
                            by smartguy360
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                            you can survive unscathed from a rollover car wreck down a cliff
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                              Posted, 16th January 2015
                              by smartguy360
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                              The police won't try to follow your best friend to get to you because they think he as a former spy is too tough to follow
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                                Posted, 16th January 2015
                                by smartguy360
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                                The cops will leave a known former spy they have just captured only handcuffed by the arms to be transported alone with only two cops in the car
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                                  Posted, 16th January 2015
                                  by smartguy360
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                                  A former spy who must be in his late 40's or early 50's will be able to outrun a young policeman
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                                    Posted, 16th January 2015
                                    by smartguy360
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                                    They really shouldn't have started...
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                                    • 19th January 2015 by smartguy360
                                      agreed it doesn't do justice to the first two movies
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                                    Posted, 18th January 2015
                                    by IceLord
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                                    You don't kill the man responsible for the death of your wife even when you could say it was self defense
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                                      Posted, 19th January 2015
                                      by smartguy360
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                                      It is possible to stop an airplane from taking off by clipping it's landing gear
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                                        Posted, 19th January 2015
                                        by smartguy360
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                                        College. Where there are still lockers and girls having girltime in bathrooms.
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                                        • 29th January 2015 by smartguy360
                                          sounds like my kind of college
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                                        Posted, 23rd January 2015
                                        by ogkillergreen
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                                        Kim still uses iOS 6
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                                        Posted, 23rd January 2015
                                        by ogkillergreen
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                                        A mans accountant & wife die and nobody decides to investigate a connection?
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                                        Posted, 23rd January 2015
                                        by ogkillergreen
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                                        After you get your throat slashed you won't bleed anywhere
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                                        • 29th January 2015 by smartguy360
                                          he did the ninja assassin trick
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                                        Posted, 23rd January 2015
                                        by ogkillergreen
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                                        The super agent had no concern about the ex-wife's new husband and what he did for a living.
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                                        • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                                          this from the same man who knew all about him when his daughter was kidnapped in the first one
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                                        Posted, 4th February 2015
                                        by catmunch1
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                                        A secret agent has no lock screen on his phone.
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                                        • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                                          why would a secret agent keep any important information in such an obvious place
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                                        Posted, 4th February 2015
                                        by catmunch1
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                                        Beat the poor police officers half to death that are guarding your daughter.
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                                        • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                                          they were guaring her from him so it was justified
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                                        Posted, 4th February 2015
                                        by catmunch1
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                                        You would think Liam the super agent would have a nicer, safer place and car.
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                                          Posted, 4th February 2015
                                          by catmunch1
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                                          Leetum Neeston leaves my father's balls tickled starring as former child star Lance Taken
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                                            Posted, 24th August 2015
                                            by Tom Servo
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