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The Revenant

The Revenant
This list was started on 14th January 2016 by Wujek Spenser
There are 30 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th April 2016

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If you have big dead bison and a fire next to it, eat his raw liver.
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    Posted, 14th January 2016
    by Wujek Spenser
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    It's OK to leave a dying man in the hostile territory with two kids and and a guy who hates him.
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      Posted, 14th January 2016
      by Wujek Spenser
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      Always pursue a violent criminal by yourself, or with at least 1 physically handicapped person. Never bring any other reinforcements.
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        Posted, 7th February 2016
        by Usefulidiot
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        If you find someone trying to kill your father, don't shoot him. First, get as close as possible and try to reason with him.
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        • 19th April 2016 by Garga
          And remember to shout for help from another scrawny kid because he's great help.
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        Posted, 7th February 2016
        by Usefulidiot
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        If your daughter is missing and a Frenchie is in sight, don't let him off the hook so easily.
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          Posted, 19th April 2016
          by Garga
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          Frenchies don't give you horses for their good of heart.
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            Posted, 19th April 2016
            by Garga
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            If you really feel the itch to kill somebody who can't talk, ask for him to permit you by blinking. He has to give permission eventually.
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              Posted, 19th April 2016
              by Garga
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              When you track a violent criminal and your only advantage to him is that you are two while he's alone, by all means split.
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                Posted, 19th April 2016
                by Garga
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                Grizzly bears don't hibernate in the winter. They leisurely walk through the woods with their cubs.
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                  Posted, 19th April 2016
                  by Garga
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                  Vengence is very motivating.
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                    Posted, 14th January 2016
                    by Wujek Spenser
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                    Eat raw bison liver to create extra hype around the movie.
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                      Posted, 14th January 2016
                      by Wujek Spenser
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                      Indians can aim with deadly accuracy unless it comes to characters important for the plot.
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                        Posted, 14th January 2016
                        by Wujek Spenser
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                        If a teenage boy won't listen, stab him to death.
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                          Posted, 14th January 2016
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                          Leaving revenge to God means pushing the man into ice-cold river with bunch of angry Indians standing down the stream.
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                            Posted, 14th January 2016
                            by Wujek Spenser
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                            The book must've been John Rambo's how-to jump off the cliffs.
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                              Posted, 14th January 2016
                              by Wujek Spenser
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                              If you have a dead bison and a whole dead horse, never cut out any meat to take with you.
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                                Posted, 14th January 2016
                                by Wujek Spenser
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                                Indians can climb faster and higher than monkeys, especially in the middle of a fullscale battle.
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                                  Posted, 7th February 2016
                                  by Usefulidiot
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                                  Grizzly bears love to tear up your clothing, but once they encounter human flesh, they will walk away.
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                                    Posted, 7th February 2016
                                    by Usefulidiot
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                                    Indians shoot fire arrows at everything except your wooden boat.
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                                      Posted, 7th February 2016
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                                      20
                                      Don't leave your gun on the ground when you're raping someone against a tree.
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                                        Posted, 9th April 2016
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        When you point a gun at someone, always be as close as possible so they have a chance at grabbing it from you.
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                                          Posted, 9th April 2016
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Whenever you see bear cubs, run, don't sit there waiting for their mama.
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                                            Posted, 19th April 2016
                                            by Garga
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                                            Catching snow flakes with your tongue is a great form of entertainment.
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                                              Posted, 19th April 2016
                                              by Garga
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                                              When stock in harsh cold and there's no Tauntaun around, empty the innards of a horse instead and crawl your little ass in.
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                                                Posted, 19th April 2016
                                                by Garga
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                                                Leave the company's cash in the safe with no guard and don't forget to leave the key on the table. It's important not to tell anyone of a hundred people in the fort to keep an eye on your office too.
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                                                  Posted, 19th April 2016
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  You can be trapped in the wast wilderness of undiscovered north America by 2 men following you, and yet not knowing it.
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                                                    Posted, 19th April 2016
                                                    by Garga
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                                                    When you go to lengths to deceive a criminal by shoving a branch up your dead buddy's arse so his corpse sits on horse while you lie facedown on other horse, just wait until the criminal finds you played him and then shoot him, not a second before.
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                                                      Posted, 19th April 2016
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      Hypothermia is for pussies, not real men. They can spend hours in freezing water after they had a nice massage by a grizzly bear.
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                                                        Posted, 19th April 2016
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        Being at the smart end of a rifle helps you to win an argument.
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                                                          Posted, 20th April 2016
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          All I got was a glimpse but I learnt that Leo DiCaprio has a little scrawny ass.
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                                                            Posted, 20th April 2016
                                                            by Garga
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