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SPECTRE

SPECTRE
This list was started on 7th November 2015 by john2012
There are 61 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th January 2016

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We are running out of ideas so lets 1) Dig up an old enemy, did up an old villain, Re do the fight scene on a train from The Spy Who Loved Me, A car chase though an Italian city from Quantum of Solace, The Boat scene from The World is Not Enough, and have not one but two helicopter crashes, I miss the cold War.
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    Posted, 7th November 2015
    by john2012
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    A bunch of World Class Assassins are after you Ms. Swan so just wander off into the dark. What are you, Mary Jane Watson.
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      Posted, 7th November 2015
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      Even after a Helicopter flies wildly out of control for nearly 10 minutes their is no sign of Mexican Police or Air Force.
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        Posted, 7th November 2015
        by john2012
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        Hello, I just killed your husband, lets have sex.
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        • 21st November 2015 by agentdc7
          That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw Monica Belluci.
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        Posted, 9th November 2015
        by john2012
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        Torture James Bond from Casino Royale.
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          Posted, 7th November 2015
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          Rock bands could learn something about room trash from James Bond.
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            Posted, 7th November 2015
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            Make sure you wear White in most of the scenes Ms. Swan.
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              Posted, 7th November 2015
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              It's Mexico, buildings collapse every day.
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                Posted, 7th November 2015
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                A Helicopter is about to fly over one of the most crowded Celebrations in Mexico City, great air defense there Mexico.
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                  Posted, 7th November 2015
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                  Who thinks that was Q in bed with Moneypenny.
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                    Posted, 7th November 2015
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                    Why didn't Voldemort just use his evil Powers to Stop SPECTRE.
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                      Posted, 7th November 2015
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                      You've located your enemy's base, so show up in the middle of nowhere with no plan to speak of and make sure you bring along the woman you swore to protect. Profit!
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                        Posted, 14th November 2015
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                        What do we do now? We have sex of course!
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                          Posted, 21st November 2015
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                          James Bond is such a good shot he can hit a flying helicopter's engine on a speeding wobbling boat in the middle of the night at over 50 yards with a subcompact pistol.
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                            Posted, 21st November 2015
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                            If you've just had two 2inch deep holes drilled into your face, you will be okay because the holes are the size of pins.
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                              Posted, 21st November 2015
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                              Because of Austin Powers, we can't have Blofeld looking like his original counterpart because everyone today only knows Dr. Evil.
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                                Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                Bond can kill two people with guns while he's blind and handcuffed because.
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                                  Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                  James Bond's greatest nemesis is Blofeld, a step brother whose just jealous.
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                                    Posted, 21st November 2015
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    If your step brother is jealous his father is taking more interesting in you, watch out. He will eventually become a mastermind leader of a terrorist organization that wants to control the world and make your life miserable by killing people you care about and making you fight bad guys with seemingly unrelated ties to him if you ever decide to become a secret agent one day.
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                                      Posted, 21st November 2015
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      If killing 2 assassins buys a widow 5 more minutes of life, that means Bond had sex with her for only about 4 minutes at most.
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                                        Posted, 21st November 2015
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Q wants to introduce you to a special car that is not for you, just in case you decide steal it later.
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                                          Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                          At least the gunbarrel sequence is finally in the beginning again.
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                                            Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                            C stands for Careless.
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                                              Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                              Sports cars drifting and speeding will not feel any of the bumpiness of cobblestone roads
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                                                Posted, 21st November 2015
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                If the music gets more and more suspenseful while an old depressed man is holding a loaded gun, it probably means he's going to shoot himself.
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                                                  Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                                  Leave it to rats to find secret rooms.
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                                                    Posted, 21st November 2015
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    The reason why rats live in the holes in the walls is because their home is actually a secret room for spying on evil organizations.
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                                                      Posted, 21st November 2015
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      If you somehow fall from a collapsing building, a comfy couch will be right below to protect you.
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                                                        Posted, 21st November 2015
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Bond, you know all those unconnected villians from the previous 3 movies? They are all directly connected to me for some reason and I had all of them targeting you to give to a lot of pain in life.
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                                                          Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                                          One requirement to work with Spectre is to drive a very fancy car.
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                                                            Posted, 21st November 2015
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                                                            Steal the newest Aston Martin despite how ugly it is.
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                                                              Posted, 22nd November 2015
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                                                              Women who are grieving don't mind having sex with a complete stranger.
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                                                                Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                After showing how wide and intimidating the Spectre organization is, don't bother showing anything else after that besides Mr. Hinx and Blofeld.
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  If you whisper, the microphone right in front of you will not pick up anything.
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    If you want to join the ranks of Spectre, state your credentials by smashing someone's face in and gouging their eyes out. If you can do that, welcome!
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                                                                      Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                      Jaguar C-X75s are large enough to house huge henchmen.
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                                                                        Posted, 22nd November 2015
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                                                                        If you don't want someone to stare at you, then don't dress like that.
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                                                                          Posted, 22nd November 2015
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          Train will stop at randomly abandoned stations in the middle of nowhere just in case you feel like visiting Spectre's secret crater base.
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                                                                            Posted, 23rd November 2015
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            When watching a base completely explode right in front of you, just stand there and don't worry about flying debris because the green screen will protect you from flying CGI debris.
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                                                                              Posted, 23rd November 2015
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              When a big man starts attacking you on a train, everyone will run and hide and maybe disappear all together.
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                                                                                Posted, 23rd November 2015
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                If you want a job at Spectre, you don't need a resume. You just need to kill the competition and you're hired.
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                                                                                  Posted, 25th December 2015
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  Half a century of James Bond and I didn't know Blofeld had daddy issues.
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                                                                                    Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    If you are going to assassin an important target, remember to turn off the bloody laser pointer.
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                                                                                      Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      To hell with all the innocents killed under the debris of those buildings in Mexico city. James Bond's ass being saved by that convenient sofa in a comical fashion is more important.
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                                                                                        Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        You can extract a lot of information from a single piece of jewellery, a ring, like who is partner in crime with the owner and who's his boss.
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                                                                                          Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                          If you are injected with nano-locators and want to go rouge, first beg your colleague to cover you and then steal an expensive prototype car from him to make this easier for him.
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                                                                                            Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            Governments solely exist to bust the intelligence organizations' balls.
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                                                                                              Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              Governments, specially of China and Britain trust each other enough to share their intelligence.
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                South African don't value intelligence exchange until a bomb blows them the fuck up.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                  If you told your love interest how his father died exactly as it happened, freak out if a villain shows her a footage that confirms your story.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                                    The former head of MI6 had the information about the Mexico city dude all along and didn't share it with her organization. No. It's better to send it via a video message to a single agent and ask him to kill that man. Don't trust anyone, even the organisation you are leading.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                      It is mandatory for everyone to have either daddy or momma issues in recent James Bond movies. I guess in the next one we find out M's mother didn't kiss him goodnight enough.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                        Safety protocols are overlooked in a villain's lair. The whole base can be destroyed with a well placed shot.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                                          Moroccan train conductors don't give a fuck if you trash their trains.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                                            Some villains build their lairs with C4 bricks.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                                              Power your evil lair with solar panels but remember to place high explosive gas tanks here and there and run their pipes everywhere because why not?
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                                                                                                                Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                                                North African Sahara is a very suitable place to build several observatories.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                                                  Just tell James Bond his new watch has a very loud alarm and he automatically learns how to arm it and how much time does he have before the 'alarm' goes off.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                                    When you are secretly going on a personal mission to a remote clinic behind your all-seeing spy organisation's back, make sure to fill all their paperwork with your real name.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th January 2016
                                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                                      You can shoot a hand gun with your hand behind the slide. Twice.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th January 2016
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                                                                                                                        They just don't make helicopters like the old days. A 0.357 bullet shot from 400 yards will bring it down. But they build excellent twin engine propeller air planes instead.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 25th January 2016
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