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Kingsman: The Secret Service

Kingsman: The Secret Service
This list was started on 11th February 2015 by Footballfan
There are 23 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 1st December 2015

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If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole.
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    Posted, 20th February 2015
    by FilmSavvy
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    Manners maketh the man.
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      Posted, 11th February 2015
      by Footballfan
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      Harry is a Catholic whore who needs to visit his black, Jewish boyfriend who works in an abortion clinic.
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      • 20th February 2015 by FilmSavvy
        So Hail Satan, and good day.
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      Posted, 11th February 2015
      by Footballfan
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      Before signing up to become a secret agent, make sure you know the difference between a bulldog and a pug.
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        Posted, 11th February 2015
        by Footballfan
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        When your arch enemy catches you stealing his car, the best thing to do is crash the car, then later go back to where you last saw him totally unprepared.
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          Posted, 11th February 2015
          by Footballfan
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          One of the requirements to becoming a spy is the courage to shoot a dog.
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          • 29th November 2015 by john2012
            Then you stuff the dog and let him spend eternity watching you use the toilet.
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          Posted, 11th February 2015
          by Footballfan
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          Mankind is the virus, and Valentine is the cure.
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            Posted, 11th February 2015
            by Footballfan
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            Mark Hamill doesn't have much to do since he stopped voicing The Joker.
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              Posted, 11th February 2015
              by Footballfan
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              Valentine doesn't give a fuck if lots of people die.
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                Posted, 11th February 2015
                by Footballfan
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                WHAT ARE GAZELLE'S PROSTHETICS MADE OF?!
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                  Posted, 20th February 2015
                  by FilmSavvy
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                  Huge machine made to send a signal across the globe using a network of satellites? Set it up with a biometeric security system. A tiny portable version with a short range? A simple switch will do.
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                    Posted, 20th February 2015
                    by FilmSavvy
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                    Why do three of the most famous spies have the same initials?
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                      Posted, 20th February 2015
                      by FilmSavvy
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                      There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
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                        Posted, 20th February 2015
                        by FilmSavvy
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                        The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.
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                          Posted, 20th February 2015
                          by FilmSavvy
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                          So I suppose this is the part where I tell you my whole plan, then think of some convoluted way to kill you, and you'll come up with an equally convoluted plan to escape? Well, it's not that kind of movie.
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                            Posted, 20th February 2015
                            by FilmSavvy
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                            I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.
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                              Posted, 20th February 2015
                              by FilmSavvy
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                              I learned that a kidnapped princess will take the word of a complete stranger that he just saved the world and will then reward him with anal sex.
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                                Posted, 11th May 2015
                                by MegaSolipsist
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                                Commodore Norrington's short lived return to feature films left me wondering if Bootstrap Bill will be cobsidered for small role in the remake of my cousin vinny starring 2 black guys that ruin things
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                                  Posted, 24th August 2015
                                  by Tom Servo
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                                  That any who has ever watched a movie should know that when one nicely dressed man who looks like a butler wants to fight 5 or more thugs, the thugs should know that he is either a total bad ass or totally crazy. Either way they should leave him alone.
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                                    Posted, 29th November 2015
                                    by john2012
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                                    Swedish Princesses are Kinky.
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                                      Posted, 29th November 2015
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                                      While shoving a hose down the u joint of a toilet might give you air to breathe your are still breathing air that is in a sewer system.
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                                        Posted, 29th November 2015
                                        by john2012
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                                        The scary thing about this movie is that there are actually people who think like Valentine.
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                                          Posted, 1st December 2015
                                          by john2012
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                                          One little problem with Valentine's plan: How do you bury or dispose of 6 billion bodies.
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                                            Posted, 1st December 2015
                                            by john2012
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