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Jurassic World

Jurassic World
This list was started on 3rd July 2015 by P4PZ
There are 73 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th March 2016

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All is happy and good when the 2 leads walk out into the light together at the end. That's all that matters. Never mind the 100s of lawsuits for several deaths, implosion of your theme park, and possible criminal charges.
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    Posted, 7th July 2015
    by agentdc7
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    A woman can out run a gigantic hybrid dinosaur in heels.
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    Posted, 3rd July 2015
    by P4PZ
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    You can start up a jeep up with gasoline that's 22-years-old.
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    • 2nd August 2015 by tcrosley
      and a battery that's the same age.
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    Posted, 3rd July 2015
    by P4PZ
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    2 kids will know how to fix a car that was made before they were even born. Thank god they worked on their grandpa's old car that one time.
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      Posted, 18th July 2015
      by ogkillergreen
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      Your target audience for your park is CHILDREN & TEENS. Do you really think they wont wander off in SELF-CONTROLLED bubble machines?
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        Posted, 18th July 2015
        by ogkillergreen
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        Dinosaurs and humans fighting evil together for the common good.
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          Posted, 2nd October 2015
          by wukwasa
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          A helicopter gunner can't hit a giant dinosaur with a minigun.
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            Posted, 6th July 2015
            by catmunch1
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            You can ride a motorcycle through the jungle at night doing 50 mph without even a bump!
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              Posted, 6th July 2015
              by catmunch1
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              Just stand there and watch a raptor kill someone instead of shooting it.
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                Posted, 6th July 2015
                by catmunch1
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                A giant water dinosaur will only jump the railing to eat other dinosaurs, not humans.
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                  Posted, 6th July 2015
                  by catmunch1
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                  If a guy falls some 40 feet nearly head first, he will be all right. At worst, he will just be scared.
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                    Posted, 7th July 2015
                    by agentdc7
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                    In almost every Jurassic movie flying dinosaurs are let loose. Where to they go? Are we supposed to believe they just stay put on the islands?
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                      Posted, 18th July 2015
                      by ogkillergreen
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                      When there are flying pterosaurs terrorizing and killing people, you will always have time to kiss and explain to your nephews who that person is.
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                        Posted, 18th July 2015
                        by ogkillergreen
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                        When you can't see a dinosaur in it's cage, but you notice scratch marks on the wall, immediately assume it escaped and don't bother double checking. I'm pretty sure a giant animal could quietly climb over a 100 ft wall.
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                          Posted, 18th July 2015
                          by ogkillergreen
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                          Knowing the age of two missing boys is somehow important when finding them in a jungle.
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                            Posted, 18th July 2015
                            by ogkillergreen
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                            Dinosaurs understand dramatic effect and when it's needed. Sometimes you can hear & feel them coming from miles away, but when it's time for a surprise they know how to go into ninja mode.
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                              Posted, 18th July 2015
                              by ogkillergreen
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                              They made sure you couldn't call the sea monster the Ex Machina. It was seen only two other times jumping out of water to eat things. Phew! close one.
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                                Posted, 18th July 2015
                                by ogkillergreen
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                                Only tranquilizers and rockets can kill dinosaurs. That, or other dinosaurs. So why bring so many bearded mercs with guns?
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                                  Posted, 14th October 2015
                                  by nee
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                                  T Rex goes onto helipad to let loose a scream as the sun rises on the island. How else do you end a summer kid's movie?
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                                    Posted, 14th October 2015
                                    by nee
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                                    The older brother that has gets emotional with girlfriend becomes a total stalker freak staring at other random girls during vacation. Talk about terrible boyfriend material.
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                                      Posted, 14th October 2015
                                      by nee
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                                      Dr Wu needs to ensure all audiences that he's Asian, so he's got a clean glass office and performs tea ceremony every time he's in there.
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                                        Posted, 14th October 2015
                                        by nee
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                                        When dinosaurs are let loose on a theme park, only adults die or get eaten.
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                                          Posted, 14th October 2015
                                          by nee
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                                          twenty-two years after the first movie and we still haven't learned our damn lesson!
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                                            Posted, 27th October 2015
                                            by P4PZ
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                                            22 years later, and Disneyland STILL has better failsafes.
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                                              Posted, 28th November 2015
                                              by MusicManD
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                                              Yes, keep a man made hybrid dinosaur in total isolation.
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                                              • 4th July 2015 by smartguy360
                                                probably because it was so agressive, it ate it's own sibling
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                                              Posted, 3rd July 2015
                                              by P4PZ
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                                              Having both of your leads kiss once and not mentioning it ever again.
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                                                Posted, 3rd July 2015
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                                                Having two people control a giant hamster ball through the open field of dinosaurs and isn't on a track won't lead any trouble at all.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2015
                                                  by P4PZ
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                                                  Using the devices in each dinosaurs, that were clearly stated earlier on, won't be brought up, especially when the flying dinosaurs escape and start to attack the people.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2015
                                                    by P4PZ
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                                                    Owen was with the Navy! Not the Navajo!
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                                                      Posted, 3rd July 2015
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                                                      Remember, don't turn your back to the cage.
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                                                        Posted, 3rd July 2015
                                                        by P4PZ
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                                                        Humans, raptors, a t-rex and a sea monster can work together in harmony to kill the rogue dinosaur
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                                                          Posted, 4th July 2015
                                                          by smartguy360
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                                                          Wait for the monster dinosaur to run off before shooting the bazooka at it.
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                                                            Posted, 6th July 2015
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                                                            Never shut doors behind you when entering buildings with loose dinosaurs outside.
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                                                              Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                              by catmunch1
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                                                              Your lever action rifle will shoot like a semi automatic without pulling the lever.
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                                                                Posted, 6th July 2015
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                                                                Keep heavy foilage in the isolated cage so the new dinosaur can hide.
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                                                                  Posted, 6th July 2015
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                                                                  The giant dinosaur in Jurassic park III was bigger and scarier.
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                                                                    Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                                    by catmunch1
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                                                                    It's easy to shoot flying things out of the sky with a rifle.
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                                                                      Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                                      by catmunch1
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                                                                      Even after 22 years, no one bothered to clean up the smashed skeletons and fallen banner in the original visitor center.
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                                                                        Posted, 7th July 2015
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                                                                        An old car sitting for over 20 years will still have usable gasoline inside of it.
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                                                                          Posted, 7th July 2015
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          That teenager who spends all his time staring at girls will know how to tune up a 20+ year old car with random tools if the plot needs it.
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                                                                            Posted, 7th July 2015
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            This is what happens when you let Pi Patel survive the boat trip across the Pacific. he goes and opens Jurassic World. Don't believe me? His first few lines are from Life of Pi! It's like a crosover.
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                                                                              Posted, 10th July 2015
                                                                              by IcyNeko
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                                                                              This all could have been avoided if they just put a giant barrier around the actual Park.
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                                                                                Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                The scientists never revealed what the super monster was made of because well..... they needed that night jungle scene surprise so...the script wins.
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                                                                                  Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                  by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                  Everybody is perfectly fine with getting wet. It's a park with dinosaurs, why would anybody have their cell phones out right?
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                                                                                    Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                    by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                    They witnessed the super monster turn the Raptors against them. I guessed they figured the T-Rex who was locked in isolation was just going to fight the good fight.
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                                                                                      Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                      by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                      Four movies and we still don't know what happened to Nedry's Barbasol can.
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                                                                                        Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                        by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                        When you can't call your nephew on his cell phone, don't even bother trying to text him. Oh wait sorry I forgot, screenwriters hate simple solutions.
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                                                                                        • 2nd August 2015 by tcrosley
                                                                                          Where were the cell towers? The island was big enough, there should have been several.
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                                                                                        Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                        by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                        Jesus! We get it! Claire is a business, analytics, statistics-based, no real emotion kind of woman and you're setting up her turn towards the end. My God!
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                                                                                          Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                          by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                          A Rex with really short arms will be able to somehow reach to its back and remove a tracking device.
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                                                                                            Posted, 18th July 2015
                                                                                            by ogkillergreen
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                                                                                            When the left out the raptors to go hunting down the monster hybrid dino, they go racing ahead of the vehicles. How do they know where to go, and what the are after?
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd August 2015
                                                                                              by tcrosley
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                                                                                              They sure made that guy who wimps out and opens the gate at the beginning extra pitiful by having him fat AND keep stuffing food as the dinosaur he was supposed to watch suddenly disappear in his face.
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                                                                                                Posted, 14th October 2015
                                                                                                by nee
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                                                                                                They brought the T Rex instead of Spinosaurus, which easily mauled the former in the previous movie.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                  Minority boss with moral compass; definitely going to die soon after plot ramps up.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 14th October 2015
                                                                                                    by nee
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                                                                                                    Despite twenty thousand visitors a day and fiery explosions during an escaped dinosaur crisis, there is no threat of forest fire.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                      Raptors get muzzled up when not running around; the Indominus Rex, of course roams freely in his heavily wooded paddock.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                        Tracking devices are large conspicuous light bulbs fastened onto the skin of a dinosaur, rather than embedded deeply to prevent it being easily torn off.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                          Hungry hunting raptors stop when facing a giant monstrosity that speaks their language and accepts it as their alpha male. Only for plot twists.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 14th October 2015
                                                                                                            by nee
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                                                                                                            For being Head of Security for the entire park, the bad guy sure has terrible grasp of just what he's meant to secure the public from.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 14th October 2015
                                                                                                              by nee
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                                                                                                              Radios never work when it comes to dinosaurs on an island. NEVER.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                Brian Tee dies in every movie he's in; there can only be one Asian at the end of a film.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                  The more Ingen becomes morally ambiguous in regards to genetically engineered animals and how to contain them in a crisis, the less relevant that becomes in future movies.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                    For a park featuring dangerous and gigantic dinosaurs, there's no such thing as a failsafe. Well there was, but it had less cameo appearance than Jimmy Fallon.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                      It never occurred to neither geneticist nor handler that a hybrid dinosaur mutt of mysterious pedigree might exhibit unusual capabilities like the never-explained thermal and visual camouflage. But it's not like we don't know everything about a T Rex just by looking at it's bones!
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th October 2015
                                                                                                                        by nee
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                                                                                                                        No siblings mean you're a total psycho that kills everything you see. Except the raptors, they have a plot twist.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                          For ten years, this movie's scrip was repeatedly changed, and at the end, they settled for this...
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                            They finally ditched the rarely-mentioned ethical/ moral outrage over selling genetically engineered monstrosities for entertainment altogether- you don't see anyone making a fuss over it.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                              You can't help but wonder whether those PMC merc guys carrying away the embryos is hint to next movie or just another plot hole.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                                                                                                If you ever get caught doing naughty things in Jurassic Park, you'll go to jail where you can only get root beer by making it in the toilet.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th October 2015
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                                                                                                                                  Gyrospheres are self cleaning.
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                                                                                                                                    Some boys think they can attract girls by staring at them like a creep.
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