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Transformers
This list was started on 27th December 2009 by Anon
There are 112 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd March 2016

The Things I Learned . . .

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Even as robots, the black guy dies first.
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  • 31st May 2010 by SolenmSerpent
    How painfully true. ;_;
  • 21st January 2010 by Anon
    So true
  • 6th January 2010 by Anon
    Haha, I was contemplating on that as well.
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Posted, 27th December 2009
by Anon
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The Autobots have a partnership with GM.
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  • 19th January 2010 by Anon
    ....Crap. Methinks I shall fix that now. Thanks for the reminder.
  • 12th January 2010 by agentdc7
    Don't you mean GM?
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Posted, 27th December 2009
by Anon
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You can learn human languages via the internet, without speaking with words like "lulz" or "pwn".
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  • 10th March 2010 by NateSean
    Oh but *that* would have been offensive. :p
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Posted, 29th December 2009
by Anon
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The smartest guy in the country will always be an overweight, abrasive fellow living in his mom's house.
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  • 29th June 2011 by john2012
    And then become a New York city Detective.
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Posted, 27th December 2009
by Anon
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It's totally not awkward to make out with your girlfriend on the hood of your sentient transforming alien robot car. He can barely talk anyway.
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  • 20th February 2010 by PhoenixFox
    Just so long as no one changes in the backseat or the humans don't go into heat.
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Posted, 27th December 2009
by Anon
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If you let some Transformers stay on Earth, then it's alright for them to beam a message in to space telling others that they too can come and crash, like the Earth is equivalent to the couch.
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    Posted, 28th December 2009
    by Anon
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    Starscream is unappreciated in more ways than one.
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      Posted, 28th December 2009
      by Evilgidgit
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      You can freeze a transformer by using little spray-thingies made on Earth; however, the near absolute zero temperature in space has little effect on others.
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        Posted, 15th February 2010
        by Anon
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        Only Ratchet can sense when a man wants to mate with a woman.
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          Posted, 27th December 2009
          by daveyboy189
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          Sometimes the military intelligence can easily tell when a file has been copied, other times they have no clue.
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            Posted, 29th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Masturbation is also known as "happy time"
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              Posted, 1st February 2010
              by agentdc7
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              If someone is in peril, scream their name really, really loud. It usually works.
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                Posted, 2nd February 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                Our world's modern technology was reverse-engineered from the frozen body of the machines' top enforcer: Agent Smith.
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                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  Peter Cullen makes the world a better place.
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                    Posted, 27th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Flipping through random radio stations can produce coherent sentences, and not meaningless jibber jabber.
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                      Posted, 28th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      Of course, the teenage boy will somehow destroy your valuable, mystical life-giving cube that probably survived for eons.
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                        Posted, 29th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Even holographic policemen have mighty mustaches.
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                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          When you have a choice between a bunch of cars in a Cadillac Dealership, pick the Pontiac.
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                            Posted, 12th January 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            You can fall from high places, get caught by a robot arm, AND not get a single broken bone.
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                            • 14th March 2010 by HermanoBluth
                              No wonder why Megan Fox does the Transformers movies! She must have a secret crush on Optimus Prime!
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                            Posted, 2nd February 2010
                            by HermanoBluth
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                            Shooting a high heat sabot round into someone's crotch will always put them down for the count. Even if they're 20 foot tall robot aliens.
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                              Posted, 27th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              Teenagers are naturally sweaty and filthy.
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                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                Bonecrusher hates everything. Except rollerskating.
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                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  Giant alien robots haven't discovered winter grade oil or antifreeze to stop themselves from freezing up.
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                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Hoover dam was built to cover up a big alien storage room.
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                                      Posted, 28th December 2009
                                      by matthijstieleman
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                                      You'll have a shot at Megan Fox if you own a Camaro.
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                                        Posted, 29th December 2009
                                        by Finnegan
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                                        Girls love both the muscle-heads and the Woody Allen-types.
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                                        • 14th July 2010 by JumpinJack
                                          Only if the Woody Allen type has a camaro that transforms into a super-robot.
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                                        Posted, 29th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        If you're a policeman, pull your gun on the teenage boy; otherwise he might try and steal junk from the junkyard.
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                                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          A famous old quote like "more than meets the eye" must be plugged into random pieces of dialogue three times.
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                                            Posted, 1st February 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Mountain Dew and Xbox 360s can kill you.
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                                              Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                              by HermanoBluth
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                                              Taking a highly valued object to a highly populated city to give to a helicopter while being chased by heavily armed flying enemies is a smart idea.
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                                                Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                by Zak
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                                                The Autobots learned Earth's languages from the World Wide Web? If that's the case, you'd think Ratchet would understand the meaning of "cockblock".
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                                                Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                There's a great deal to consider before you pop a zit. It has to be ready.
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                                                  Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Teeth are useful on a large metallic alien robot.
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                                                    Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    When a fast, practical solution is needed, suggest using a nonexistent and highly theoretical quantum device.
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                                                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Having a incredibly hot girl in your room in the dark is ok with your parents.
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                                                        Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                        Your parents can't hear robots talking.
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                                                          Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                                          by HermanoBluth
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                                                          Army personnel and Sector 7 agents aren't impressed with your knowledge of the difference between Freddy Krueger and Wolverine claw marks.
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                                                            Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                            The idea of maintaining consistent mass through transformations was one of the main reasons Michael Bay didn't have Soundwave in this movie as a cassette deck (and substituted Frenzy), but the freakin' 125,00 cubic foot cube minimizing to the point a teenage boy could carry it was A-OK.
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                                                              Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                              Starscream transforms and flies off directly above the boy holding the freakin' cube and doesn't lay a hand on him? Yeah, that's why Megatron thinks he's incompetent.
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                                                                Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                The Allspark has the power to imbue life into any product with a financial contributer's logo attached to it.
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                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                  FBI agents leave donuts in the interrogation room to test your guilt.
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                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                    Join the Airforce and you too could bring the president ding dongs.
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                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                      All black men have a sassy black mamma.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                        "If you do not exit the helicopter, we will give you until night fall to threaten to shoot you."
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                                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                          Apparently Jesus would give Sam an A.
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                                                                            Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                            Guys screaming co-ordinates at one another always hides bad or non-existent dialog.
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                                                                              Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              Name confusion for toys and sequels are of no concern to the editors. (Devastator)
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                                                                                Posted, 12th January 2010
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                Even when the world is in peril: be an opportunist.
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                                                                                  Posted, 20th February 2010
                                                                                  by PhoenixFox
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                                                                                  A babies laugh can be mistaken for a fart.
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                                                                                    Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                                    A four-foot robot can move about Air Force One, exit the plane, walk about like a normal person, and not one person will notice.
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                                                                                      Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                      Young, criminal girls make John Tuturro hot.
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                                                                                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                        by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                        Counting to 3 trumps counting to 5... and when the guy holding the gun is counting to 3, you should really let the camaro go.
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                                                                                          Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                          Cars cut lengthwise - hood to trunk - will split into the front and back halves.
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                                                                                            Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                            The explosive force that blows the legs off a Transformer will only knock down the two teenagers standing 15 feet away... and they'll be in good enough shape to start running around the city.
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                                                                                              Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                              Department of Defense employees can't pronounce Qatar.
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                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                Robots transforming and busting up vehicles is pretty amazing. But I want to know what the hell was driving that bus that Bone Crusher sliced in half.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                  Never question the sudden destruction of every single car in the vicinity of the car you wanted to purchase.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                    The Beagle 2 probe was apparently an American craft and not a European one as history will tell us.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                      Bros before hoes only applies when the "hoe" is uglier than the "bro".
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                                                                                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                        Killing the parents is an option.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                          Don't treat the death of your first lieutenant, one of only four of your fellow soldiers, as a big deal.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 4th June 2012
                                                                                                            by FilmSavvy
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                                                                                                            Michael Bay is a 14 year old boy.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 18th August 2012
                                                                                                              by Max
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                                                                                                              Michael Bay is a 12 year old.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd April 2013
                                                                                                                by Max
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                                                                                                                Jon Voight makes everything better.
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                                                                                                                • 22nd April 2013 by Max
                                                                                                                  He couldn't save Ned Beatty from being rapped by hilbillys now could he.
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                                                                                                                  I personally hate Jon Voight
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                                                                                                                  Transformers by Michael Bay had no potential to begin with. Jon Voight can't save us here.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                Plot device: Robots invade Earth. Teenager holds key. Teenager wants to hold hot girl. Teenager saves world. Teenager gets girl.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                                  When someone says "Trust me, he's a kick ass driver" your best response would still be to shout "Oh God! We're all gonna die!"
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                                                                    All super advanced robots must be from Japan.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                      by tenshi
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                                                                                                                      All dad's should have a saying like "Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine."
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                        by tenshi
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                                                                                                                        I want a "do whatever you want and get away with it" badge!
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                                                          by tenshi
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                                                                                                                          Optimus Prime is NOT the 'Tooth Fairy'.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                                                          Giant robots ranging from 15-30 feet can hang out in a backyard, speaking, stomping around, and falling over, and nobody-- not even the homeowners or next-door neighbors-- will be the wiser.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                                                                                            by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                            We are DEFINITELY not alone in this universe!
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                                              by FERIS
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                                                                                                                              The very least Megatron could have done is THANK Starscream for contributing in his escape from Hoover Dam.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                                                                                                by FERIS
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                                                                                                                                When fleeing the authorities, its better to have the teenagers sit unsecured on the shoulder of the biggest robot while he runs, rather than jumping in the cockpit of the camaro and speeding off down the road.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                  Hiding awkwardly under a bridge deck is not necessarily better than using your natural transforming ability to disguise yourself in plain site.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                    With a confirmed shooting onboard Air Force One, and the assailant not apprehended, there won't be added security teams or perimeters set up when the plane lands. They'll even let un-recognized police vehicles on the tarmac.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                      In the post 9/11 era, an F22 can fly over the domestic USA to Nevada and shoot up Hoover Dam without so much as the Air Force checking in...
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                        Ol' Ironhide does the jump, roll and shoot way better than James T. Kirk.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                          When the meanest, nastiest Decepticon ever comes walking around the corner, and your buddy shouts "Fall Back!" - just stand there and fire your peashooter at him... Yeah, that won't result in you being torn to pieces...
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                            The Optimus Prime I grew up with NEVER ended any battles by decapitating Decepticons... but I have to admit, the new OP is pretty badass...
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                              Even if you're a super-advanced alien robot, getting shot in the nards hurts.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                              I wouldn't want to live as Megatron's pet either...
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                Scorponok must not like Red Sox fans...
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                  I wasn't aware you could even get Asteroid insurance...
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                    The time between late morning and sundown in Sam's world is about equal to the time it takes to ride his bike downtown (away from his 'haunted' car) and then have a Michael Bay-esque car chase scene with the bad Decepticon.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      NEVER accidentally activate a navigation system! Or Megatron finds you.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        When you pull out an SD card, be sure to hold it up to the camera so the audience knows which brand it is.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd November 2010
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                                                                                                                                                          After being called in for urgent air support, A-10 Warthogs will take off at Sunset, and 'bring the rain' at midday.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 4th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                            by Tombo
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                                                                                                                                                            Watching an autobot "lubricate" the best actor in the whole damn movie is a great way to thank me for my eight bucks.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                              Mountain Dew Bot's first instinct is to give out free Mountain Dew.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                Downloading illegal MP3's isn't nearly as damaging as reading confidential government files.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                  Civilian computer experts called in to analyze strange data won't be frisked for flash drives and other storage devices.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                    Decepticons indiscriminately kill people on the highway. But when they're thrashing around with the Autobots on that same highway, people are mysteriously spared a crushing death.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                      Absolutely no one was in the way when Megatron slammed into the office building in jet form.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                        Airborne can apparently be Rangers as well.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                          If you buy your first car from Bobbie Bolivia, you're like family. (RIP Bernie.)
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                            Indian call center agents are remarkably jaded to the sound of guns firing in the background.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                              Your class genealogy report is not the best time to hock your family heirlooms.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                All you needed was the letter A on your test paper to show your Dad. Who the hell was he going to check it with?
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                  If Barricade had to transform before verifying Sam's Ebay username, I'm suddenly wondering just how secret the Decepticons are at this point.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Oddly enough, Sam's dad mentioning how they "blew a Transformer" is the one sentence that doesn't get exploited.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                      If the US increases defenses along their borders, Korea probably will too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Killing the dog was an option too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 9th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Dog urine will cause a robot to rust.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 10th December 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Bumblebee speaks at the end of this movie, only to stop talking through the other two movies
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th October 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Most of Shia Labeouf's dialogue in this movie is "No no no no no no.....".
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th September 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Even Megatron finds Michael Bay annoying.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alien's face hugger is way creepier than the transformer one.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    If you knock down the transformers outside a dam, it'll cut the power to the equipments inside the said dam.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Some transformers can be held down by hand-held cold spray thingy, some need a whole dam's worth of power to remain cold.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Giant robots produce breath cloud when they talk, in the summer, because they are... aliens?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Apparently received a massive blow to the head, as thinks HE killed Megatron not Shia, hence 'you left me no choice brother'.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd March 2016
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