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Avengers - Age of Ultron

Avengers - Age of Ultron
This list was started on 24th April 2015 by Ku7uk
There are 75 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th September 2015

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The Falcon might as well stay at home, as we dont need two token black men.
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  • 1st May 2015 by agentdc7
    LOL. I was thinking this when we only saw War Machine.
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Posted, 24th April 2015
by Ku7uk
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Jarvis in Agent Carter is played by James D'arcy who played Lt. Tom Pullings in Master and Commander. Jarvis in this movie is played by Paul Bettany who played the Ships Doctor in Master and Commander. In future movies maybe Jarvis will be played by Russell Crowe.
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    Posted, 9th May 2015
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    Scarlet Witch can have whatever powers help move the plot along.
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    • 8th June 2015 by smartguy360
      to be fair she is ridiculously powerful in the comics
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    Posted, 24th April 2015
    by Ku7uk
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    Black Widows hand pistols can blow Ultron robots apart like butter. But the police with assualt rifles don't even scratch them.
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    Posted, 25th April 2015
    by Ku7uk
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    Falcon, where were you when we needed you earlier?
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      Posted, 1st May 2015
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      Count on Captain America to keep the language to PG-13.
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        Posted, 2nd May 2015
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        If there's one way you can trust Vision after just meeting him, it's when he's worthy to yield Thor's Hammer.
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        • 23rd May 2015 by FilmSavvy
          Mjolnir is a great judge of character. You know, for a block of space metal attached to a Wii Remote strap.
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        Posted, 2nd May 2015
        by agentdc7
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        Hawkeye is the only Avenger with decent hearing. No one else could hear Scarlet Witch walking right up to them and casting a spell.
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          Posted, 3rd May 2015
          by agentdc7
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          If you cause a rampaging Hulk destroy an entire city, you can be an Avenger!
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            Posted, 21st July 2015
            by micahvreed
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            If your married to an Avenger, then you know all about every highly classified mission, because your marriage is above high level security clearance.
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              Posted, 21st July 2015
              by micahvreed
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              Homicidal Robots also have a sence of humour.
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                Posted, 24th April 2015
                by Ku7uk
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                You can deactivate the wi-fi card in a single robot, and the others will be affected as well.
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                Posted, 24th April 2015
                by Ku7uk
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                Captain America doesnt like bad language, he also seems to have given up on using a gun because what use would that be in a fight to the death?
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                  Posted, 24th April 2015
                  by Ku7uk
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                  There are no strings on Ultron, as they have all been Photoshopped out in editing. There were tons of them on him though during filming.
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                    Posted, 24th April 2015
                    by Ku7uk
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                    Quicksilver is so fast, he can catch bullets out of the air. Until it really counts. Pity he seems to have lost his ability to heal just as fast also.
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                    • 8th June 2015 by smartguy360
                      i thought that was the most bogus thing about this movie
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                    Posted, 24th April 2015
                    by Ku7uk
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                    Hawkeye likes to wear body armour, but has removed the sleeves and hood as those parts of the body don't need protecting. But when he gets shots, it's in the armour making it pretty much redudent anyway.
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                      Posted, 24th April 2015
                      by Ku7uk
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                      Hawkeye will never-ever run out of arrows, as he has the unlimited ammo cheat code built into his character.
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                      • 1st May 2015 by FilmSavvy
                        Either that or SHIELD stole my idea for Collapsible Arrows
                      • 1st May 2015 by FilmSavvy
                        Either that or SHIELD stole my idea for Collapsible Arrows
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                      Posted, 24th April 2015
                      by Ku7uk
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                      When Iron Man blew up all his suits in the last film and vowed to stop fighting, he was just kidding.
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                        Posted, 24th April 2015
                        by Ku7uk
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                        When you have two super geniuses, and a hulk monster that goes off on a rampage, don't bother putting a GPS tracking devise in him.
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                          Posted, 24th April 2015
                          by Ku7uk
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                          Hawkeye uses an Axe to cut wood for his fire. Instead of using an arrow?
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                          • 4th July 2015 by smartguy360
                            he's hawkeye not green arrow
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                          Posted, 24th April 2015
                          by Ku7uk
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                          Thor has an army he can call upon in Asguard, but don't bother calling them when facing a robot army about to destroy the world.
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                            Posted, 24th April 2015
                            by Ku7uk
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                            Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch can put aside their personal vendetta against Stark, even though he killed their family, orphanige, and he invented Ultron that killed 'someone they love'. Yet all is forgiven because?
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                              Posted, 24th April 2015
                              by Ku7uk
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                              The battery on my phone dies with five hours of constant use. Ultron seems to have invented a battery that goes on forever. Please give him a job at apple.
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                                Posted, 25th April 2015
                                by Ku7uk
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                                Ultron assimilating JARVIS in order to function properly apparently also required copying his snarkiness.
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                                  Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                  Don't mention puny Banner.
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                                    Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                    Ultron can't actually throw up in his mouth.
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                                      Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                      I just cut off your hand? I think it'll be fine.
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                                      • 1st May 2015 by agentdc7
                                        The KLAAAAAWWWWWW!
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                                      Posted, 1st May 2015
                                      by FilmSavvy
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                                      Elevator's not worthy.
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                                        Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                        If you are looking for a needle in a haystack, bring a magnet.
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                                          Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                          Hulk will never, EVER let a villain finish heir sentences.
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                                            Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                            Hawkeye isn't a fan of being brainwashed.
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                                              Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                              Captain America doesn't like profanity. Except when he does.
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                                                Posted, 1st May 2015
                                                by FilmSavvy
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                                                If we constantly see scenes of Hawkeye and his family worried about his safety in the future, it foreshadows him NOT dying.
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                                                  Posted, 1st May 2015
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  A Hulk fist bump is so awesome, it will shatter all the nearby glass and knock you off your feet.
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                                                    Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                    If you knocked out Hulk's tooth, you better apologize to him.
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                                                      Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                      Tony doesn't want you stealing any of his wood.
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                                                        Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                        Vision is worthy.
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                                                          If an android has a green and red body, might as well throw on a gold cape to make it even more colorful.
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                                                          • 8th June 2015 by smartguy360
                                                            he's a robot so the no cape thing doesn't apply to him
                                                          • 9th May 2015 by john2012
                                                            To quote Edna from The Incredibles "NO CAPE"
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                                                          Posted, 1st May 2015
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Avengers tower has super speed sneakers, underarmour, and red witch jackets in stock just in case.
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                                                            Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                            If Ultron drinks a Vibranium cocktail, he's been roiding.
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                                                              Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                              Black Widow has some amazing grip strength. Or maybe the Hulk has sticky skin?
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                                                                Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                                There always that one last kid that needs saving.
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                                                                  Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                                  Fury's Helicarrier defenses include 1 War Machine. And that's it.
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                                                                    Posted, 1st May 2015
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    Mjolnir is terribly well balanced.
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                                                                      Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                                      When Hulk is going nuts in the city. Stick around and watch the battle instead of running for your lives.
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                                                                        Posted, 1st May 2015
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        If Starks wants to smash Hulk into a building, he makes sure it's empty first........ unlike Superman.
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                                                                          Posted, 1st May 2015
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                                                                          Stan Lee likes him some 1000 year old whiskey. Excelsior!
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                                                                            Posted, 1st May 2015
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            If you see someone driving an Audi early in the film, 100% chances are Stark will be pulling up in one at the very end of the film. Probably an R8.
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                                                                              Posted, 1st May 2015
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              There was a glowing YELLOW infinity stone inside of Loki's BLUE scepter.
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                                                                                Posted, 2nd May 2015
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                                                                                When the helicarrier shows up, recycle the music from the previous film.
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                                                                                  Posted, 2nd May 2015
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                                                                                  The trailers has A LOT of different scenes.
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                                                                                    Posted, 2nd May 2015
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    If you had a 'vision' of the mind stone and there is now an android born from it, let's call him 'Vision'. I guess he could have been named Hallucination or Mind F**k too.
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                                                                                      Posted, 2nd May 2015
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                                                                                      Scarlet Witch is like Jean Grey for the MCU. She has 2 unrelated powers.
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                                                                                        Posted, 2nd May 2015
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                                                                                        If the Avengers/Shield home base gets compromised, choose another random location and make another one.
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                                                                                          Posted, 2nd May 2015
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                                                                                          If your bike does not have a horn, just say BEEP BEEP!
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                                                                                            Posted, 2nd May 2015
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                                                                                            If you throw someone out of a falling car back up to where they started, all their limbs will stay intact.
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd May 2015
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                                                                                              Ultron can feel physical pain.
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                                                                                                Posted, 5th May 2015
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                                                                                                Asking Ultron if that is all he's got is a Bad Idea.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2015
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                                                                                                  If the sun's getting real low, the Hulk likes to tickle someone's hand.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2015
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                                                                                                    Do NOT examine the physics of a town falling into the earth. It never helps.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                                      by maffyd
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                                                                                                      Orphans are easily swayed by mad, genocidal robots.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2015
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                                                                                                        Hawkeye loves DIY.
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                                                                                                          Scarlet Witch can inflict future film plots on her enemies.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2015
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                                                                                                            Vision needs to download the Incredibles and see what happens to Super Heroes with Capes.
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                                                                                                            • 23rd May 2015 by FilmSavvy
                                                                                                              Thankfully, though, he can alter his density too phase through the turbines
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                                                                                                            Posted, 9th May 2015
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                                                                                                            Joss Whedon knows that everyone loves to see Hulk on screen. That's why he makes us wait by making him the last one to show up to a battle.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 26th May 2015
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                                                                                                              When your male sounding talking computer becomes sentient, create a female sounding talking computer so that when she becomes sentient, they can fall in love.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 21st July 2015
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                                                                                                                The Hulk is not that indestructible. If you punch him hard, he'll lose a tooth or two.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th September 2015
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                                                                                                                  Eastern Europeans don't like American peacekeeper robots.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th September 2015
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                                                                                                                    If you cover a big ass fort on top of a mountain with a friggin' shield generator, make sure to put the power source where the shield does not cover.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th September 2015
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                                                                                                                      Metal face robots have flexible lips. Not weird or distracting at all but when you notice them you can't think of anything else.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th September 2015
                                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                                        If you are infertile because your womb is surgically removed you'll be considered a monster.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th September 2015
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                                                                                                                          If you got caught or kidnapped just tap two random wires together, Jeremy Renner will find your exact location using a radio from other side of the world. Because science and stuff.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th September 2015
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                                                                                                                            Ultron is the worst kidnapper ever. He'll let you know where you are being kept, doesn't tie you and leaves a thingy with wires with you so you can build a Morse code transmitter.
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