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Furious 7

Furious 7
This list was started on 7th April 2015 by Splicer
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th May 2016

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When a random drone is shooting cars and blowing up buildings for over 20 minutes, no government military entity will do anything about it. In fact the only form of law enforcement that will show up is a bounty hunter federal agent who discharged himself from a hospital.
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    Posted, 8th April 2015
    by ogkillergreen
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    If CPR fails, hold your loved one and cry, by the rules of movies the loved one will come back to life
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      Posted, 7th April 2015
      by Splicer
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      If you see a rare 1 out of 7 ever made car, be sure to smash it up within 30 minutes of getting it
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        Posted, 7th April 2015
        by Splicer
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        When you find yourself cornered on a cliff edge with a valuable asset in your car just drive off the cliff, being a main character will ensure you walk off without even a bruise
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          Posted, 7th April 2015
          by Splicer
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          Flexing a broken arm will destroy the cast and magically heal your bones
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          • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
            The Rock is a miracle man
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          Posted, 7th April 2015
          by Splicer
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          A bomb planted outside a house holds the power to make the entire inside of the house explode too, but not the car in the attached garage, that remains pristine
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          • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
            knowing how serious those guys are about their cas the garage was probably made of reinforced steel or adamantium
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          Posted, 7th April 2015
          by Splicer
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          The best way to ensure your comatose brothers safety in hospital is to destroy most the hospital and every police officer there
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            Posted, 7th April 2015
            by Splicer
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            A mini gun stolen from a crashed/crushed military drone will work perfectly when picked up because ACTION MOVIE
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              Posted, 7th April 2015
              by Splicer
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              when the man trying to kill your entire team keeps showing up on your tasks that you're doing and almost ruining everything, just ignore him, even if the only reason your doing these tasks is to get help to kill him
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                Posted, 7th April 2015
                by Splicer
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                A leader of a terrorist group will always give you a countdown before shooting you.
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                  Posted, 7th April 2015
                  by ogkillergreen
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                  Why shoot a guy you're trying to kill when you can just have a street fight?
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                  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
                    Because the street always wins.
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                  Posted, 7th April 2015
                  by ogkillergreen
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                  nobody did any research on Dubai for the film, they just assumed everybody could legally drink and run around half naked 24/7
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                  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
                    You can't? I just sold my business and booked a ticket there...
                  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                    you can if you pay enough
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                  Posted, 9th April 2015
                  by Splicer
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                  Not only can Hobbs identify a vest full of grenades dangling from a chopper 100 feet in the air, but he can also shoot them with perfect aim.
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                  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                    by the laws of badassery this is deemed to be a legit skill of a known badass
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                  Posted, 10th April 2015
                  by ogkillergreen
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                  Physics are nowhere near as powerful as engines
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                    Posted, 7th April 2015
                    by Splicer
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                    If your convoy of 2 SUV's 2 cars and a bus is attacked be sure to put armour piercing bullets in the only guns that can't face backwards
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                      Posted, 7th April 2015
                      by Splicer
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                      The cross that Dom gives to his friends is secretly cursed and causes horrific car accidents to anyone in possession of it
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                        Posted, 7th April 2015
                        by Splicer
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                        flying from tower to tower in a stolen Hyper car won't raise any suspicions with Dubai authorities
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                        • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                          why should it, stuff like that happens in dubai every week
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                        Posted, 7th April 2015
                        by Splicer
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                        In a fist fight between The Rock and Jason Statham, Jason will have the upper hand for most of the battle.
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                          Posted, 22nd May 2015
                          by Footballfan
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                          He gate crashed the funeral, the heist, the party... and a world tour is necessary because...
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                            Posted, 29th May 2015
                            by third wheel
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                            Vin Diesel's white flannel shirt will stay pure white for the majority of a street fight.
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                              Posted, 2nd July 2015
                              by Arielle139
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                              According to Dom, words ain't even been invented yet for what he plans to do to Deckard Shaw. Are you sure about that, Dom? Are you sure there aren't words for beat up, incapacitate, and send to prison?
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                                Posted, 17th September 2015
                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                Racing in Tokyo will cause you to visibly age 10 years.
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                                  Posted, 17th September 2015
                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                  Cars don't fly.
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                                    Posted, 13th May 2016
                                    by Footballfan
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                                    You know the funny thing about street fights? The street always wins.
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                                      Posted, 13th May 2016
                                      by Footballfan
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                                      When you have the perfect opportunity to push someone out of the back of a bus to his death, ignore that opportunity and just pull him back so he can fight you.
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                                        Posted, 13th May 2016
                                        by Footballfan
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                                        All of Dom's crew endlessly destroy cars, beat people up and presumably kill them, but he still insists they aren't killers.
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                                          Posted, 13th May 2016
                                          by Footballfan
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                                          They made Roman fall out of the plane only to tell him once he landed that they don't need him.
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                                            Posted, 13th May 2016
                                            by Footballfan
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                                            If you stand on top of a parking garage and stomp your foot really hard, the whole thing will collapse.
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                                              Posted, 13th May 2016
                                              by Footballfan
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                                              They gave The Rock the same treatment as Paul Giamatti in Amazing Spider-Man 2 by cramming him into the beginning and end of the movie so they could put his name on a poster.
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                                                Posted, 13th May 2016
                                                by Footballfan
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