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Horsemen

Horsemen
This list was started on 27th February 2015 by Garga
There are 24 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th February 2015

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Police detectives cannot find time to do anything but their jobs. They can't even be with their terminally ill wife the moment of her passing away or pay enough attention to their children.
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    Posted, 27th February 2015
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    If your father is a detective, do not expect him to take you to the Red Wings games.
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      Dennis Quaid can dip his face and half his head in the water but as soon as he pulls it out his hair is dry and combed.
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        Posted, 27th February 2015
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        Accept and support queers or expect a lot of pain.
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          Dr. Tuck has seen a lot of people cut their own heart out but the Corey's case was the closest he saw someone does that.
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            Posted, 27th February 2015
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            It's not a big deal if you find out that your son doesn't go to school, don't even bother to ask him or try to find what makes him do that.
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              When police finds a tortured body inside a house, the normal procedure is not to search the house, not even look in the closet in the same room where they find the body.
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                You can geolocate someone by the hardware of a memory chip which was digested.
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                  Magnesium burns at 4,000 degrees.
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                    Posted, 27th February 2015
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                    When police is raiding an apartment, they all charge through the front door and usually don't bother to surround the building or cover all the exits. Not even the fire scape.
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                      There are no horses.
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                      • 28th February 2015 by Garga
                        Dude do you copy the quotes and trivia from IMDB here? Fantastic!
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                      Posted, 27th February 2015
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                      How could they miss this? Sloppy fucking police work.
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                        You don't find someone like that. Someone like that finds you.
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                          14
                          Four horsemen. Four offerings. No more.
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                            15
                            Death is what happens at the end. War is everything else.
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                              She's a fucking monster.
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                                Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                Would you rather be dead or live the rest of your life without your soul mate?
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                                  Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                  Straight to DVD in the US and UK.
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                                    19
                                    Adopt oriental girls and some years later you'll find yourself in a curious relationship with them. Almost works like a charm.
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                                      Posted, 28th February 2015
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                                      If you ignore your son enough, he'll gain superpowers like he can drag your unconscious body all the way to a theater and hang himself from fish hooks 10 feet up the stage all by himself.
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                                        Posted, 28th February 2015
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                                        Dennis's son must have used Iranian Acrylic paints as they have absolutely no odor because nobody in their house smelt paint.
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                                          Posted, 28th February 2015
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                                          I have a white laptop and had a black one before, am I on the verge of becoming a killer? Where in the world they found an all green or all red laptops?
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                                            Posted, 28th February 2015
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                                            If you do not accept gays, they won't harass you, won't attack you or come to your workplace so you lose your job, none of that. They'll only hang from your balls and cut themselves open in front of you so you feel their pain.
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                                            • 28th February 2015 by Garga
                                              ...hang YOU from your balls... Damn! how can I edit my posts?
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                                            lateral striated trauma, the pliers slipping marks only occur when the victim is alive during the tooth extraction. The pliers never slip on the dead teeth.
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                                              Posted, 28th February 2015
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