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American Sniper

American Sniper
This list was started on 8th February 2015 by Riyter
There are 13 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 23rd May 2015

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Turning a story about a complex social and political military invasion and the people involved in it into nothing more than a long simplistic after-school special gets you nominated for Oscar gold!
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    Posted, 8th February 2015
    by Riyter
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    When your husband-- the former SEAL sniper with PTSD--walks into the kitchen and points a loaded pistol at you and kiddingly demand that you drop your drawers, just giggle and hug each other as he presses the pistol flush against your lower back.
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    • 9th February 2015 by zikzak393
      I don't understand Texan foreplay. I've been using jewelry, flowers and/or wine.
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    Posted, 8th February 2015
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    If you're an East Coast actor playing a Texan, just deepen your voice and become humorless and stoic.
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      Posted, 8th February 2015
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      To marry a SEAL, be sure to tell him how your sister hates SEALs and then puke on his shoes.
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        Posted, 8th February 2015
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        There were no female American soldiers in Iraq, except for the one chick seen eating lunch at the canteen, but she just flew over for the food fight .
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          Posted, 8th February 2015
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          Evil Syrian snipers are mute; but luckily they are followed everywhere by their own "dun-dun-dun" music.
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            Posted, 8th February 2015
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            No mention needs to be made of how so many Iraqi neighborhoods look like something destroyed them.
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              Posted, 8th February 2015
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              Whenever an American soldier begins to question his reason for being sent to Iraq, snipers will quickly find him.
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                Posted, 8th February 2015
                by Riyter
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                There are no injured female veterans in VA hospitals (probably because we already know that no female veterans went to Iraq).
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                  Posted, 8th February 2015
                  by Riyter
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                  When you see your brother on the tarmac, glassy eyed and suffering from PTSD, just chat with him a bit then never refer to him again.
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                    Posted, 8th February 2015
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                    If you befriend with a girl nicknamed Sarah Suck-a-lotta..., don't expect her to be loyal or anything.
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                      Posted, 23rd May 2015
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                      Women sleep with other guys only to get their boyfriend's attention. It's a shame their boyfriends don't get that.
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                        Posted, 23rd May 2015
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                        If you spend your weekends with your brother, be prepared for your girlfriend's unfaithfulness.
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                          Posted, 23rd May 2015
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