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Kingdom of Heaven

Kingdom of Heaven
This list was started on 10th February 2016 by NateSean
There are 10 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 26th March 2016

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A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but the soul is in your keeping.
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    Posted, 10th February 2016
    by NateSean
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    2
    Religion = fanatacism
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      Posted, 10th February 2016
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      3
      Your ailing father backhanded you to remind you of your oath, so by all means backhand the servant you just knighted with a fully gloved and healthy arm.
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        4
        An arrow in your testicle for three days? Pfft, that's nothing. Arrow in the ribs, yeah, you're dead before the first act is over.
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          Posted, 10th February 2016
          by NateSean
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          5
          There will be no ill effects from kissing a man who has just died from leprosy.
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            Posted, 10th February 2016
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            6
            Your quality will be known among your enemies before ever you meet them.
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              Posted, 10th February 2016
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              7
              If a man tells you he is the servant of the man who is not fluent in your language, you're probably talking to the real master.
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                Posted, 10th February 2016
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                8
                Godfrey couldn't get a drop out of his lands, but his son does it on the first week of the job.
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                  Posted, 10th February 2016
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                  9
                  If your enemy is massively outnumbered, make sure to send your men one battalion at a time.
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                    Posted, 26th March 2016
                    by TheSarcasticInquisitor
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                    When you go to war, make sure to starve and dehydrate your army.
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                      Posted, 26th March 2016
                      by TheSarcasticInquisitor
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