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Jurrasic World

Jurrasic World
This list was started on 11th June 2015 by Ku7uk
There are 52 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th May 2016

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A woman in high heels, can out run a T-Rex in a race.
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    Posted, 12th June 2015
    by Ku7uk
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    Children will run away from their guardian, ignore the return to base demand, go off the track into a dangerous dinosaur jungle and yet were suppose to route for them and NOT the dinosaur?
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      Posted, 11th June 2015
      by Ku7uk
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      Pleading with a Raptor, telling it your on the same side wont work.
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        Posted, 12th June 2015
        by Ku7uk
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        Don't have safety areas for people to run in, just in case a dinosaur gets lose.
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          Posted, 15th June 2015
          by catmunch1
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          If you see claw marks on the wall, walk into a dangerous killer dinosaur cage to take a closer look. Because maybe being nearer to them, you will see something different than what you could see from behind the safety glass wall.
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            Posted, 11th June 2015
            by Ku7uk
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            Super dinosaur can turn off its own body heat and hide from all the cameras, even though it can have no idea that is how we are watching it, or that the trick will work.
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              Posted, 11th June 2015
              by Ku7uk
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              When entering the dinosaur cage through a normal door that a dino cannot fit through, exit through a giant door that it can get through, because that makes perfect security sense.
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                Posted, 11th June 2015
                by Ku7uk
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                At Christmas, its okay to send off your two children alone on a plane, to meet an aunt that havent seen in seven years, ask her to not do her job to babysit, and both parents just stay at home, because why should family be together during the holidays?
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                  Posted, 12th June 2015
                  by Ku7uk
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                  When Zara gets killed - who cares? In fact lets celebrate with a kiss!
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                    Posted, 12th June 2015
                    by Ku7uk
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                    A lever action rifle can fire multiple times with out pulling the lever.
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                      Posted, 15th June 2015
                      by catmunch1
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                      When riding a motorcycle through the jungle at 50 mph, the motorcycle will ride smooth in close ups.
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                        Posted, 15th June 2015
                        by catmunch1
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                        Never shut doors behind you when being chased by dinosaurs.
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                          Posted, 15th June 2015
                          by catmunch1
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                          Don't use the clicker thing anymore in the movie to try to get the raptors under control.
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                            Posted, 15th June 2015
                            by catmunch1
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                            Jimmy Fallon still isn't funny.
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                              Posted, 13th May 2016
                              by Footballfan
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                              You can run through the jungle in high heels.
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                                Posted, 11th June 2015
                                by Ku7uk
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                                There is only one helicopter pilot on an isolated Island.
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                                  Posted, 11th June 2015
                                  by Ku7uk
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                                  Holes in the fence, big enough for balls to drive through just appear when they help the plot.
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                                    Posted, 11th June 2015
                                    by Ku7uk
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                                    Velociraptors, T-Rex and Sea Monsters and Humans can work together in harmony.
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                                      Posted, 11th June 2015
                                      by Ku7uk
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                                      A car that has been abandoned for over 20 years, can be fixed by teenagers, and the petrol won't have gone dead.
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                                        Posted, 11th June 2015
                                        by Ku7uk
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                                        Velociraptors won't eat humans if they pull a funny face and tell them not too.
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                                          Posted, 11th June 2015
                                          by Ku7uk
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                                          In a dangerous Safari park of the future, with killer Dinosaurs in it - dont mother with mounted watch towers with guns , or drones to take care of "problems".
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                                            Posted, 11th June 2015
                                            by Ku7uk
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                                            The electric fence of the first film is not really needed in this film.
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                                              Posted, 11th June 2015
                                              by Ku7uk
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                                              When hunting a super killer dinosaur, go at it with stun guns and non-lethal weapons. What could possibly go wrong?
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                                                Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                by Ku7uk
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                                                When you jump in the water in Dinosaur land, the dinosaur will not follow, nor will there be any different dinosaurs in there to eat you.
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                                                  Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                  by Ku7uk
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                                                  Mobile Phones will stop working at the exact moment that you need them to.
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                                                    Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                    by Ku7uk
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                                                    The gyroball ride, where you can drive amongst the dinosaurs only has one staff member working at it.
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                                                      Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                      by Ku7uk
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                                                      A dinosaur can claw out an implanted GPS implant devise, even though its arms are not big enough to reach any part of its own body to do just that.
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                                                        Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                        by Ku7uk
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                                                        The ex special forces security staff you hired were a waste of money.
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                                                          Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                          by Ku7uk
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                                                          Chain steel fences designed to keep dinosaurs in, will just magically open upon being touched by a car.
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                                                            Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                            by Ku7uk
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                                                            A 17 year old teenager somehow knows how to fix a car and drive it. Because it was either learning how to do that or just look awkwardly at women all day and ignore his brother while in a theme park.
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                                                              Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                              by Ku7uk
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                                                              In the Seaworld section, the fish dinosaur won't eat humans even when stood on the edge of the pool. But when a killer dinosaur is stood close to the same spot, it will happily eat that as it serves the plot.
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                                                                Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                                by Ku7uk
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                                                                Security in the main control room is so slack, that anyone can just walk in. They just have one guy stood at the door asking 'do you have a pass'. They don't even bother locking any of the doors.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th June 2015
                                                                  by Ku7uk
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                                                                  12 year old boys are allowed to carry matches with them, on a plane and around a theme park.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th June 2015
                                                                    by Ku7uk
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                                                                    Velocoraptors can communicate with humans and tell them to 'go inside'.
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                                                                      Posted, 12th June 2015
                                                                      by Ku7uk
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                                                                      The secretary of the worlds biggest theme park does not know how the 'find my phone' app works.
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                                                                        Posted, 12th June 2015
                                                                        by Ku7uk
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                                                                        It can switch from day to night in seconds.
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                                                                          Posted, 12th June 2015
                                                                          by Ku7uk
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                                                                          The T-Rex habitat is located next to the main tourism village and gift shops, with just one door that a mad man in the control room can open whenever they want. Had they not learnt anything from JP1?
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                                                                            Posted, 12th June 2015
                                                                            by Ku7uk
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                                                                            Toddlers are allowed to ride the baby Dinosaurs, just like their allowed to ride baby lions in a zoo.
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                                                                            • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
                                                                              The dinosaurs they were allowed to interact with were herbivores. Lions are not herbivores.
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                                                                            Posted, 12th June 2015
                                                                            by Ku7uk
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                                                                            The opening scene is set at Christmas time, with snow and Christmas music. But don't worry, it will be a tropical summer within seconds.
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                                                                              Posted, 12th June 2015
                                                                              by Ku7uk
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                                                                              Fire the bazooka after the dinosaur is running away out of range.
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                                                                                Posted, 15th June 2015
                                                                                by catmunch1
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                                                                                Don't shoot the raptor that is in front of you staring at another person, just watch!
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                                                                                  Posted, 15th June 2015
                                                                                  by catmunch1
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                                                                                  On an island of giant killer dinosaurs, all you have is small arms to kill them.
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                                                                                    Posted, 15th June 2015
                                                                                    by catmunch1
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                                                                                    Raptors will turn on you, then they will be sorry and love you again.
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                                                                                      Posted, 15th June 2015
                                                                                      by catmunch1
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                                                                                      Raptors and T-rex will fight together as friends.
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                                                                                        Posted, 15th June 2015
                                                                                        by catmunch1
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                                                                                        Release a t-rex on top of all the other killer dinosaurs lose, yeah that's a good idea!
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                                                                                        • 22nd June 2015 by smartguy360
                                                                                          it worked she attacked indominus rex
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                                                                                        Posted, 15th June 2015
                                                                                        by catmunch1
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                                                                                        Shooting flying dinosaurs down with a rifle that fires a single bullet, that's some great shooting!
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                                                                                          Posted, 15th June 2015
                                                                                          by catmunch1
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                                                                                          Even after 22 years, no one bothered to clean up the destroyed skeletons or fallen banner in the original Visitor Center.
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                                                                                            Posted, 17th June 2015
                                                                                            by username
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                                                                                            When being chased by a giant, vicious dinosaur, hesitate to jump from atop a waterfall (your only alternative to not being immediately devoured) and gently discuss your fears before jumping at the last second.
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                                                                                              Posted, 19th June 2015
                                                                                              by Xynauzer
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                                                                                              When 3 dinosaurs are having a final showdown, keep running towards the fight in order to frustrate the audience, instead of getting the hell out of there!
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                                                                                                Posted, 19th June 2015
                                                                                                by Xynauzer
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                                                                                                A raptor is a lot harder to befriend, then a wolf.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 1st July 2015
                                                                                                  by Punchingbag
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                                                                                                  A theme park that builds and showcases dinosaurs will still have crappy phone reception.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 13th May 2016
                                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                                    A bird's foot looks very alike to a dinosaur's foot.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 13th May 2016
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