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The Martian

The Martian
This list was started on 20th January 2016 by FilmSavvy
There are 14 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th January 2016

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When you tell a man you left on ANOTHER PLANET to stop swearing, as their messages home are being broadcasted across the country, you can be sure he'll just swear some more.
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    Posted, 20th January 2016
    by FilmSavvy
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    A death defying activity like manuvering through space can be made less scary if you compare it to being like an Avenger.
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      Posted, 20th January 2016
      by FilmSavvy
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      Johanssen's shit stinks.
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        Posted, 20th January 2016
        by Garga
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        Mars storms are much more violent than earth's and can topple big ascending vehicles despite it's atmosphere being hundred times thinner.
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          Posted, 20th January 2016
          by Garga
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          While it isn't recommended to use human waste as fertilizer to grow potatoes on Mars, it IS possible.
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            Posted, 20th January 2016
            by FilmSavvy
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            Mark Watney technically colonized Mars.
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              Posted, 20th January 2016
              by FilmSavvy
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              The recipe for water: Take hydrogen. Add oxygen. Burn.
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                Posted, 20th January 2016
                by FilmSavvy
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                Mars will come to fear Mark's botany powers.
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                  Posted, 20th January 2016
                  by FilmSavvy
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                  Mark's signature can shape shift in between camera shots
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                    Posted, 20th January 2016
                    by FilmSavvy
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                    Living off potatoes alone is not a recommended diet plan
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                      Posted, 20th January 2016
                      by FilmSavvy
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                      Nobody notices a giant storm directly in their eyesight until being warned by the mission control.
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                        Posted, 20th January 2016
                        by Garga
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                        NASA's ascending vehicles tip over fairly easy at 12 degrees tilt. They don't build 'em like good old days anymore.
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                          Posted, 20th January 2016
                          by Garga
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                          Winds on mars can carry gravels but don't push astronauts until they hit by an antennae.
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                            Posted, 20th January 2016
                            by Garga
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                            You can call a movie The Martian, even thought it contains no Martians whatsoever.
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                              Posted, 24th January 2016
                              by AcesBabyAces
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