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San Andreas

San Andreas
This list was started on 28th June 2015 by P4PZ
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This list was last updated on 22nd April 2016

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Inveiling a giant American flag isn't overdoing American propaganda.
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Posted, 28th June 2015
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Tell your estranged wife it's been while since they made it to second base.
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    Posted, 28th June 2015
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    Having several earthquakes going off at the same time in California is not a normal day.
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    • 12th July 2015 by john2012
      Actually California experiences multiple earthquakes everyday. They are just small and very deep so we don't feel them.
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    Posted, 28th June 2015
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    A half-black, half-Samoan man can give birth to a 100% white daughter.
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    • 30th October 2015 by Moloch
      I guess if the wife is Italian, the daughter could also be.
    • 10th July 2015 by Riyter
      Not genetically possible . Hollywood believes audiences will only be concerned about blonde children.
    • 4th July 2015 by smartguy360
      maybe he was a white guy with as tan, or her genes were just stronger than his
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    Posted, 28th June 2015
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    It's OK to abandon your duties in L.A. to save your family
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      Kylie Minogue's youth serum is finally running out.
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        Posted, 28th June 2015
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        When the ground is failing apart right under me, that's the best time to get my looting on, especially for superficial items like clothes and TV's.
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          Posted, 28th June 2015
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          Texting and driving is only dangerous when rocks are falling off the cliff.
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            Posted, 28th June 2015
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            If the roof your standing on falls from under you and you drop three floors you can walk away with nothing but a little ringing in your ears!
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              Posted, 28th June 2015
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              Some Brits talk with an Australian accent.
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                Posted, 28th June 2015
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                Only drive your boat up a tsunami at a 90 degree angle if you're certain there isn't a freighter at the crest of the wave.
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                  Posted, 28th June 2015
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                  CPR can instantly heal a person if you use it for a while. Just keep performing for minutes and that person will be ok with no internal damage.
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                    Posted, 28th June 2015
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                    They went with the Disney formula by having a guy fall in love with a girl in one day without knowing one damn thing about each other.
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                      Posted, 28th June 2015
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                      An inland quake can cause a Tsnami.
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                        Posted, 28th June 2015
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                        You can submerge an entire city with an 80 foot high tsunami and leave no bodies floating anywhere.
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                        • 4th July 2015 by smartguy360
                          the rock saved everyone when he was flying around in the helicopter
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                        Posted, 28th June 2015
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                        Dead chauffeurs don't matter.
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                          Finally, a disaster movie in which the black man does not die first.
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                            Posted, 28th June 2015
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                            California, the third largest state, only has one journalist and one cameraman reporting this news.
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                              Posted, 28th June 2015
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                              Avalanches also do not like listening to Taylor Swift when driving.
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                                Cal-Tech students will not seek safety during a tsunami or earthquake if they can get an 'A' for hacking media.
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                                  Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                  Dwayne Johnson can pilot boats, helicopters, planes with equal skill and ease.
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                                    Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                    Propellers on outboard motors do not get fouled with Debris, Bodies, Flotsam, Etc. when you are boating around a ruined city.
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                                      Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                      Putting your Helicopter on 'Auto Hover' meand tons of airborne dirt & debris that rise up to meet you after an Earthquake will not foul the engine and drop you like a stone.
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                                        Structures wait for essential characters to exit them, then immediately collapse.
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                                          Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                          A bridge or a floor will collapse in a chain reaction advancing at the exact same speed as the person running from it about a foot away.
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                                            Finally, a movie scientist who isn't a stereotype.
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                                              A deep gash on your thigh will only slow you down for about an hour or so. After that you can easily run up stairs while carrying your little brother, or bang on a glass wall with a heavy object.
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                                                You will be able to enter and start any vehicle you happen upon, plane, boat, etc. with or without keys.
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                                                  Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                  No matter where you are in the aftermath of a tsunami, you're guaranteed to end up in an unfinished building, on the floor that just so happens to have a refrigerator nearby filled with Aquafina water and Pepsi.
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                                                    Natural disasters will mend any broken marriage.
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                                                      Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                      Bringing your little brother to a job interview will help you get the girl.
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                                                        Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                        It's completely plausible that you can find your daughter within an hour or two because you just know where she will go.
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                                                          Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                          An earthquake so big that was supposed to be felt on the east coast left CAL tech relatively unscathed.
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                                                            Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                            All CAL tech students own Apples.
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                                                              After surviving an earthquake at the Hoover Dam so devastating that all the local infrastructure was likely destroyed, Paul Giamatti can be back in his Pasadena office in just a few short hours.
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                                                                Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                                An earthquake can lay waste to the Hoover Dam but not be felt in Southern California.
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                                                                  Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                                  Don't be a jerk or you may walk out of a rooftop restaurant door and fall to your death / be crushed by a shipping container dropped by a vertical container ship.
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                                                                    Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                                    If you're an elderly couple and headed in one direction to see your son but stop just before driving into a crevasse, exchanging your nearby plane for a different car will help you remember that your son actually lives in the other direction.
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                                                                      Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                                      AT&T field is the closest possible place to parachute on one's way to Coit Tower.
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                                                                        Posted, 28th June 2015
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                                                                        Nobody else in the entire city of San Francisco needs to be picked up by boat after a 50-foot tsunami hits, or will even around to see the boat coming or going.
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                                                                          If you can't move the door blockage the first or second time, suffering through the family's second drowning can help you find the strength to move it successfully.
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                                                                            They keep making these disaster movies about earthquakes and California. Except that the only place more prepared to survive a massive earthquake is Japan. Now make a movie about a 5 or 6 Earthquake on the east coast and then you will see some serious damage. All of those 300 year old brick and mortar buildings will not stand a chance
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                                                                              Posted, 12th July 2015
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                                                                              Earthquakes don't kill People, People who build weak buildings kill people.
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                                                                                Posted, 12th July 2015
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                                                                                When you are a helicopter pilot trying to escape high buildings crashing around your chopper, it is ok to squeeze your eyes really tight so you don't see them fall.
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                                                                                  Posted, 16th August 2015
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                                                                                  Dwayne Johnson is the only person of color in the LA-San Francisco area (well, now that the Asian earthquake guy is dead).
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                                                                                    Posted, 16th August 2015
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                                                                                    When you barely escape driving into a crevasse, it is a good idea to get out of your car and stand, dumbly, at its edge rather than backing your car up at the highest possible speed to get away from imminent death.
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                                                                                      Posted, 16th August 2015
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                                                                                      We now know where Rickon Stark has been hiding out for the past two or so years--appparently he's been spending time with his other family.
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                                                                                        Posted, 17th August 2015
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                                                                                        At the end of the movie Dwayne Johnson needs to find a lawyer cause he is looking a serious time for theft of government property, Car jacking and piracy.
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                                                                                          Posted, 22nd April 2016
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