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Insurgent

Insurgent
This list was started on 23rd July 2015 by ogkillergreen
There are 35 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd September 2015

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Yes the people who possess all of the basic human qualities should be exterminated.
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    Posted, 23rd July 2015
    by ogkillergreen
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    It makes complete sense for Christina to be mad at Tris for killing Will. I mean how dare she kill someone who was trying to kill her.
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      Posted, 23rd July 2015
      by ogkillergreen
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      You can be 10 feet from the Erudite facility's front doors before guards apprehend you.
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        Posted, 23rd July 2015
        by ogkillergreen
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        If the Erudites need a Divergent to pass all the sims before opening the box, why make the simulations so damn hard?
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          Posted, 23rd July 2015
          by ogkillergreen
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          Tris and Four ran the final simulation without Jeanine. So really what the fuck was she even doing with that iPad?
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            Posted, 23rd July 2015
            by ogkillergreen
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            The Erudite security system is similar of a smartphone lock-screen. It will take at least 2 incorrect attempts before something goes off.
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              Posted, 23rd July 2015
              by ogkillergreen
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              We are forced to accept that somebody just miraculously found a way to remove those body transmitters just in time for the attack.
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                Posted, 23rd July 2015
                by ogkillergreen
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                Don't bother checking what the factionless people are up to, let them prepare an army or w/e, i mean, they are basically abanded from your system, having to do the most unrespectful jobs , having no decent place to sleep , they have to live like slaves, why would you ever suspect them creating an army to start a revolution right ? I thought eruditie were the smart people !
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                  Posted, 15th August 2015
                  by jan
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                  They have the technology to control humans minds to the point they will kill others and send people into advanced alternate reality simulations but can't send out one poxy probe or create a radar or something to check the rest of the world? Haven't read the books but why they isolated the humans in the first place is a mystery i bet the answer will disappoint me.
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                    Posted, 31st August 2015
                    by Inaphyt
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                    Jeanine somehow found the box, knew how to open it, had sims dedicated to opening it, knew only a full divergent could open it, but had no idea what was in it.
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                      Posted, 23rd July 2015
                      by ogkillergreen
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                      If you need convenient technology just have a sequel.
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                        Posted, 23rd July 2015
                        by ogkillergreen
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                        Mekhi Phifer's combined screen time for both movies rounds out to about 3 minutes.
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                          Posted, 23rd July 2015
                          by ogkillergreen
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                          If a truth serum exists, why is a trial even necessary?
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                            Posted, 23rd July 2015
                            by ogkillergreen
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                            The evil head of Erudite will show more emotion when a person dies than their own brother.
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                              Posted, 23rd July 2015
                              by ogkillergreen
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                              You would need as much people as possibly to escape from the Dauntless. It made absolutely no sense what so ever to "split up" at the Amity camp. But the plot needed Peter's character turns so....
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                                Posted, 23rd July 2015
                                by ogkillergreen
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                                Wait until after you are done fighting a group on a train and risking your peoples lives to tell them what your name is, seeing as how important you know you are to them.
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                                  Posted, 23rd July 2015
                                  by ogkillergreen
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                                  A few days is more than enough for your hair to grow a couple of inches, if your name is Eric.
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                                    Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                    by Garga
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                                    Whenever you run out of bullet, just throw away your hand gun. Specially if you are some kind of police force with a registered fire arm.
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                                      Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                      by Garga
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                                      There's nothing wrong if you expect to hit your target, which is a few hundred meter away, behind a moving double train with a HAND GUN while you are running.
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                                        Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                        by Garga
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                                        In the future, trains move two at a time, side by side while being pulled by ONE locomotive which is runs in the gap between two sets of parallel tracks, because, duh! Future!
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                                          Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                          by Garga
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                                          A lot of gear and things can change in a few days.
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                                            Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                            by Garga
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                                            In the future, all kinds of injections need to be applied only through neck and no other parts of the body.
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                                              Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                              by Garga
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                                              When not around, scary boyfriends are probably off doing scary boyfriend things.
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                                                Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                by Garga
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                                                Evil people must show their evilness by driving through other people's fences.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  To determine your faction, there was a time consuming test in which you needed to use a hallucinogen injected by Maggie Q to trip or something, but that was a few days ago and now a hologram science thingy is available which does that in a few seconds.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                    by Garga
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                                                    If you have a Jeep and are in pursue of some fugitives who managed to board a train, your chase is doomed because there's no way to follow the slow moving trains (they climb aboard the train by running beside it) on your jeeps or just anticipate where the TRACKS may head to so you go there wait for them to arrive. Darnit!
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                                                      Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      One last screw is a mandatory requirement before you turn yourself in.
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                                                        Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        Some people are divergent of whom some are more divergent than the others.
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                                                          Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          Nothing is more selfless than when you are willing to sacrifice somebody else, right?
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                                                            Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Newer simulation tests require that the subjects mimic every move they do in simulation in real world as well.
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                                                              Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              In this world, some people may think they're crazy for seeing some lights outside of the city walls when at least one of five factions entirely live and work and being happy OUTSIDE of the city walls.
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                                                                Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                If you spare some asshole's life IN A SIMULATION by not killing him, he'll be so touched that he'll become the opposite of his former self.
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                                                                  Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  Jeanine tried to bury the box so no one sees it, the exact thing Tris's mother did and somehow one of them is an angel while the other is the manifestation of evil.
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                                                                    Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    Sequels reveal that some people have Mommy Issue in addition to their Daddy Issue. I wonder what other kind of issue they'll have in the third installment.
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                                                                      Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                      There are some weapons powerful enough to dent a thick door but these powerful bullets are so gentle they attach a small ball bearing thingy to people's skin with no visible scar or anything,
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                                                                        Posted, 3rd September 2015
                                                                        by Garga
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