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Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Ocean's Eleven (2001)
This list was started on 28th December 2009 by Anon
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th April 2013

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Tess does not split eleven ways.
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    Posted, 19th October 2011
    by ginmar
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    The house always wins.
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      Posted, 19th October 2011
      by ginmar
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      You can't have six cards in a five-card game!
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        Posted, 19th October 2011
        by ginmar
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        Teen idols suck at poker.
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          Posted, 28th December 2009
          by Anon
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          It doesn't matter if the guy makes you laugh, as long as he doesn't amke you cry it's all good.
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            Posted, 17th March 2010
            by tenshi
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            I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.
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              Posted, 19th October 2011
              by ginmar
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              He's only suicidal in the morning.
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                Posted, 19th October 2011
                by ginmar
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                It's okay he doesn't make her laugh, because he doesn't make her cry.
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                  Posted, 19th October 2011
                  by ginmar
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                  Try to find a scene where Rusty (Brad Pitt) isn't eating something.
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                    Posted, 19th October 2011
                    by ginmar
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                    Barney Rubble... Trouble!
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                      Posted, 19th October 2011
                      by ginmar
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                      Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.
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                        Posted, 19th October 2011
                        by ginmar
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                        Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.
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                          Posted, 19th October 2011
                          by ginmar
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                          You gotta walk before you can crawl.
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                            Posted, 19th October 2011
                            by ginmar
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                            This is the best part of my day.
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                              Posted, 19th October 2011
                              by ginmar
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                              In casinos there is always someone watching.
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                                Posted, 19th October 2011
                                by ginmar
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                                Do you get out to Utah much? Check it out. I think you'd dig Provo. You could do well there.
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                                  Posted, 19th October 2011
                                  by ginmar
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                                  He went out for cigarettes and didn't come back.
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                                    Posted, 19th October 2011
                                    by ginmar
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                                    He paid his debt to society, but she never got a check.
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                                      Posted, 19th October 2011
                                      by ginmar
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                                      Rusty needs a girl. Luckily, there's a women's prison down the street.
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                                        Posted, 19th October 2011
                                        by ginmar
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                                          Posted, 28th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Check the length of your spelunking cords before attempting to rappel down an elevator shaft.
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                                            Posted, 28th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            The best way to practice is to build your own safe and the best way to fool your victim is to feed the footage of your practice session into the video surveillance system.
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                                              Posted, 28th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              Taupe is a rather soothing color.
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                                                Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                • 29th December 2009 by Anon
                                                  This made me laughXD
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                                                Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Why watch the demolition of a building right outside your window when you could be watching it on your crystal-clear high-definition television!
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                                                • 29th December 2009 by Anon
                                                  I find that rather funny too:P
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                                                Posted, 28th December 2009
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                                                  Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  A group of only a few men can do all the undercover work in a casino and none of the employees will recognize them.
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                                                    Posted, 28th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    There's a bit of a problem with robbing a casino that's in the middle of the desert.
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                                                      Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                      by tenshi
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                                                      Who the hell spends thirteen million on a suit?
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                                                        Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                        by tenshi
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                                                        Danny's idea to rob Benedict's casinos wasn't about Tess... okay, it wasn't *entirely* about Tess.
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                                                          Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                          If you think you need one more, just get one more.
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                                                            Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                            by nikkabee
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                                                            It's ok to lie if you only lied about being a thief.
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                                                              Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                              by nikkabee
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                                                              Monet and Manet painted occasionally (and were quite good).
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                                                                Posted, 28th June 2010
                                                                by BoKnowz203
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                                                                Three months after you've helped steal over 150 million dollars, you'll still be eating fast food.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                  by schweiky
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                                                                  Ten intelligent men will attempt to successfully steal hundreds of millions of dollars without even one of them killing another for a bigger share.
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                                                                    Posted, 11th July 2011
                                                                    by schweiky
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                                                                    She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
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                                                                      Posted, 19th October 2011
                                                                      by ginmar
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                                                                      Julia Robert's definitely won't notice that mobile phone in her pocket...
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                                                                        Posted, 21st May 2012
                                                                        by Feeder
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                                                                        If you are a big casino owner and someone steals from your casino, let them because your casino's got to be insured against theft.
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                                                                          Posted, 25th April 2013
                                                                          by kumar
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