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Ant-Man

Ant-Man
This list was started on 20th July 2015 by catmunch1
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th November 2015

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The police will never think to check Hank's house for Scott, the escaped prisoner.
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    Posted, 20th July 2015
    by catmunch1
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    Too bad Hank didn't have a hidden army of ants at the facility before Cross went bad.
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      Posted, 20th July 2015
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      If someone brings up something that is impossible to survive or escape, there is a very good chance the main hero will find a way to survive or escape it.
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        Posted, 20th July 2015
        by FilmSavvy
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        A flying ant can catch up to a rising helicopter.
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          Posted, 21st July 2015
          by Punchingbag
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          Hank hears and sees everything, except a guy walking through his front door standing in the living room.
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            Posted, 20th July 2015
            by catmunch1
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            Ride a wanted fugitive around in your car with no diguise.
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              Posted, 20th July 2015
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              Get a job at Baskin-Robbins even though you didn't tell them about your criminal background.
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              • 20th July 2015 by FilmSavvy
                Baskin Robbins always finds out.
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              Posted, 20th July 2015
              by catmunch1
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              No one will ever question the disappearence of the executive that Cross murdered.
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              • 20th July 2015 by FilmSavvy
                It probably helps that he flushed the evidence I'm sorry
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              Posted, 20th July 2015
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              Scott could have just hid in Hope's pocket to enter the facility.
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                Posted, 20th July 2015
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                Ants will do anything for you if you tell them.
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                  Posted, 20th July 2015
                  by catmunch1
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                  It's too late to change the name
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                    Posted, 20th July 2015
                    by FilmSavvy
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                    Ant-Man has the strength of a 200lb man even in ant form, but still grunts when he throwing around toy rail cars.
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                      Posted, 21st July 2015
                      by Punchingbag
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                      You can be the size of an ant and still use a machine gun turret.
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                        Posted, 21st July 2015
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                        I didn't know Glocks are made with hammer fired pins.
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                          Posted, 22nd November 2015
                          by agentdc7
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                          If you find out a safe room has no valuables except a random looking suit, just steal the suit, put it on, and press all the buttons for no logical reason.
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                            Posted, 22nd November 2015
                            by agentdc7
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                            Even as an old lady, Peggy is still hot.
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                              Posted, 22nd November 2015
                              by agentdc7
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                              If someone broke into an Avengers facility, beat you up, stole a device, damaged the property, and destroyed your falcon wings and visor, just dust it off and forget it ever happened and assume that guy is going to be a superhero in the future that will fight along side with the Avengers.
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                                Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                by agentdc7
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                                Bad guys have such good aim they can hit a primary ant flying at him from 30 feet away.
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                                  Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Some idiots think Baskin Robbins sells burgers and pretzels. Sadly, this is probably true in real life.
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                                    Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Darren Cross = Obadiah Stain
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                                      Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Mothers from shakey marriages can be played by the same actress in the same summer. One involving ants and the other involving dinosaurs.
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                                        Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        You can go sub-atomic in size by just reducing the space between your body's atoms.
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                                          Posted, 27th November 2015
                                          by Garga
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                                          Shrinkage by reducing atoms' space maintains your mass. That's why you can fly on the back of an ant and carry a shrinked tank in your pocket. Ants are cool as long as you weigh no more than 200 lbs.
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                                            Posted, 27th November 2015
                                            by Garga
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                                            Ants purr like a kitten.
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                                              Posted, 27th November 2015
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                                              If you enlarge an ant to the size of a dog, it'll act like a dog too.
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                                                Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                by Garga
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                                                You know someone is very evil when he sacrifices a cuddly cute little white lamb.
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                                                  Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  Enlarging a toy train by the same physics makes it weigh several tonnes and destroy everything.
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                                                    Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                    by Garga
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                                                    Narrow metal water pipes have writings inside them.
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                                                      Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      If you shrink enough, you can pass through a closed faucet or open it from the inside.
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                                                        Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        Nobody dies in a Marvel movie. I bet Wasp is well and alive too.
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                                                          Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          If you developed an ant suit with wings that can fly, completely ignore it and use a non-flying suit and a real winged ant for transportation.
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                                                            Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Some SF police detectives have a very short attention span. You can distract them from arresting Michael Douglas by a melody and steal their cruiser and run away from them as they won't put cuffs on you as they hear a bang or see a shiny thing.
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                                                              Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              If you blow the f*ck out of a building by placing high explosive charges, the building and all it's debris will cease to exist after the explosion.
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                                                                Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                When asks you to put on a suit and at the same time tells you wearing the same suit took a toll on his brain, well, wear the damn suit and don't ask any questions.
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                                                                  Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  You can have shrinker/enlarger disks that shrink/enlarge anything upon contact without a damage (even live tissue, like an ant) but you need a special suit to shrink/enlarge yourself anyway.
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                                                                    Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    If you want to hire an ex convict you know is desperate to find a job and income source, make a very complicated plan which relies heavily on random accidents and luck and paying $$$ to some people, may get him killed in the process AND a lot of talking to persuade him do put on your magic sciency suit while you could simply cut to the talking and tell him: Dude! Get this $$$ and put on this suit. No Sir!
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                                                                      Posted, 27th November 2015
                                                                      by Garga
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