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The Birdcage

The Birdcage
This list was started on 18th June 2015 by zikzak393
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Proper South Beach cocktail trays are lit up with neon.
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    Posted, 18th June 2015
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    When the chef picks up the chicken off the floor and put it back on the plate, turn and leave the kitchen.
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      When you are the younger Kennedys, you'll get a free round of coffee.
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        Armand made Albert fat, insecure, middle-aged as well as short.
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          Threatening to put on Carmen will transform Albert into Starina.
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            Aspirin with the A & S scratched off is a great placebo.
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              White wine means an Affair.
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                When there are 150 people to see Starina, half of them will probably be Kennedys.
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                  When your fiancé's family runs a Drag Club, that means they're on the Council of Cultural Arts.
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                    ...and they're a cultural attaché to Greece.
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                      When you toast your the future of your son and daughter in law, try not to break the glass.
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                        South Beach isn't anything like Palm Beach even if it's two minutes from Jeb Bush's home.
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                          When the Schneckin beckons.
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                            Sludge makes a nice change from coffee.
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                              Turkish coffee is not sludge.
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                                Armand is afraid of Agador's Guatemalanness.
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                                  Guatemalanness is short, or actually, long for ''Heat''.
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                                    Miss Porter misspelled 'porno' as 'pronto'.
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                                      When your cofounder of the Coalition for Moral Order dies in the bed of an under-aged black prostitute, your political career is either over or changed.
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                                        Even though you may look kind of funny when you die, so long as you're smiling, the hooker won't worry.
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                                          It doesn't appear to be hard to get the Pope's blessing.
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                                            Armand is not related to Tish and Bobo Coleman.
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                                              A big White Wedding will help to restore Senator Keeley's image.
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                                                Albert is an artist, not a cheap drag queen trying to get laughs.
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                                                  If chewing gum helps one to think, then it's a waste of gum.
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                                                    You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.
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                                                      There have been a lot of tasteless jokes going around about the death of Senator Jackson. And here's another one...
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                                                        Just smile, wave and give the peace signs to the camera, you won't look like Nixon.
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                                                          Albert can't play it straight.
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                                                            You take your knife and you smear the mustard. Men smear.
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                                                              Walking like John Wayne is easy for a gay man.
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                                                                There are no straight maids in South Beach.
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                                                                  Armand's first and only sexual experience with a woman lasted from 2:30 to 3:45, two times.
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                                                                    Albert drives at 20 miles per hour with the parking brake on.
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                                                                      The under-aged prostitutes name is Natumbundra.
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                                                                        Senator Jackson's last words were, ''Your money is on the dresser, Chocolate.''
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                                                                          Armand's Grandfather killed himself at 30 and he wore grey dark pinstriped suits. No connection.
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                                                                            Pink socks add a little hint of color.
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                                                                              Albert is just... a 'Guy'.
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                                                                                Shoes make Agador fall down.
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                                                                                  Hell has a crucifix in it.
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                                                                                    The Senator doesn't know how to make small talk without boring everyone.
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                                                                                      Armand sweats like a farm animal.
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                                                                                        Greek dinner ware has young men playing leap frog.
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                                                                                          Live on Fisher Island, get buried in Palm Beach.
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                                                                                            Someone has to like Louise best!
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                                                                                              No one will dance with the Senator.
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                                                                                                A white dress will make the Senator look fat.
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                                                                                                  The Senator doesn't want to be the only girl not dancing.
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                                                                                                    The drive won't pick up a drag queen for even a million dollars.
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