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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Star Wars: The Force Awakens
This list was started on 18th December 2015 by agentdc7
There are 100 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 12th July 2016

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If the girl you captured starts exhibiting force powers, be sure have just one stormtrooper guarding the door.
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    Posted, 18th December 2015
    by agentdc7
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    When a giant CGI jellyfish attacks random people, it will eat them. When it attacks a main character, it will grab them and run around in circles until a door cuts off its tentacles.
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      Posted, 18th December 2015
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      Right after you win a lightsaber battle, a rift will conveniently separate the two of you so you can both show up in the sequels.
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        Posted, 18th December 2015
        by agentdc7
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        R2D2 will wake up at the most convenient to display the rest of the map to find Luke.
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          Posted, 18th December 2015
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          Episode 4 = Episode 7. Not that, that is a bad thing.
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            Posted, 18th December 2015
            by john2012
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            If Neo From Matrix and Marilyn Manson had a kid it would look like Kylo Ren.
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              Posted, 18th December 2015
              by john2012
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              Mark Hamill with no lines is a better actor than Hayden Christensen with a bunch of lines.
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                Posted, 18th December 2015
                by john2012
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                You can walk into a secured base by just opening the door and shooting the guards.
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                  Posted, 22nd December 2015
                  by catmunch1
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                  Kylo Ren stabbed first.
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                    Posted, 24th December 2015
                    by agentdc7
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                    If you're Leia, you've just got to have a weird hairstyle on every Star Wars episode.
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                      Posted, 29th December 2015
                      by sol_0
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                      Kylo Ren was easy to take seriously... until he removed his mask.
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                        Posted, 22nd January 2016
                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                        If you were raised on a desert planet mining junk everyday, you can still have a pretty face and perfectly clean skin.
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                          Posted, 18th December 2015
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                          Some stormtroopers can experience PTSD.
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                            Posted, 18th December 2015
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                            If you confront your evil son on a long bridge over a bottomless pit, you will probably die and fall into that bottomless pit.
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                              Posted, 18th December 2015
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                              Whenever the bad guys build a giant planet destroying space station, they will always build in a weakness to give the Rebellion/Resistance a chance to win. That's 3 times now...
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                                Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                Kylo Ren's helmet has megaphone speakers.
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                                  Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                  If you name is FN-2187, then Finn will do as a nickname.
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                                    Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                    Luke is on a random planet standing at the top of the mountain with his back to you waiting for you to show up.
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                                      Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                      The force can hold lasers beams in mid air.
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                                        Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                        If doing a jedi mind trick doesn't work the first time, try, try again. It will work eventually.
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                                          Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                          There's more to pulling the trigger of a blaster. Safety.
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                                            When a couple separates, they will go back to doing whatever job they had before they met.
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                                              Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                              When the first Death Star fails, build a bigger one. When the second Death Star fails, build a bigger one. When the third one fails.....
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                                                Posted, 18th December 2015
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Chewie's crossbow vs. stormtroopers = 3 stormtroopers flying through the air. Chewie's crossbow vs. Kylo Ren = flesh wound.
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                                                  Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                  After all this time Chewie and Han were together, Han just discovered how much he likes using Chewie's crossbow.
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                                                    Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                    If Harrison Ford wanted his character killed in Return of the Jedi but didn't get his wish, he will eventually.
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                                                      He wanted to die in the first movie.
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                                                    Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                    Give Han Solo a lot of scenes since he's going to die.
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                                                      Posted, 18th December 2015
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Captain Phasma = pointless.
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                                                      • 18th December 2015 by john2012
                                                        Go back to Game of Thrones
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                                                      Posted, 18th December 2015
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      A bigger Death Star can destroy multiple planets at the same time. But it does need to borrow a sun to work.
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                                                        Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                        Not everyone can understand beep boop boop and Wookienese.
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                                                          Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                          Chewie makes a grounchy patient.
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                                                            Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                            Everyone's going after an astro droid hiding on a desert planet with information again.
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                                                              Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                              After 30 years, someone finally figured out how to make holograms that aren't blue.
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                                                                Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                                If you want people to remember what a great movie A New Hope was, rehash a bunch of plot points from it.
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                                                                  Posted, 18th December 2015
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                                                                  I wonder how Mark Hamill remember all those lines.
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                                                                    Posted, 18th December 2015
                                                                    by john2012
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                                                                    Kylo Ren is Josh Groban.
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                                                                      Posted, 18th December 2015
                                                                      by john2012
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                                                                      Ren can understand BB8.
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                                                                        Posted, 22nd December 2015
                                                                        by catmunch1
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                                                                        Han Solo shows up at your 1000 year old place, and it gets destroyed in a few minutes.
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                                                                          Posted, 22nd December 2015
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                                                                          Light sabers cut through trees, but only do minor cuts on the main characters.
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                                                                            Posted, 22nd December 2015
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                                                                            The heat from Kylo's light saber doesn't burn Rey's face.
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                                                                              Posted, 22nd December 2015
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                                                                              If the sun disappears and it gets dark, you must go back to the dark side.
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                                                                                Posted, 24th December 2015
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                You can be well skilled in using a lightsaber without prior training as long as you have the force.
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                                                                                  Posted, 24th December 2015
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  If If you're hoping to turn evil, speak dramatically to the skull of your grandfather. If you're hoping to turn evil, speak dramatically to the skull of your grandfather.
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                                                                                    Posted, 29th December 2015
                                                                                    by sol_0
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                                                                                    In a galaxy far, far away memory sticks make the most reliable carriers of information key to the survival of entire stellar systems.
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                                                                                      Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                      If you want to disappear without a trace and just not be bothered, make sure you leave hints as to your whereabouts.
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                        If you want to test someone's integrity as a Jedi, make them climb a million stairs to prove it.
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                                                                                          Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                          Leia is still royalty to some.
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                                                                                            Posted, 29th December 2015
                                                                                            by sol_0
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                                                                                            If the Force wants you, you're bound to have traumatic hallucinations about your family while in dark deep places.
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                                                                                              Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                              Ehh, princesses.
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                                                                                                Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                Han Solo is home, Chewie!
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                                                                                                  Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                  If you want to impress the long-lost love of your life, don't say the Death Star.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                    The Oedipus complex plagues the Skywalkers.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                      If you're angry at your parents, dress up and speak weird.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                        Droids and Jedi knights come together in pairs.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                          Han Solo is hiring!
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                                                                                                            Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                            If you're a Princess turned General, make sure your hair looks becoming.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                              If you're the last Jedi hope in the universe, make sure you hide on a desert island so that your unique skills cannot be used to saving the said universe.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 29th December 2015
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                                                                                                                Women always find out the truth.
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                                                                                                                  Giant space stations must always be built with some kind of weakness.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                    Giant space stations/planets are not allowed to live for more than 1 movie.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                      The Millennium Falcon does not need a pair of keys or a special passcode to turn on and fly.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                        Practical effects are still cool.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                          BB8's thumb is a lighter.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                            Maz doesn't mind if you drop in and are responsible for her 1000 year old palace getting destroyed.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                              If the lightsaber you are going to take from your son is pointed straight at you, it is probably going to stab you eventually.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                                The additional crossguards on a light saber are there so you can slowly stab people in the shoulder when locking blades.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                                  Because my grandfather wore a mask, I must wear one too even though my face isn't deformed.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th January 2016
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                                                                                                                                    First time firing a gun is very effective, especially with the trigger on.
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                                                                                                                                      Andy Serkis is not looking for the precious.
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                                                                                                                                        In their 7th movie , stormtroopers still can't shoot their target.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                          A first timer will always beat the hell out of yoi, especially if you are Kylo Ren.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 26th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                            What's all the fuss about borrowing plot points from A New Hope? In that movie, Death Star's multiple lase beams converged to form one single beam, where in this movie the Death Plant's single beam separates to multiple beams. See? Huge difference.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                              Girl Powerâ„¢ entered into the Star Wars universe. Females are the best at doing anything and everything even for their first time of trying. Yes, I'm a misogynist pig and I can't help myself.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                Lightsabers no longer draw the force from their user to operate. Any sanitation worker is able to wield them now.
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                                                                                                                                                  To point a planet in the galaxy, far far away, you need a full map of the mentioned galaxy. A simple name or even the planet's coordination won't work.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                    You can actually see a light beam before it hits you, if it's big enough.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                      You can handle yourself and not know which eye to close when aiming a hand gun.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                        It doesn't matter if they succeeded.to change the government back from empire to republic, there's still a resistance to ''resist'' something.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                          Compared to the empire and it's might, a much much smaller rebellion force with very limited resources such as The First Order is able to build a weapon ten times bigger and more powerful than the Death Star in the same span of time.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                            Either it's possible to move plants near other stars, or the idea of a weaponized planet like Starkiller which depletes it's sun becomes very stupid.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                              You can see far away planets' explosions very clearly and in real time.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                Chewbacca is the same, change in appearance is due to him found time to go to a hairdressing saloon.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                  Luke must have stood on that cliff for a long time. Funny he stood in the same place for all his exile period and prepared a map for it. Or first prepared the map and then went to the big X on the map to exile. A map that was partially existed in the Empire's archives... Just wow...
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                    A portion on Tattooin, I mean Jakku is about $2.50... Let's say a If a BB8=60 portions and a BB8 on Earth=$149.99, then Jakku is a cheap place to go and hire slave labour.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                      Han and Leia's son has a serious anger issue. Every single one of his tantrums costs quite a lot.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                        You can ask a girl to run away with you if it's more than 90 minutes since you met her.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                          Robots can put on some weight. C3PO is a live proof of that.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                            Han and Leia named their son Ben, because Han in fact was very fond of Ben Kenobi and never been rude to him, and he left a big impression on Leia, or something. Look, don't look too much into it, ok?
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                              Leia is desperate to find her brother but when his location is finally revealed sends a stranger to meet him. Some desperate!
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                Jedi masters were a bunch of idiots. They considered 7 years old Anakin Skywalker too old to be trained in the ways of the force. Anakin too was a stupid fool whose training took more than 10 years under masters such as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Windu. All these probably because Anakin wasn't a girl, where now we have Rey, a 23 years old girl which without any kind of training could surpass Anakin in every aspect, even piloting space ships. Yay Girl Power!
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 31st March 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Luke's blue lightsaber Which belonged to his father before him was not lost in Bespin and no, Luke's hand is not still attached to it!
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Han Solo is now a murdering psychopath who goes to lengths to cause people get killed in the most gruesome way possible. I guess it's because of one or any combination of the following: 1. His son became a Darth Vader wannabe, changed his name to Ben and developed a sever daddy issue, 2. His brother-in-law said fuck you y'all and left them to not dealing with a problem he had a hand in creating, 3. His wife kicked him out because of the above, 4. He forgot he was a respected general in the rebel forces which after victory formed the government and therefore had no choice other than returning to the life of smuggling and con arts, 5. Chewy had a cosmetic surgery or gone gay, 6. JJ thinks a horrible death is comic relief, 7. I MUST get a life and leave him alone?
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st April 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                      7 movies in and there still aren't any railings to prevent people from falling to their death.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Kylo found his grandfather's old mask somehow and decided to keep it for some reason.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                          R2-D2 was left with a sheet covering him so his reveal would be even more dramatic.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                            It's 2016 and we're still using the Wilhelm scream.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                              They found Luke's first lightsaber. The one he dropped when Vader cut his hand off 30 years ago. And they somehow knew it was his.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                In a galaxy far far away, people speak with American, British and Scottish accents.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Does anyone else think that the trooper with a taser stick was more of a threat than the Darth Vader wannabe with a light stick?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th July 2016
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