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Poltergeist (2015)

Poltergeist (2015)
This list was started on 27th June 2015 by ogkillergreen
There are 10 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th February 2017

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When you just got laid off and your wife is a stay at home mom/writer, buy a brand new big house.
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    Posted, 27th June 2015
    by ogkillergreen
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    Why pay off your two credit cards that got denied when you can buy expensive jewelry, an iPhone and a drone?
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      Posted, 27th June 2015
      by ogkillergreen
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      The whole neighborhood is on top of a cemetery, but only one house can be haunted.
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      • 24th February 2017 by Wujek Spenser
        Maybe they didn't have the right TV?
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      Posted, 27th June 2015
      by ogkillergreen
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      Kids having imaginary friends is.....normal.
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        Posted, 27th June 2015
        by ogkillergreen
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        Everybody except the actual family members seem concerned that a girl might be permanently stuck in another dimension.
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          Posted, 27th June 2015
          by ogkillergreen
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          Waste time arguing about who will go into the demon world and you might not pay attention to the fact that your son just ran in there.
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            Posted, 27th June 2015
            by ogkillergreen
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            When your phone is mysteriously fried, blame your little brother who's not known to mess with your phone, even though the night before you had a freaky electrical issue with your house.
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              Posted, 27th June 2015
              by ogkillergreen
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              If you are glued to your ipad and run into something, blame whoever left it there, even though it's in a spot that only a person glued to there ipad could really run into it.
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                Posted, 27th June 2015
                by ogkillergreen
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                There are more ropes in this movie than jaws 2 [the jawsing]
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                  Posted, 17th August 2015
                  by Tom Servo
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                  When a little girl is easy to befriend as poltergeist you'll still have to fuck with the whole house and its residents to lure her into a wardobe.
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                    Posted, 24th February 2017
                    by Wujek Spenser
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